Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:22:53 PM No.22940215
What did we think of it
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:25:19 PM No.22940217
>>22940215 (OP)
Kino, but the antisocial right will hate it
Kino, but the antisocial right will hate it
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:25:49 PM No.22940218
>>22940215 (OP)
he looks gay
he looks gay
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:26:50 PM No.22940219
>>22940215 (OP)
Why would I watch a movie made after 2016?
Why would I watch a movie made after 2016?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:27:10 PM No.22940220
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:27:29 PM No.22940221
>>22940215 (OP)
Its mid. Kinda fun but doesnt slow down enough to spend time with characters. Superman is written weak as fuck and doesnt really grow or change during the story. We never really get his hero moment. Lois over shadows him part of the time as well.
Its mid. Kinda fun but doesnt slow down enough to spend time with characters. Superman is written weak as fuck and doesnt really grow or change during the story. We never really get his hero moment. Lois over shadows him part of the time as well.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:28:38 PM No.22940222
>>22940215 (OP)
>What did we think of it
Stupid. Goofy. Effeminate. Disorganized. Pathetic.
I was not impressed.
Pedo-lefties will probably enjoy it and clap their hands like trained seals.
>What did we think of it
Stupid. Goofy. Effeminate. Disorganized. Pathetic.
I was not impressed.
Pedo-lefties will probably enjoy it and clap their hands like trained seals.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:28:38 PM No.22940223
>>22940215 (OP)
Superman, the symbol of hope and American values, calls out Israel.
Mutts and nu-/pol/ will call it cringe
Superman, the symbol of hope and American values, calls out Israel.
Mutts and nu-/pol/ will call it cringe
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:29:30 PM No.22940224
>>22940215 (OP)
Why do they keep remaking the same fucking films?
It feels like there's a reboot of Superman, a reboot of Spiderman, a reboot of Jurassic Park, every 2-3 years.
And each iteration is worse than the one before it.
Why do they keep remaking the same fucking films?
It feels like there's a reboot of Superman, a reboot of Spiderman, a reboot of Jurassic Park, every 2-3 years.
And each iteration is worse than the one before it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:29:54 PM No.22940225
is it just a remake of an old film? like exactly the same scrypt, just new cgi and actors?
I refused to pirate it because I thought it is just that
I refused to pirate it because I thought it is just that
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:30:40 PM No.22940228
>>22940215 (OP)
is it only in thee-aters or is it leechable?
is it only in thee-aters or is it leechable?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:32:38 PM No.22940229
I'm not interested in another superman reboot.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:32:47 PM No.22940230
>friends texted me in a group thread asking if I wanted to go see the new Superman
>politely thanked them for the invite but said I'm not really interested in capeslop
>they got offended and accused me of being a bad friend who never wants to hang out (not true, I just don't want to pay an exorbitant price for a ticket, soda, and popcorn to watch a Pedowood movie I don't care about)
Should I just suck it up and go see the movie?
>politely thanked them for the invite but said I'm not really interested in capeslop
>they got offended and accused me of being a bad friend who never wants to hang out (not true, I just don't want to pay an exorbitant price for a ticket, soda, and popcorn to watch a Pedowood movie I don't care about)
Should I just suck it up and go see the movie?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:34:29 PM No.22940231
>>22940230
I only agree to things like that if we go to the drive ins so I can drink and smoke and talk shit about the movie the whole time
I only agree to things like that if we go to the drive ins so I can drink and smoke and talk shit about the movie the whole time
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:34:51 PM No.22940232
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:35:50 PM No.22940233
>>22940231
That's the other thing, it's not like you can talk in a movie theater. Not really the best place to hang out anyway.
That's the other thing, it's not like you can talk in a movie theater. Not really the best place to hang out anyway.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:37:55 PM No.22940235
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:39:30 PM No.22940236
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:41:02 PM No.22940237
sneed.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:42:38 PM No.22940238
>>22940215 (OP)
End of the movie take-away is this. Your birth parents and culture don't mean shit and the adults who let you break rules and traditions should be honored above all others. As a parents who lost a child to the WOKE, this movie just makes me want to cull half of the population without a second thought.
End of the movie take-away is this. Your birth parents and culture don't mean shit and the adults who let you break rules and traditions should be honored above all others. As a parents who lost a child to the WOKE, this movie just makes me want to cull half of the population without a second thought.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:36 PM No.22940239
>>22940215 (OP)
the less, the better
the less, the better
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:47:41 PM No.22940240
Lex literally did nothing wrong
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:49:26 PM No.22940241
>>22940215 (OP)
Eh it wasn't bad, I felt like the film needed more of Superman being overpowered and fucking shit up, mostly he just stops heavy stuff from squashing innocent bystanders. I feel like Superman deserves a film where he just absolutely fucks shit up instead of the tired old trope of oh no he's weak but wait he's just strong enough to save the day one more time and only barely. Like make a fucking cape shit where the hero btfo everyone and everything, the gay power struggle is played out. Hollywood Jews if you're listening, if you want to stand out, make a superhero movie where the hero is way stronger than all the villains and other good guys combined. Godmode the movie. Pure action. No more predictable formulaic drivel
Eh it wasn't bad, I felt like the film needed more of Superman being overpowered and fucking shit up, mostly he just stops heavy stuff from squashing innocent bystanders. I feel like Superman deserves a film where he just absolutely fucks shit up instead of the tired old trope of oh no he's weak but wait he's just strong enough to save the day one more time and only barely. Like make a fucking cape shit where the hero btfo everyone and everything, the gay power struggle is played out. Hollywood Jews if you're listening, if you want to stand out, make a superhero movie where the hero is way stronger than all the villains and other good guys combined. Godmode the movie. Pure action. No more predictable formulaic drivel
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:50:10 PM No.22940242
>>22940215 (OP)
Watch it before the burger. Very anti-Israel. Knew it will make them seethe, and I like it.
Watch it before the burger. Very anti-Israel. Knew it will make them seethe, and I like it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:51:51 PM No.22940243
>>22940240
Nice get but lex was a weirdo bezos mf and not threatening. I felt like at any time anyone around him could have just punched him in the face and rolled the credits
Nice get but lex was a weirdo bezos mf and not threatening. I felt like at any time anyone around him could have just punched him in the face and rolled the credits
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:52:02 PM No.22940244
>>22940241
There is plenty of story like that, and it's all very boring.
There is plenty of story like that, and it's all very boring.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:52:40 PM No.22940245
>>22940240
He lost to soup.
He lost to soup.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:53:05 PM No.22940246
>>22940215 (OP)
we pretend to like it to confirm the paranoia of histrionic paranoid jews
we pretend to like it to confirm the paranoia of histrionic paranoid jews
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:54:08 PM No.22940247
>>22940227
you don't watch america's bread and butter?
what you also don't watch football, basketball or baseball? deport him, trump!
you don't watch america's bread and butter?
what you also don't watch football, basketball or baseball? deport him, trump!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:54:57 PM No.22940249
>>22940230
You should tell your friend he's a guilt tripping little bitch and hang out with him in a park or at home.
Of course that's implying you aren't also being an antisocial fag in general.
You should tell your friend he's a guilt tripping little bitch and hang out with him in a park or at home.
Of course that's implying you aren't also being an antisocial fag in general.
Anonymous
ID: sN7gPd0V
7/15/2025, 6:01:51 PM No.22940438
Anonymous
ID: Nu/wHR6j
7/15/2025, 6:15:11 PM No.22940468
I honestly really liked the film.
Overall tone is a more light-hearted film and take on superman. It basically is the same tone you get from a Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but applied to Superman.
Superman's look not the best, but its alright. Actor is okay. Henry Cavill, def will be compared to any future Superman look wise. The dude was a beef cake.
I did like how Superman was almost smiliar to the DC cartoon show Justice League. But if he was younger.
I did not mind the change to the parents, its basically Zod's story sort of. They probably wont do Zod for a long ass time since they always do him. So it was whatever.
Him still choosing to do what he wants and what he feels is right, despite his evil krypton parents, was pretty good.
His parents were very normie, which I liked. They loved him no matter what, without having to be so smart and profound in how they talk. Like how most normie parents are.
Lex was my favorite part. They told him to play Jealous Lex, and he nailed it. I hear he keeps trying to audition for Superman roles and never gets them. So kinda funny and cruel this is the Lex he had to play. At the end when he admits he knows he is envious and cries. I felt like that was really the actor crying lmao.
Krypto being a menace was dope. Having a dog, and seeing their moments of not listening, I can relate.
The ending with Kara, getting rag dolled by the dog was the best part.
The side characters were all meh, the daily planet ones. Louise was meh, never cared for her in any version or comics.
Guy Gardner was a little funny. T Nigga looks stupid. I hated him the most. Because I hate niggers, but his whole concept is retarded. LOOK AT MY BALLS.
Hawk Girl was mid, needs better costume.
I will give this movie standing ovations if Hawk Guy is Bella Ramsy LOL
Overall tone is a more light-hearted film and take on superman. It basically is the same tone you get from a Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but applied to Superman.
Superman's look not the best, but its alright. Actor is okay. Henry Cavill, def will be compared to any future Superman look wise. The dude was a beef cake.
I did like how Superman was almost smiliar to the DC cartoon show Justice League. But if he was younger.
I did not mind the change to the parents, its basically Zod's story sort of. They probably wont do Zod for a long ass time since they always do him. So it was whatever.
Him still choosing to do what he wants and what he feels is right, despite his evil krypton parents, was pretty good.
His parents were very normie, which I liked. They loved him no matter what, without having to be so smart and profound in how they talk. Like how most normie parents are.
Lex was my favorite part. They told him to play Jealous Lex, and he nailed it. I hear he keeps trying to audition for Superman roles and never gets them. So kinda funny and cruel this is the Lex he had to play. At the end when he admits he knows he is envious and cries. I felt like that was really the actor crying lmao.
Krypto being a menace was dope. Having a dog, and seeing their moments of not listening, I can relate.
The ending with Kara, getting rag dolled by the dog was the best part.
The side characters were all meh, the daily planet ones. Louise was meh, never cared for her in any version or comics.
Guy Gardner was a little funny. T Nigga looks stupid. I hated him the most. Because I hate niggers, but his whole concept is retarded. LOOK AT MY BALLS.
Hawk Girl was mid, needs better costume.
I will give this movie standing ovations if Hawk Guy is Bella Ramsy LOL
Anonymous
ID: fwaHFHVI
7/15/2025, 10:38:40 PM No.22942063
This thread is great will put review up shortly
Anonymous
ID: fwaHFHVI
7/16/2025, 9:19:02 AM No.22944217
Ugh still not yet