Thread 22940656 - /bant/ [Archived: 347 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 52BU7AF1Norway
7/15/2025, 6:56:09 PM No.22940656
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i have to pay a 200 dollar shoplifting fine before tomorrow
damn normalfags...
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Anonymous ID: CX9R5DwCPoland
7/15/2025, 6:57:55 PM No.22940659
>>22940656 (OP)
have you tried being smart about it and actually buying some of the product you're lifting
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Anonymous ID: CCRB0g19United States
7/15/2025, 7:15:43 PM No.22940680
>>22940659
does that work?
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Anonymous ID: CX9R5DwCPoland
7/15/2025, 7:29:20 PM No.22940727
>>22940680
obviously it works... it's less conspicuous
if you snag some in your pocket while doing your shopping, it just looks like you're a regular customer
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Anonymous ID: CCRB0g19United States
7/15/2025, 7:33:45 PM No.22940969
>>22940727
oh, rather than walking in and "browsing the shelves" and then walking out?
i guess that makes sense

i thought you meant buying the same product you're lifting somehow fucks with the scanner or something
i guess only supermarkets have those scanners at the doors though
Anonymous ID: T5xPbmzJNorway
7/15/2025, 7:35:18 PM No.22940973
>>22940656 (OP)
Dumbass nigger
Anonymous ID: S+2O/n6aUnited States
7/15/2025, 7:42:55 PM No.22940986
Act like a nigger and you'll be treated like one
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Anonymous ID: tsAxaSyqUnited States
7/15/2025, 8:46:59 PM No.22941075
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>>22940656 (OP)
what did you steal?
>>22940986
>Act like a nigger and you'll be treated like one
Nigger treatment is literally a slap on the wrist
Except sometimes they'll do nothing and keep a profile on you and the second the total of all things stolen surpasses $1,000 they fuck you over since its no longer 'petty theft', which is kind of based
Anonymous ID: tsAxaSyqUnited States
7/16/2025, 1:44:05 AM No.22943082
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>>22940656 (OP)
c'mon, tell me what you stole
Anonymous !!Brock86qeJCID: h/VKJIQQUnited States
7/16/2025, 1:44:55 AM No.22943087
>>22940656 (OP)
good job getting caught OBVIOUS IDIOT
Gon !!yyw7PihNvYMID: JYCjmEDPUnited Kingdom
7/16/2025, 1:52:24 AM No.22943096
Can you believe I have never stolen anything from the store ever. The only time I got close to stealing was a savoury pastry when there was no option to add an amount I was buying and it accepted the weight of 2 of them as one.