>"alright, and now folks, we have something very special. this guy is a GENIUS. he's been on the cutting edge of humor for YEARS and he's finally getting the credit he deserves. he even got Shane Gillis to mention him as his FAVORITE comedian on his Joe Rogan appearance. so you know this guy is the best of the best. alright that's enough introduction folks, welcome, Misterrr SAAAM HYDE!"
>*snort*
>*spit*
>hey Harland guess what? THE JEWS. oh yeah i bet you never heard that before. and guess what else. NIGGER. NIGGER JEW NIGGER.
>uh okay Sam, haha. so uh do you have any actual comedy for us o-
>NIGGER NIGGER JEW JEW JEW!!! NIGGGGGERRRR!!!! FAGGOT!!!! NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THESE EPIC WORDS BEFORE!!!
>alright well i guess we dont want to get banned so we'll have to cut out some of that but uh, anyway
>OH YEAH, WATCH THIS
>*flips table over and breaks $10k of equipment while his crew gets hit by debris and looks miserable*

I a gonna rip ass until I simply just die. fucking little caesar

>>22943725 (OP)
>but you don't heccin understand Sam hyde!! He makes the funniest jokes!1!! Maybe if you weren't just an sensitive faggot you could understand his deep philosophical advice and humor like.... ummm...OH OH. JEWS are LE BAD. AND AND NIGGERS ARE DANGEROUS and... Umm OH OH the WHITE MEN IS BEING ERASED. YOU can't find that anywhere else on the internet dude!

Nick legit looked annoyed by it, Sam acting like an autistic child.
Please, let this pathetic showing open people's eyes, Sam nowadays is a much of a cow as David Lucas.