You owe it to women to date a ham planet

Thats actually sort of sad, its rare to see women trying so hard to please a guy.

>>22946308 (OP)
women on dating apps "ghost/blow off" hundreds of men every single day, so by that cow's logic every woman on earth is a "jerk lol" x 1000

I mean I get the feeling shes latina, because the finger looks slightly off color and the pet is obviously some kind of beaner animal. "Axolotl". But she doesnt look like a ham planet, those arent massively overweight fingers.

>>22946308 (OP)
Women buy me things like this it's kind of weird to be on its

>>22946308 (OP)
it's a fucking tranny what the fuck is wrong with you retards

Metamorphosis
The axolotl's body has the capacity to go through metamorphosis if given the necessary hormone, but axolotls do not produce it, and must obtain it from an external source, after which an axolotl undergoes an induced metamorphosis and begins living on land.[36] Research on this phenomenon has been performed for over a century; in modern laboratory conditions, metamorphosis is reliably induced by administering either the thyroid hormone thyroxine or a thyroid-stimulating hormone. The former is more commonly used.

Neat.

>>22946309
Yeah, this.

I wish dating culture wasn't so fucked.

>>22946309
Maybe she "tried" but what the only part of this where she considered his needs was the protein powder. Given that, I doubt he is interested in candies and sugary sweets. Likewise, a guy isn't going to appreciate a stuffed animal with a corny message on it. A woman might, but not a man.

If she really wanted to please the guy, she could cooked him a good meal such as a steak, and/or offered a blowjob.

>>22946313
I think youre right. Because the animal is chosen for its hormone induced metamorphosis.

>>22946317
it's pretty obvious too

>>22946308 (OP)
He was just being nice and polite. Fatty

>>22946308 (OP)
Dang, this cow is DESPERATE. The man chases the woman, not the other way around.

>>22946316
Id appreciate it because it shows she cares. As someone whos so jaded and calloused he has trouble even forming emotions for other people anymore, it says shes genuine. Again though, it seems this is likely a tranny.

>>22946316
I think it just goes to show how out of touch some women are
They are also inherently retarded, my aunt is diabetic, has a diabetic son and still bakes cakes that she gives us because no one at her home can eat them

>>22946308 (OP)
even ham planets left swipe everyone but 10/10 Chad
the guy she's stalking is probably a Chad already married to a 10/10 Stacy and she just wants "her turn" on the Thundercock

>>22946309
what's the feminist line?
>"You're not entitled to women"

>>22946316
If she offered me a blowjob before admitting that she likes me, I'd just presume she's a worthless whore, take the blowjob and then dump her anyway.

>>22946308 (OP)
She seems so nice — mommy material.

>>22946308 (OP)
>used to pump and dump these whales so hard they would develop life long trust issues
>they would often tell me I'm "the one" and start planning out lives together
>would spend tons of money flattering me, go way out of their way to see me, cook, clean, and even bake me snacks
>let me do basically whatever I wanted to them, no matter how humiliating or degrading
>when I'd disappear, just straight zero contact. No calls, no texts, no read replies; I just no longer exist
>sometimes I'd message them about how special and meaningful the time I spent with them was when I notice they're in new relationships
>then I'd ghost them again as soon as they admit they never got over me

>>22946326
looks like female quagmire

>>22946309
she's on a subreddit called plussize so she's probably 300kg of lard.
I feel sorry for her, but because she's a fattie and people don't deserve mental illness

>>22946308 (OP)
The colours of that card are INCREDIBLY suspicious.

>>22946316
average white sociopath post

If a woman did this for me I’d be happy, I don’t really see the problem here. It’s a little childish sure but it’s not like she was being disrespectful or conceited.

>>22946316
This. Cook me a goddamned lasagna or some banana bread. Bring me a 6 pack of decent beer. Candy and stuffed animals aint gunna impress me.

>>22946321
Nope. It says "red flag"; she sees you as a child.

>>22946329
Plus size might mean ham planet, or it could just mean plus sized. Thicc. Chonk. I like a woman who weighs 130, 140lbs. Not 200, but theres an inbetween where they still look great. We had this girl in highschool, she had a dutch last name but I wont say it because why would I. Anyways she was large, a big girl, but she wasnt fat. Just literally naturally a big person, big hips, big boobs, wide shoulders kinda thing. I almost ended up with her as a GF but it never turned out.

>>22946327
Incredibly based

>>22946309
>implying it was a real woman and not a tranny
Guy must've bailed after finding out.
>>22946313
>>22946317
Didn't you notice the color schemes of the picture?
It was obviously a tranny.
>>22946329
Welp, if it's not a tranny (I'm still convinced he is) that explains it: only a desperate unfuckable lardass would make all that effort for a guy.

>>22946328
You just insulted one of the precious angels to ever grace this earth. How dare you?

>>22946321
>Id appreciate it because it shows she cares
Like I said, the only part of it that shows she actually cares about him, as a unique individual, is the protein powder. The rest of it is just a set of things that SHE likes.

>this is likely a tranny
What makes you think so? I find it odd that a man would be this wrong about what men like.

>>22946326
>mommy
>feeds you junk food so you turn into a fat pig like her, then kicks you to the curb because you're no longer attractive

Does she really remind you of your mom?

>>22946333
No she (if it even is a she) sees herself as a child which means shes likely upbeat, silly and enjoyable to be around. The opposite of bitchface. Im going to pretend its a woman just for the sake of conversation, like if it was someone else, who actually was a woman, who did that.

>>22946336
Only thing that says likely tranny to me is the animal choice given how it changes to walk on land if it has access to hormones - hormones it doesnt produce itself. Very obvious metaphor for being a tranny.

>>22946331
>recognize that any man that is so into protein powder that he openly talks about the brand he likes must also be into working out, and therefore doesn't eat junk food sugary junk food crap
>someone this makes me a sociopath

Explain.

>>22946308 (OP)
I think the only time I tried something like this with a girl, I was still in grade school.
Don't worry Bertha, that was just the first time, you get used to it eventually.

>>22946309
for every ONE guy that rejects a woman (and that guy was SUPER fuckin gentle about it) there's 1000 women that absolutely decimated a guy instead of rejecting him softly. not because the guy was creepy or weird. but just because she wanted to look like a boss bitch in front of her friends. fuck em. i feel the same way when i read stories about "the good" niggers that act civil. sucks to be them, but they ain't my problem. still a nigger.

>>22946341
damn I butchered that post.

I don't see how I'm a sociopath for understanding that this man isn't going to want sugary sweets. That is all.

>>22946309
She broke into his car.

>>22946338
yes she seems so sweet, warm, and comforting.

>>22946339
No. It means she's going to expect you to do a whole bunch of micromanaged bullshit, become attatched to you like a parasite, and attempt to kill herself if you break up. Resting bitch face? That's my type. Like how much more disappointed are you going to get? Goddamn, I see a serious bitch looking bored, I'd just walk up and say aome dumbass shit to them. Worst comes to worst? They ignore you. Most of the time? They're incredibly flattered that someone took the time to initiate despite their ice gaze, and they're usually both quite fun to be around and treat you with respect.

>>22946343
Im not disagreeing with that, the majority of spousal abuse is initiated by women fun fact, like 70% is the wife pressing a hot iron into the guys face etc. or throwing shit at him. I still have a heart though, women arent niggers. I wouldnt treat all women the same like I do to niggers. You take the good, you hatefully throw out the bad. If a girl did this for me, she would definitely not be part of the bad.

>>22946308 (OP)
she's fat and a retard
she's just going to have to date blacks

>>22946334
no, if she's on that sub she's not "thicc" or "chonk" (which is fat btw) she's just a blob of lard with legs and she needs to be put into a psychiatric ward until she loses all the weight.

>>22946347
I like tough women but not bitchface. My last GF had a hard life, lets just say real trauma at the hands of non-Whites. So she was a very serious person, and I liked that about her. But she was hardly capable of ever being silly, or upbeat. And she loved to fight. The only girl Ive had who loved to fight with me. It gets tiresome. I miss the bubbly giggly girl I was trying to get in highschool.

>>22946327
Women/nigger tier behaviour. You absolute beta loser

>>22946344
>this man isn't going to want sugary sweets.
idj When I was in my 20s I was yacked out on Stacker 3 pills, when they still had ephedra in them. Best shape I've ever been in, but it short circuited my metabolism. All I wanted to eat was red meat and bags of gummi bears.

>>22946316
>Likewise, a guy isn't going to appreciate a stuffed animal with a corny message on it
Nigger I would probably die of a heart attack if a woman gave me anything at all, let alone a gift with a a nice message.
>>22946331
>average white sociopath post
Shut up Sukhdep.

>>22946350
Women have very low self esteem. Pretty much every Italian woman could potentially self qualify as plus sized.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YRIqjJgCmJk
This is plus sized.

Ive been jerking off to fat anthro women for years.

>thread moved to /bant/
so it begins

What a stupid nigger mod.

>>22946352
Haters gunna hate. Had some bitch make me veal parm, homemade like my nona. Ate that shit, cashed her v card, vanished into the aether. She was into old school anime, worked as an animator, and was saving herself for marriage. Good times, good times.

>>22946351
Eh, bitchface is a mask. Most are very nice in my experience, but your milage may vary. I dont put up with coersive or bratty. In fact, I'm often the only person to ever tell them to fuck off in their whole lives.

It's sad but a lot of hetha women need to learn that them being "plus size" isn't attractive and it's not big or clever. It just makes you look big and smell bad.

Call me a knob . But I've pied women in the past for being to big. It's just not attractive or feminine. And I can't think of anything worse than being stuck with one. I'd rather be alone.

(Plus all these fatties have made average sized women become unavailable) so yeah is what it is

>>22946640
But yeah I hate most women
Love from Kazakhstan