Thread 22952500

>>22952500 (OP)
don't have to run after pussy anymore

>>22952500 (OP)
woman here
it's because they think they don't need to impress a woman anymore (we don't really care about 6 pack abs in the first place)

>>22952500 (OP)
Is that guy fat? He looks chad.

>>22952502
>woman here

Bob?

>>22952500 (OP)
Gross

DONT GET LAZY AND ALWAYS GET stay /fit/

>>22952503
his face used to be thinner I think. maybe he's been drinking more alcohol and eating shitty foods, I think he was disappointed going to paris recently

>>22952500 (OP)
they intentionally get you into a fat slob so you other women won't try to seduce you

>>22952502

YWNBAW.

>>22952500 (OP)
She cooks, she takes away your attention from healthy outdoor activities, she's likely stressing you out too.

>>22952500 (OP)
He looks like he was in the military 15 years ago. Easy yellow pussy if so

>>22952500 (OP)
cuz they work all day. then hit mid 30s then T goes down and cant drink as much.

also only chicks need to stay hot. dudes after 30 need to work and get rich. and chick will stay if he keeps status

>>22952500 (OP)
Because once you're established and ready to be a dad women prefer you have the physique, and strength of Shrek rather than of Justin Timberlake

>>22952500 (OP)
what's with the racemixxing and white men?

Because they are cooming more and higher prolactin levels facilitate slower metabolism and weight gain

>>22952500 (OP)
She limits the schedule and thus removes training possibilities.

>>22952500 (OP)
How is this fat, you faggot

>>22952500 (OP)
because the girlfriend demands he stop working out and dedicate all his time to her instead
and it's actually so women can tell if the guy is a Chad who grew his muscles without ever needing to work out, or some incel tryhard who has to exercise every day to keep the muscles he didn't get from his genetics
remember, the right one doesn't have to try

>>22952506
Juicing! Lol Look at those bitch tits! Gynecomastia...

>>22952500 (OP)
I've always been fat and I've always gotten bitches. I get away with it cause most guys my age (you included in this thread) are the weakest, most impotent males ever to exist, and I stand out automatically like an average height person in a room full of midgets.

>>22952500 (OP)
If yo picked the right one she makes bomb food for you. Plus her mother probably feeds you too. I married into an ethnic family and I swear they think I just starve all day. They load me up when I get there and send me home with tubs of leftovers.

>>22952500 (OP)
after I got married i lost weight and 5x'd my salary. the right woman will help you grow.

>>22952500 (OP)
Women make them fat on purpose. It makes the woman feel more comfortable about her body fat and what she eats in front of her partner.

>>22952502
It’s all about cock size anyway.

>>22952500 (OP)
Wow, he could do much better, ugly chick

>>22952503
A Chad has a fat round face? If that’s so normalized you don’t even notice, then how fat are you?

>>22952525
kek. prime bait. i'd say it's about circumference, too. women love a comfy belly on their provider.

>>22952500 (OP)
Stress. Immense STRESS.

>>22952502
man here. it's because a woman cooks for the man. she determines how big he is. most girls actually like a guy with a bit of chub on him.

>>22952527
You're probably much way to discerning, that guys looks normal and you're probably a faggot

>>22952502
>impress a woman
women only care about other women and rarely what a man thinks. men are tools for women to make themselves look better to other women.

>>22952527
he's a rich guy that travels the world doing YT videos, so his looks matter less

>>22952531
Normal for goyslopped cattle who don't care for themselves, not for a healthy fit chad. How fat are you

Girlfriend encourages him towards a dad bod as he gradually learns that women really don't like gym bods. The only women who like gym bods are gym girls. Muscle fetishism is a disorder.

>>22952530
>most girls actually like a guy with a bit of chub on him.
nope and cope

Women spend and spend so men have to work harder and longer and don't have time or energy to go to the gym.

>>22952500 (OP)
I just get skinnier from lack of sleep and too much physical activity.

>>22952536
then why do women fatten their man up?

>>22952539
one of my exes from a long time ago used to cook elaborate meals every day, sometimes twice a day, it was the only time in my life when I went past 82kg, that bitch clearly had an ulterior motive but I couldn't tell you what it was.

>>22952536
They do actually but the definition of "chub" is a lot thinner than the average american.

>>22952500 (OP)
girls deliberately make it harder for you to keep up your gym/diet regimen. Sometimes your sleep too lol.

>>22952500 (OP)
Because when he gets a girldriend, he relaxes, starts to have sympathy for his woman which is normal, and the woman starts demanding for more and more and in our society if you say no or enough, she will divorce your ass and take everything.

>>22952539
so other women don't want them

>>22952503
He’s fat and would look much better if you could see his facial bones. I get that exact fatface look if I don’t keep my routine.

>>22952504
Based.

>>22952500 (OP)
You're a faggot loser if you have to get a girl in a third word

>>22952523
Underrated troll post

>>22952506
He’s going to regret juicing when he gets older

>>22952546
Jeet rizz would actually work if it was white guys doing it.

>>22952522
Bro RIGHT this right here is the REAL reason I passportmax. I get roasties and simps telling me i’m an incel for doing it and that I will never fuck lol. but the reality is that not only do these girls in deed fuck, BUT THEY ALSO COOK YOU THE FUCK OUT!!

>>22952535
Not true at all. Your girl doesnt want you to get other ones so she gets you fat.

>>22952500 (OP)
Women literally want fat guys
t. Husband to a wife who gets dripping wet from my belly

>>22952547
You should save this webm

>>22952500 (OP)
the only times I had a gf was when I was fat and out of shape. It's because I didn't care and women like that kind of care free attitude. I only focused on socializing, not caring about diet, going out for drinks, etc. On the flip side gymbros are try hards which is cringe. They focus on superficial things women don't actually care about

Look at Shane Gillis for example, he's funny and popular and got a hot gf. But he's out of shape. Okay he's also rich but still, money and personality is way more important to most women than your body

>>22952539
because they believe a full belly and constant sex will keep them from leaving.

>>22952539
To stop you from getting other women

>>22952500 (OP)
Both men and women get chubby in relationships. I see it as a sign they're happy desu

>>22952506
He looks awful, he has a female frame

>>22952500 (OP)
Not enough time to exercise as much and also more stress which leads to over eating.

>>22952500 (OP)
After estabilishing stable relationship, women love to secure their place.
Wife started cooking way too much for me after we get together, and openly admits its because she dont want other women to chase after me.
Also, with high levels of oxitocins in healthy relationship, look goes way lower on the list of the arguments for staying together, dont trust porn.

>>22952501
fpbp
/thread
/itsover

>>22952500 (OP)
Hormones change and they become her bitch. Stress increases cortisol.

>>22952500 (OP)
girls have a feeder fetish
i've been saying this for years
they have a deep biological feedism fetish, they get mad when you bring it up

>>22952501
kek

>>22952500 (OP)
women engage in a psywar to fatten us up so they can feel more secure

>>22952506
I've never heard of anybody skipping chest day like this before. Insane.

Because girls want to go out all the time and if you don’t go out with them they consider you boring and ditch you. So you go out and you eat and drink and you get fat. It’s especially bad now since even fit guys are eating baseline carnivore diets and whatnot so when they do go out and break their diet it’s shit like chips and hamburgers and beer.

>>22952521
Are you a Southerner or a Midwesterner?

>>22952500 (OP)
The whole point of living is to grow old and fat with those you care about, how have we become so lost in this world?

>>22952500 (OP)
Women have feeder fetishes and plot ways to fatten up their boyfriends

>>22952552
Probably 90% of women’s appearance preferences are just a combination of a handsome face, a masculine silhouette, and basic cues like abs and big shoulders and back. If you have those 3 you’re hot. They could not give a fuck if you have the shredded gym bro look. In fact, they prefer (slightly) you don’t because gym bros are fucking losers 9 times out of 10 and looking like a gym bro gives the impression that you’re a loser. If they do have a preference for very fit men, it’s men that look like Brad Pitt in fight club, not Arnold Schwarzenegger. The only women who like Arnold Schwarzenegger are Varbies.

>>22952500 (OP)

>implying it isn't women who fatten men up to ruin him for other women
an argument so disingenuous that it could have only been made by XX chromosomes.

>>22952522
>I married into an ethnic family

Haha, your son will be brown. Picrel

>>22952568
>Because girls want to go out all the time and if you don’t go out with them they consider you boring and ditch you.
Being single is better then.

>>22952555
There is zero chance this relationship stays together though unless he’s a cuck and let’s her cheat on him. Also, keep in mind that Shane Gillis is rich and has access to a social elite party scene and the ability to make or break her career as a model/actress.

I always tell guys if you’re not very attractive and you want to get very hot women: 1) get into photography/videography/social media and/or 2) have a successful career in art, media, or entertainment

>>22952570
Just because many do it, doesnt mean they're supposed to

>>22952501
What FPBP said and also because when you land a top notch broad like her, you already won until that relationship either fails or you get bored. I think of romance how I would an F1 race.

Love is a fucking F1 race. Not a rom-com, not a stroll through petals—no, it’s full throttle off the line, tires screaming, hearts slamming against ribcages like pistons under strain. You don’t ease into it. You launch. You gamble every part of yourself in that first turn, praying they don’t clip your wing and send you spinning.

You feel the g-force in your chest when they look at you like you matter. Every kiss is a corner you take too fast, hoping the grip holds. Some laps are magic—tight lines, smooth shifts, no oversteer—just you and them, locked in, chasing something bigger than both of you. Then a yellow flag. An argument. A silence. You box, check the damage, swap softs for mediums, pretend nothing’s cracked beneath the carbon.

And God help you when the rain hits. You either know how to drive in it or you don’t. Love doesn't hand out manuals. It hands out podiums or DNFs. You crash. You rebuild. Maybe next time you brake sooner, maybe you don’t brake at all.

But if you're lucky—if they're the one—you both cross that line with scars, with dirt, with engines screaming victory. Not clean. Never clean. But together.

>>22952519
I have been the chad in the other room, these women think its funny how pathetic some grown men are. They are holes to be filled, sure, but they also want reassurance from a dominant looking guy. If you can fulfill their every want and desire with your resources have at it, but know that they will always search for a superior specimen which in their subconscious minds equates to making a child that will have those same masculine traits. The moment you stop working on yourself and try mirroring your emotional level with your partner the relationshit is over. We are always better than them and they need to respect it, they either need to cum or bleed and any mental state in-between these two is a woman's mind wondering.

>>22952575
Nah man you have to live life and have some fun

>>22952506
Good for him, but he should get with a nice woman of his asian country of origin

>>22952500 (OP)

Thats all on her. Its a trap ment to ensnare men. You're hers now.

Other warning signals to watch out for is the "Nest Trap". It starts with her leaving a few things in your home. Before you even realise whats going on, half her belongings will be relocated to your home. She have now built herself a nest in your house. You belong to her now and the feeding process will soon begin so you get fat and get lesser value among the other females.

The Nest building also has another function.

If you break up with her and she has stuff in your home this will give her a reason to come back under the disguise of wanting her things back only to trick you into bed and make you forget about the last ordeal you had with her by feeding your brain some sex hormones.

Humans are like a Discovery Wild Life documentary If you think about it.

>>22952568
>Because girls want to go out all the time and if you don’t go out with them they consider you boring and ditch you.
Women almost never say "let's have fun by meeting up with my friends at the gym and working out until exhaustion".

>>22952569
midwest and southern america is easy mode, but then again you also have to fuck fat chicks and that is disgusting in and of itself.

>>22952579
Yeah but it just hurts the soul trying to constantly have to worry about this shit.
Especially with how gassed up women are

>>22952572
>women don't want gymbros they just want men with big shoulders, back and abs
wtf

>>22952500 (OP)
She is incredibly cute.

>>22952500 (OP)
>Why do men get fat when they get a girlfriend?

gfs don't like men going to the gym

they think men want to go to the gym to attract other women

>>22952506
I know of a faggot like him. Thinks he's Johnny Bravo lmao

>>22952587
>she

>>22952544
You got it right anon (i’m a woman)

>>22952556
They're correct.

>>22952500 (OP)
I moved to Brazil to fuck brown cuties like that one but I still haven't scored what the FUCK

>>22952521
brutal sadistic sex with voluptuous pokemon woman

>>22952544
This.

>>22952530
>>22952530
>>22952530

Ding ding ding. My wife make, literally, all of my food. It's her decision kek

>>22952569
Midwest, Oklahoma

>>22952500 (OP)
Oh no no no no

>>22952500 (OP)
>shills from mossad and china keep trying to convince me to get a brown gf
>don't supply me with a brown gf
Fuck you guys, honestly.

>>22952506
Cute

>>22952504
like clockwork kek

>>22952539
Because men love food and women like pleasing their man with good food as it gives them a reason to stay with her. It's not rocket science.

>>22952530
>most girls actually like a guy with a bit of chub on him.
they dont though, you're just a coping fat slob

>>22952603
They do.

>>22952578
fuck off with the AI dashes

That would be because women expect great bodies that dont require even a second in the gym, because thats time he is away from her and not paying attention to her, time which he could theoretically be spending to make money for her or fix something for her at home or make her dinner or take her out to dinner. Then she is like wow you got fat (which women also famously do after they get married especially).

>>22952500 (OP)
what pussy does to a mf

>>22952500 (OP)
Brown bitches are very eager to care of their white boys unlike white bitches

>>22952605
Kill yourself.

>>22952521
you stand out as the fattest marshmallow in the packet?

>>22952591
Hey I can save you a lot of work, other women already don't want me

>>22952500 (OP)
Is that his woman? She is a shitskin and a 4/10, so he knows he doesn't have to put in any effort since she is not going to find a comparably valued man amongst her own people and being that her skin is the color of poop she has a very low sexual market value (and is on the precipice of full blown goblina mode and therefore must tolerate her man getting fat).

>>22952526
Seething roasties in the thread hahahahaha

>>22952554
Based chink

>>22952501
fpbp

>>22952500 (OP)
I like fat men to begin with.

>>22952502
>>22952508
both of these are things that happen

>>22952576
>let’s
Don't ever give advice about anything to anyone.

Because she cooks and feeds him all the yummy foods.

Women don't give a shit about what a man looks like after they have him. They want a man of their own. Looks don't matter once the relationship is in place.

Men are the opposite. Women either maintain their looks or get divorced. A man will leave a woman that was once a 7, is now a 4, for a 5. If you get fat, you will be single. No amount of feminist squawking or liberal whining will ever change this.

I think most women want their man to gain weight/get fat because that's what their dad did. They ALL have these underlying daddy issues. I don't think it's they want to fuck their dad, or they were affected by competing with their man as the provider of the pussy for the dad. I think it's because deep down they want to be able to say "Look Dad, I'm fucking someone just like you" or "Look Mom, I got a big man pumping my pussy full of cum."

They also don't really want other women trying to steal their man, and since looks matter in the courtship phase, this increases their chances of other women leaving their man alone.

>>22952612
Cope and seethe
You're angry that whitey boys are coddled by their brown gfs unlie white harpies

Women love handsome funny tall dudes even if they are fat.

I'd argue more women like Chris Pratt and got wet for him in Parks and Rec when he was fat than the jurassic park or whatever tf when he put on muscle and lost weight

>>22952610
Your country had concentration camps during COVID. You are exactly the type of useless, impotent lowT serf male I'm talking about. I stand out cause males like you have cratered the baseline

>>22952502
No it’s bc you overfeed us so we can’t

>>22952580
Doing that more than once a month would be too much for me.

>>22952619
Most retarded post award

>>22952625
Where is he wrong?

>>22952500 (OP)
Ugly woman.
Obviously, he doesn't have to compete as much being this much higher SMV than that random third worlder worthless brownlet cumslut.

>>22952625
>>22952626
its extremely accurate actually but only if women actually desire you and identify you as a chad due to physical size and good features like face / height.

If you are a beta buxxer or a beta in general this doesn't apply and women will act differently

>>22952581
This. He doesn't really have self-respect otherwise.

>>22952555

Shane Gillis is a FED.

To get the ladies, you should be a FED.

>>22952506
Sure.
but don't be an asian subhuman. HAHAHA

Imagine the state of infertile this literal bug will be with his already pathetic baseline, basically completely neglible testicular ouput.
Addicted to expensive drugs that make him sick and he still is an asian subhuman anyways. Soon to be one who shoots blank ammunition. HAHAHA
Which really, he needs to do because there's already WAY too many of these disgusting bug vermin infesting the planet.

>>22952500 (OP)
For me it was the 12-15 beer a night, I am on a taper now though and am planning on being booze free by the end of the month

>>22952632
Good luck lad

>>22952632
did it ever dawn on you to try some clear liquor instead? 12-15 beers is a monstrous amount of low abv alcohol to consume in one night

>>22952520
>>22952549
How pathetic are you people to accuse the literally anorexic weak Asian that he is juicing. Fkn kek!

>>22952632
same bro good luck

>>22952578
>that
>top notch
thats a fucking 4

>>22952504
Lost

>>22952500 (OP)
the makeup and lean body don't make up for being a fucking clueless retard drifting through life.
It's half the reason men troon out after relationships with beautiful women.
they get to know the women and realize this chick is having a better life than the guy could ever imagine and she's not even trying.
not even trying a little.
but respect their wishes to ride every cock in town and kill any life that happens within her.
just heckin cute and valid.
demons.

>>22952633
>>22952636
Thanks sonny
>>22952634
I got on the beer because I was drinking a 2/6 a night of vodka anon, clear is a monster

>>22952640
damn bro 750ml a night is no joke. Good on you then for tapering with beer and eventually nothing

>>22952576
> 2) have a successful career in art, media, or entertainment
You would be better off just income maxxing. Even making merely a middle class income in creative fields is extremely competitive and increasingly rare. Terrible ROI.

>>22952502
>we don't really care about 6 pack abs in the first place
but you'll fuck it for a good time won't you.
the world is just so full of fun things to play with.

>>22952643
Stop getting upset at random "women" on the internet.

>>22952634
nah you get used to it me 2bottles of wine and a 6pack I believe this will eventually kill me because once i was falling down the staircase and had glass shards sticking out my arm went straight to bed with it and woke up in a puddle of dried up blood
Now weed is probably much healthier

>>22952502
>(we don't really care about 6 pack abs in the first place)

Just making sure incels know the truth that
>calves
>forearms
>abs
>biceps

Are how women select for men. And obviously height and dick size.

Women will fucking gaze into forearm veins for a minute straight without talking.

>>22952641
I had some things going on a few years back lmao. Was literally wearing my sunglasses at night because hahaha

>>22952645
no shit weed is much healthier. Alcohol is a shit xanax tier drug

>>22952508
This. My wife is fat and she keeps trying to get me fat so she feels less fat. I can tell she is worried i will get in shape and dump her but i love her too much to do that

>>22952500 (OP)
Why do women get fat when they get married?

>>22952506
>guy has to put all this effort and potentially cause long term damage with juicing to get a 6/10 white girl who simply doesn't need to be fat

>>22952646
don't forget face and bank account :)

>>22952506
Whitebros.. gooks be stealin our wimmin.. how do we respond??

>>22952645
What did you fall through that was made of glass? A table?

>>22952555
were posting mockingbird assests like they are normal people now ay, wtf normie

>>22952653
white people respond? in this modern time?

>>22952654
you know when you kick like a bunch of bottles and they fall like dominos the sound it makes is the sound of depression

>>22952590
Absolutely
Fucking
Would

>>22952501
This.

Also my wife fattens me up. It's against her interest to keep me fit and attractive so as to avoid other female attention.

>>22952634
To be fair, the calories between beer and liquor is a wash. Most of the calories come from the alcohol itself, it's unavoidable

>>22952660
maybe if you are drinking a shit load of both, not just 2 or 3 shots vs 2 or 3 beers

>>22952504
first time an indian has ever been based

>>22952661
>2 or 3 a night
Is literally nothing and you can make it too old age doing that much, we are talking big boy amounts anon

>>22952661
2 3 shots of whiskey definitely has more calories vs 2 3 beers, it's basic math

>>22952500 (OP)
that dude does not look fat at all lmao

>>22952555
>Look at Shane Gillis for example, he's funny and popular and got a hot gf.
Nah they're the same tier. Women just get to hide how ugly they are with makeup, filters and hair dye.

>>22952578
>Love is a fucking F1 race.
Meanwhile everyone is lying and cheating. Makes sense.

>Get gf
>She starts cooking enormous meals for me and then eating a small bowl herself
>Giant pots of cream stew, double trays of lasagna, multiple meat pies
>By the time I'm done eating I can barely move and she's lying on the couch with me rubbing my stomach
>Doesn't take long to balloon up over 20lbs
>Have an oh shit moment when I realize girls irl don't pay attention to me despite my gf going on about how I look the same or how she prefers a little extra belly
>Of course she brings up marriage a lot around this time
>Not falling for this shit
>Have cut exactly 20lbs since then, look decent
>Still aiming for another 5 or or so I can have proper abs again

>>22952664
Shot of whisky is under 100cals, possibly 50-60cals. A beer is 200cals with light ones being closer to 100.

>>22952644
I'm projecting the women I know in my own life on them.
You think this site is capable of estabishing an entire architype I will accept without question?
No woman has ever done me any good.
I'm expected to be the good and be glad when I'm disposed of.

>>22952506
I didn't know curlbros still existed, surely the stigma would've weeded them all out like fedoras

>>22952657
Lucky it didn't get infected. Be careful lad.

>>22952500 (OP)
I've lost inches since I got married. Same for the wife.

I haven't even met a single woman since college. which is weird since there's supposed to be more single people now than ever. where did they all go?

>>22952674
They just stay home. I feel bad for people who leave HS/college without first finding a tradwife. It gets exponentially harder to "meet" women. It goes both ways, I feel bad for the recently graduated women in my workplace who seem to be fated to be a wagie with no bf/suitors in their life cause they aged out and are too picky probably. However, it's their own fault. Dating as an adult is a compounding punishment for all the time squandered since youth

>>22952521
>always gotten bitches
Getting low quality women is not the flex you think it is

>>22952642
No. It’s a myth that women are attracted to men with money. When they get old and washed up or have kids or are ready to have kids they seek men with money to be the husband-father-providers but they’re usually not sexually attracted to them and cheat with their trainers, bartender, or some other scumbag if they can. Women like men who have some edge and live fringe lifestyles. Art, media, and entertainment are the best for this because they’re filled with hot women so you get the proximity to them as well. Women want to be models, anchors, actresses, stuff like that and they are naturally attracted to the men they spend time with. It’s half the reason rich guys get into art and media at all in the first place. The only other “hack” I can give people is beauty pageants and if you like fit girls athletic competitions.

>>22952618
That wasn’t advice you ESL illiterate.

>>22952500 (OP)
he better not come back to africa after he revealed his power levels.

>>22952624
That’s your choice but most women won’t find that acceptable. Women like interesting men and interesting men in their eyes are men who like to go out, party, travel, are a little dangerous, and most importantly, are surrounded by other women.

>>22952502
Tits or gtfo

>>22952500 (OP)
>a bunch of fags itt critiquing a man's facial structure
>its a little rounder than usual
>is he fat?
topkek, this board is trash
he's getting old and his life is about traveling, eating and drinking
what do you all do? Exchange scrote and crack sweat with other men in a dank gym everyday?

>go from doing fun active shit and sports
to
>HONEY WE MUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER
>end up doing fuck all all day other than sitting on your ass

KURT

>>22952590
Would wood and it wouldn't be considered gay

>>22952500 (OP)
Stress, elevated cortisol due to constantly arguing with someone unable to self reflect.

>>22952500 (OP)
>>22952503
Kurt Caz isn't fat. In fact he works out and does MMA.

He's pretty based af.

>>22952605
>AI dashes
its just reddit spacing newfaggot

>>22952500 (OP)
The constant nagging and time wasting.

>>22952500 (OP)
Why do fat bitches always lose weight when I get with them :(

>>22952682
People getting complacent in partnerships is a known thing.
That's the topic of the thread.
It's best to never start slacking, for many it's a slippery slope before they become hamplanets.

>>22952502
You know the rules…
>>22952681
Sadly you got 9 (you) deep before someone else knew the rules too.