total fruit fly death
rape and murder all fruit flies

>>22953979 (OP)
the fuckers do be swarming lately
i just wanna eat my apricots

for me its fungus gnats
TFGN (total fungus gnat death)

>>22953983
how does it feel that no matter what you do you are statistically likely to be eating their babies

>>22953979 (OP)
I feel the same I wish I could kill them all so much. I wish for an infinite winter to send them all to hell.

>>22953979 (OP)
Just rinse your empty beer bottles, do the dishes and clean your shit. Fruit flies are a form of divine punishment, and you know you deserve it.

>>22953995
good luck
>>22953997
it makes me remember my place in the world i suppose

>>22955076
perhaps...

>>22955078
not good

>>22953995
Yes those MOTHER FUCKERS!! One of them ruined my last mushroom grow

Take out your rubbish more frequently than once every 2 weeks and you won't get them.

>>22956477
my grandpa used to say "could be better but it's gonna be worse"
it was like a little jingle he had