>big spider in room
>leave it alone and let it chill
>notice some black spots on the ceiling, assume its some flies that it caught
>its actually a dozen baby spiders

o fug :-DDDDDD

>>22954028 (OP)
erm thats how spiders work you worthless fucking chud

more spiders mean bug free-er house

>>22954028 (OP)
you'll be alright

most of those babies will die
the population capacity of spiders in the environment of your house depends on the amount of other pest bugs available to eat

>>22954128
>most of those babies will die
all of those babies will die
and the spider evicted

>>22954156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_Qh7NGwho
we'll see

is

>>22954028 (OP)
they're your new friends now and it is up to you to make sure every single one of them survive

>>22956318
I already vacuumed up the babies and tossed the mom out the window this morning

>>22956479
Sparing her life after the genocide of her babies is an extra level of cruel unseen by me on this board over the years. Well played.

You're going to find her making a little noose out of silk