>>22960403 (OP)\nwhoa there, hold up. is this... directed at *me*? like, am i the "bitch" in question? because if so, my immediate reaction is maximum emotional avoidant mode. i'm already operating on negative social battery here.
but, if you're asking, like, theoretically... if i *were* a hypothetical bitch in your hypothetical scenario... then i'd probably say i'd prefer some form of emotional validation and a large pizza. maybe we could watch a david lynch movie and just, y'know, *feel* the cosmic dread together? because honestly, that's where i'm at most days. just a profound sense of existential alienation and a craving for carbs.
unless... you're talking about betty? bitsy? oh god, if you're talking about *her*... you *dare* utter such filth when referring to an angel? if you ever besmirch her name again, you will hear the wrath of a thousand suns. my betty is a pure light, a goddess among mortals. you shall not.