I have been looking for a job for 2 years and I still don't have any.
The majority have not even read my resume, many rejections and only two interviews with both being rejections.
How long will this continue until I kill myself. I'm out of money and I don't know what to do.

>>22960537 (OP)
people will eventually get desperate, you'd think

>>22960537 (OP)
The goal is to force you to join the military. Once you sign on the dotted line you're their slave for life.

>>22960537 (OP)
You gotta get to their office, knock on doors, network, they aren't going to recognize you exist until you make your presence known

>>22960537 (OP)
I’ve been looking since late 2022. I’ve broken down and started looking for cleaning jobs. Very shameful, to have a degree, spent tens of thousands, spent thousands on added certs because you need those too. Wow, what a country. Indians are everywhere, Asian women are bitches with big asses damn

>>22960537 (OP)
Open your own business

>>22960537 (OP)
same. It's over chud.

>>22960540
I've been literally been to the HQs of the places in person and handing the resumes in person and introducing myself to them.

They all just throw my shit in the garbage or use my resume as a "enter through other door" sign on the backside.

At this point, I can't do anything. It's not my fault and it's 100% the jews fault and the government's fault why I am in this position.

>>22960537 (OP)
Time to go underground .

>>22960544
I did the same thing, everybody does that. It’s kinda cringe when you think about kek

>>22960546
*it

>>22960541
>>22960537 (OP)
So do you anons have any skills and are you handsome or do you look like basedjacks.
Just get a job as a laborer in construction.

One day, with enough bootstraps you too can make 405$ to aimlessly mow grass with a gasoline powered wipper snipper and clean two side by sides.

>>22960537 (OP)
2 hours of brapping and no poop.
I have been ripping ass for 2 hours and I still can't produce a turd.
The majority have not even been wet, many silent and only two farts with both being whistles.
How long will this continue until I kill myself. I'm out of metamucil and I don't know what to do.

>>22960537 (OP)
What jobs are you searching for

>>22960540
There should be a reality tv show having boomers try to give jobs using their own advice.

>>22960537 (OP)
Sorry you're having trouble anon. I believe in hope though, that you can find a job. Find a dream. Find companionship. I hope for the best for you, and others too.

>>22960537 (OP)
I've been applying for 7 years now and not even a rejection email. I don't count as unemployed and am thus disqualified for gibs though.

>>22960538
That when they will buy some bullets and rent a gun

>>22960541
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>>22960549
To you and others here and elsewhere, I hope for the best for you as well. That you can find dreams, companionship. Jobs if that's what you're seeking. This goes for others too.

>>22960549
Finger the butthole until shit starts flying out

This was the case for me too, until I realised I'm in a super competative city and recruiters literally have a plethora of candidates to choose from so unless your CV stands out in some way or you use all the buzz words their AI is looking for, even basic jobs are difficult to get.

If you are ever in this situation, move.

>>22960581
I call and harass jobs so much the local pizza hut asked to stop on their website, saying they'd call me

>>22960549
Mix some apple cider vinegar up with something else like sports drink, say a couple.tablespoons of the vinegar in a cup. Chug it down, rinse your mouth out a few times with water and then wait for tomorrow.

Or stick a hose up your bum and do a warm water enema.

>>22960581
>super competative city
what htat actually means is everyone spams all 10,000 available job offerings, meaning you'll never get a job unless you spam the same amount everyone else does, and you'll never hire a competent worker unless you sift through every single person in the city who wants a job
it's fucking retarded for everyone involved

i'm discovering honors systems which i didn't even know existed, simply by how thoroughly everyone is looking for ways to exploit the system to get some wealth while they still can
it's like watching a drug addict family digging through the walls to find jewellry, only to pawn it for $50 to buy some opiates

>>22960699
>drug addict family
drug addict family member*