my job pays me while i'm at home inbetween short trips and most days i'm spending like half my time not working at all
today i'm got about 4 hours of total downtime with only about 2 that i'll actually spend working
i'm literally getting paid to eat, take a shit, jack off, and watch anime right now
wageslaves and salaryniggers will NEVER understand how good it feels to have a good paying gig based job

should've bought some good cognac instead of my shitty armagnac