Would I be a numale for riding this or gigachad who doesnt care what people think about him

Those ergonomics are kino

I'm scared.
https://youtu.be/dwWgeQgujg0?si=TWQZ5qNizntgBKIe

Ugh, I mean I'm too much of a pussy to ride a bike to work.

Sorry chud. By asking, you've proven that you care what people think

That bike looks awesome but maybe it's a little small, if it had a few more gears it would be better too.

i'd be surprised if anyone gave a fuck
if you're surrounded by people who care about something that trivial, it means your life circumstances are very good

>>22969317 (OP)
if you're riding it near a large body of water, you're a chad on his cruiser
if you're riding it landlocked, you're an alkie with a suspended license

>>22969317 (OP)
>coaster brake
Honestly that's some faggot shit, I grimace noticeably every time I see one of those. If you really are dedicated to being a gigachad, you should maybe look into a fixed gear bike. There are models with hand brakes to assist you while you're still learning, but once you get used to it and graduate to one without hand brakes, you'll command respect from everyone. Infinite pussy wherever you go, and even hardcore pros will nod solemnly when they see you ride past them: "yeah, that's a real nigger"

Now of course you will eventually fall off it and get seriously injured due to the pedals always carrying the entire momentum of your weight and throwing you over the bar, but you asked about being a gigachad, so that's just a price you'll have to pay

>>22969317 (OP)
gigachad but i bikemog you and everyone else

>>22969611
interesting

>>22969611
Well I need non-hand brakes and upright position if I am ever going to ride a bike without fucking up my tendon progress which hasn't started
This faggot soicuck bike style is the only option. $300 for that cuckbike with every ergonomic factor optimized and no mods needed, or spend $800 fixing up and optimizing my old piece of shit trek and it still not work out because the $300 brakes still fuck up the tendon sheath

Maybe I'm just better off jacking off in bed and doing nothing. 4s0akk