>>22971085 (OP)
Who the fuck is she gonna tell them to? What is the point of her "experiences" and why is she promoting just how damn happy she is with her endless vacation to strangers that will never meet her or know her? Modern women are fucking pathetic and time will ravage their minds as badly as it does their bodies. But hey, at least this 15-second tiktok video can play on an endless loop on her gravestone to let strangers know how damn happy she was at some point.

>>22971085 (OP)
LOL WTF

>>22971085 (OP)

>to tell my children

That will never exist because most, almost all her eggs arw already dust cakes.

>>22971087
She already has a long line of white men waiting for their turn

>>22971087
What do you call those? Nigsians?

>>22971089
I would

>"but i have many stories to tell my children"
Those poor cats are just waiting for their food not for your post-menopause rants

>>22971090
> What do you call a cross between an Asian and a black?

A nigger. We've been over this.

>>22971085 (OP)
You guys know how we all laugh at childless roasties when they cope about their "fun" and "happy" lives online? Same thing happens when for males, and I'm sorry most of you childless retards can't recognize your own delusions

>>22971085 (OP)
No matter the message they're trying to convey, their eyes always betray them

>>22971094
Men don't need women or kids to be fulfilled. Women do.

>>22971085 (OP)
>I'm so happy and my life so fantastic, that I have to keep making retarded Instagram posts just to get my dopamine fix!

>>22971086
Let's face it she's probably happier than both of us because she's too stupid to be sad.

>>22971085 (OP)

When she turns 37 and blows out her knee, and she's left hobbling around alone, pussy lips swaying in the breeze, gravity stretching them now instead of chad's dick, she's gonna wish she took my seed.

>>22971085 (OP)
I genuinely do not see anything wrong with this.
Why should someone have to give up a life of fun and adventure just so they can live a boring life of monotony and responsibility?

>>22971088
Maybe she means her spiritual children
https://youtu.be/Sn6qkqvTF_o

>>22971085 (OP)
All her "crazy life stories" that she spent her entire youth on consist of her just standing on a board
>snowboarding
>skateboarding
>surfboarding
Those are all the same story just in a different location

keked

>>22971098
Is she? It's just (seemingly, based on her carefully edited short video) an illusion that she's happy. Where is the footage of her sitting alone in her apartment night after night? Working a soul-crushing job that she only does because internally it justifies her childless, manless existence that may as well be the same as the day she started working 15 years ago? Lonely holidays where she sits alone or visits family where her potential siblings have spouses and children? She is so desperate to validate herself she takes her free time to make a video like this in a desperate attempt that somebody, somewhere, will say "you go girl"? I may not always be happy but I am not so desperate and lonely and feel a need to broadcast to the world how damn happy I am, please look at how damn happy I am and agree with me, fellow 30+ yo lonely women who also need validation they haven't wasted their lives?

>>22971085 (OP)
I know a girl just like this, only older. She's a fit and hot Lululemon girlie, with a good boss babe laptop job in Manhattan at a cool marketing firm. Instagram is one exotic trip after another. Here she is holding a monkey. Swimming with sea turtles. Girl brunch ("I love us.") If you meet her on a good day, she sounds exactly like this video. Life's great, she's in love w/ herself. She's in therapy. She's on the right mix of antidepressants. In a Good Place. Doing the Work to be happy and balanced. Not giving in to The Pressure.

But she'll be 40 soon, and she's having more bad days lately. If you catch her on a bad day, you will meet a cornered animal. She's stalking her exes' socials. Thinking about moving, quitting her job, starting a nonprofit, blowing up her life in some drastic way, because something isn't working. She's freaking out about her debt.

Jags of uncontrollable ugly-crying in public. The SSRis aren't helping. The vacations and spin classes and cold-pressed juices aren't helping. She's getting a thickness around the middle that she can't burn off anymore (just like Mom), and the Bumble guys want her to do weirder stuff in bed. She thinks it's probably too late to have a kid, and she's resigned to this, until she's not. Maybe tonight's Bumble date turns out to be The One, and if they did a very short engagement...

>>22971090
blasians

>>22971096
Keep telling yourself that, wine uncle

>>22971085 (OP)
She's cute. I want to put babies in her aging womb.

>>22971105
lol this nails it hard

>>22971109
kek it is good pasta

>>22971085 (OP)
>many stories to tell to my children
Isn't already too late?

>>22971085 (OP)
>>22971087
Mid women give me the -ick. Ugly women I just feel sorry for them for maybe one second then look away but mid women give me the ick, especially when they open their mouth about some inane bullshit nobody cares about.

>>22971085 (OP)
>ill tell my kids how i played skate sliding for 35 years

lol ok

>>22971087
Ugo old nasty bitch

ROOK AT ME NO CHIRDREN I HAVE MANU STORRYS SUCKY SUCKY

>>22971085 (OP)
>35
>children

>>22971088
I think she means her cats or labubu collection

>>22971085 (OP)
>many stories to tell
>no one to listen
a hell created by the devil himself

>>22971117
She is screaming into the void hoping someone will validate her poor choice in life. Her thesis statement (much less spending her free time carefully editing and uploading this video) is so revealing you know she's terribly depressed and desperate.

>>22971085 (OP)

Its not even funny at this point.

BLTs BRFTJRNBH
therefore, do what i say

people say magic isn't real