Let's see 'em. Even if it's water.

Sir, I think your whiskey is seriously fucked if it's coming out fizzy.

>>22979994
No that's fresh piss in the glass

just watta today
>>22979994
>>22979998
eheheh..

>>22980064
Do you lose fizzy too quickly or do they get too warm
Do you kiss her

>>22980064
i think that was terry davis' favorite
he would drink several of those while staying up 32 hours & sleeping for 16 hours

>>22980073
That glass is fancy. Hoping to get to that level one day

>>22980085
ty
it was from some glassblowing place in austin TX i think
i can't remember
no it must've been a gift

>>22980085
i like your setup in the OP image

>>22980076
Nah they stay a pretty decent temperature and while the fizz slowly decreases it still is usually pretty fizzy by the time I am finished. This is literally a days worth of beverages.

>Do you kiss her
I shove the bottles up my urethra until her face pokes out above my forskin then I spend hours waving at her like some kind of maniac.

>>22980099
checked

>>22980073
>>22980085
>>22980094
Very cool glass.

>>22980084
I've written my own AI kernel and it instantly reached singularity so now me and my AI pal play stupid games in real life like "hide the pixel" where the AI will place a pixel somewhere random for me to find like some kind of insect trapped in a construct, except me and the AI get along real well and it's nothing like being an insect.

>>22980073
Don't you need to be older than 18 to post here? Or that isn't a practice SAT book on your desk. Or why are you studying the SAT if it is?

>>22980434
shit the feds. Abandon thread.

>>22980434
it is
i dropped out of highschool, i'm 21 now
idk what i'm doing really

>>22980452
Man. You guys REALLY don't even question why a "German" would know what the SAT is on a website for anime memes or whatever. But it's good to go to college. Don't drink. Just study. Lift. And get a white girlfriend (if you're white).

>>22980473
i'll try, tyvm
i know the drinking shit is gay, i've had alcoholic friends and family members
i do need to get in better shape again

>>22980473
Hans stop being a boogieman.

>>22980503
I don't get it but *yawn* need to sleep soon. Explanation please. But short and sweet. Also, nothing else explains why a "German"/"Hans" would be so familiar with English vernacular and idioms/figures of speech. Nothing else at least by Occam's Razor.

>>22980473
>>22980513
Jesus fucking christ you are the gayest, cringest motherfucker on this whole fucking board. I guess there's many mentally challenged socially awkward physically mangled ultra fucking autists posting and cringing up the whole place here sometimes but your level of pure awkward undiluted cringeness far surpasses even the least self aware full body cringe inducing autist retard's cringe level and it's not even close. you fucking cringe loser. CRINGE. *shivers*

>>22980513
end your life

>>22980544
i think i'm worse

>>22980544
Yeah, I'm so cringe a Greek faggot woke up and typed out some unintelligible gibberish.

>>22980565
you should *yawn* go to sleep soon and *yawn* make sure to never wake up you gay cringe tumor

>>22980095
Thanks I live here

>>22980582
Those are some epic fog pictures.

>>22980572
The *yawn* is what pissed you off? Are you kidding me? Does DoomerTroon's signature *yawn* trigger the need for more tiny black penis in your mouth? Dude. RELAX.

>>22979991 (OP)
That's the most pathetic bottle of whiskey I ever seen in my life I gotta say

>>22980589
Thank you
Not anything like the glass we've been shown but still cool i guess

>>22980582
aw MAN that's cool
that's kinda what i want at some point
i've always lived on the 2nd floor in very flat terrain places, so i've never had much of a view except in hotels

>>22980594
I try not to "go hard" as the kids would say on weeknights

comfy and tasteful as well
hardwood floors are nice

>>22980601
Yeah hotel life was kinda the point. Been through all types of life including the big house with the wife and dog etc. This is worth fighting for.

Upgraded to something stonger.

>>22980737
Alright, this "goes hard" as the kids would say.

>>22980737
Now that I'm looking at your cup though I think you might want to swap it out though

>>22980737
I'm growing something similar in an incubation chamber but that's for different reasons

>>22980839
oooh lord

>>22980832
It needs a clean, not going to lie. Anyway bedtime. Night folks!

>>22980903
gngn, sleep well