Thread 22982312

If you dont wash your asshole after you take a dump.
Its summer ffs, how can you stand the stench of the hot sweaty shit coming out of your boipussi?
It stains your chairs, bed everything.
95% of people on this planet dont even know what this picture even represents.
Dont post here if your cornhole isnt sparkling.
Disgusting untermenschen.

Long time ago, holiday with parents, we see a bidet for the first time. Ask mum what it is. She said it's to wash feet because the locals are too poor to wear shoes.

>>22982313
>She said it's to wash feet because the locals are too poor to wear shoes.
Theres no hope, theres no hope..

>>22982314
We'd never seen one, bro. I still find it hard to believe it's for washing your arsehole. Mine stinks to make sure you stay the fuck away from it, you fucking homo.

>>22982313
>She said it's to wash feet because the locals are too poor to wear shoes.
>washes feet in the leftover poo loo
kek wonder if some of you ever see one of these mythical tool

>>22982312 (OP)
I'm not a literal retard so I'm capable of wiping my ass sufficiently that I'm not leaving shit stains everywhere, nor am I in the habit of having people tongue my asshole so I don't really care if there's 1 microgram of shit left over

>>22982313
What kind of backwards hellhole do you live in?

>>22982316
i once had a white friend come over and tried one of these at my house in Florida
he then equipped all his house bathroom with one

>>22982318
I'm from northern Europe originally. Bidets are for southern European faggots.

>>22982312 (OP)
There were bidets everywhere in France decades ago, for some reason they disappeared
Who is behind the bidet's conspiracy? Who benefits from crusty assholes?

>>22982317
>He thinks wiping is enough
No wonder we are getting replaced.

I really want a TOTO Japanese toilet. They are so nice. But fuck me are they expensive here in Europe.

>>22982323
Japs are absolutely anal about clean arseholes

>>22982312 (OP)
Picrel would just make my lower back wet? How will this ever clean your anus if the jet is pointing downward??

>>22982312 (OP)
This. I was a shitcrust asscrack subhuman for most of my life because of how I was raised. Because I always think outside of the box and always question cultural norms I started thinking about how subhuman it is to only rely on toilet paper. People who think wiping is sufficient are fucking delusional. You still have tons of hidden shit crusts that don't get caught on the paper and get stuck to the asshair. Also even if you do get it all clean there is still shit bacteria getting mixed with your sweat and seeping into your underwear and pants. Absolutely disgusting subhuman shit. You are a disgusting pig barbarian if you don't wash with water. In my early 20s I started taking a shower after I shit and thorougly wash my ass with soap. Since I always shit at home and only once a day this was doable. It took literally one week to get to the point where the thought of walking around with shit stuck to my asscrack disgusted me so much that this new behavior became a lifelong habit effortlessly. Notice how all these people defending being a shitcrust asscrack nigger always use these fake masculinity arguments. "I'm a real man and it's gay to touch your own asshole simple as". It's complete fake masculinity just like guys bragging about how much beer they can drink, thinking it's manly to be an alcoholic sweaty loser flooding their body with phytoestrogens from hops. Or people who think they are manly because they break their back at a shitty construction job for slave pay and spend their entire free time tired as shit recovering from work and getting ready for the next shift of back breaking slavery.

>>22982324
You lie, Japanese electric toilets are recent invention. They have no idea of what bidets are before that. East Asians don't know how to use water and just swipe papers at their bumholes.

>>22982312 (OP)
I wipe my ass until the toilet paper starts to turn red

>>22982326
Thats right, Eetu. Tell'em.
>>22982325
You sit on it, and you wash your asshole with soap, dumbo.
I cant believe this. Are you even white?

>>22982312 (OP)
Consider wetwipes. Very soft and just moist enough to fully clean the asshole enough for it to shine.
Also what kind of a faggot thinks a foot washer is used for cleaning the shit out of your ass, do you just reverse towards the pipe, bend forward and plug your hole into it? Lmao even.

>>22982312 (OP)
India was always right about everything (IWARAE)
Sooner or later Timmies are going to understand.

>>22982312 (OP)
I never understood how you're supposed to use these like the faucet points down so like do you sit your ass in the bowl and lift your legs up? It doesn't look like it's meant to be sat on forwards because it doesn't have the seat ring a ticket does. Buncha faggot uro shit anyway.

>>22982331
Indians shit on the street they dont even have toilets.
A bidet is another universe for poojeets.

>>22982312 (OP)
>shit
>splat water
>now you have a brown goo leaking down your legs
Just wipe and take shower if you need to stick your ass into anyone's nose

>>22982333
Every indian washes his ass after shitting. The fact whites are spreading their shit around with paper is just another proof of Indian superiority.

>>22982329
>You sit on it, and you wash your asshole with soap, dumbo.
Most italian thing I ever read.
>I cant believe this. Are you even white?
Lmao even.

>>22982312 (OP)
I just dont get how people need to wipe OR wash their assholes after every shit. Seriously wtf? Do your poos get stuck, or make a sudden u-turn or what? Exactly what sort of mutant poos are you pushing out?
When I dump its quick and its clean. The shit just drops straight out my anus. Jesus Christ, there is no residue around my anal sphincter, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
I NEVER WIPE.
On the rare occasion when I have eaten something bad, or got some sort of stomach bug that gives me runny shits, well then of course I will shower and wash my ass. That's just common sense.
Honestly this whole thing about panic buying toilet paper during Covid only served to remind me that everyone else on this planet must be shit assed fuckwits with mutant poos..

>>22982335
You wipe your ass with your hand and rinse your hand off with piss then go back to serving slop out of a cart on a trash covered street. Indians have shit under their fingernails at all times, it's why they get sick all the time and die of extreme diarrhea. Indians cannot stop eating feces.

>>22982312 (OP)
italians aren't beating the sandnigger allegations

>>22982338

Keep telling yourself that shitsitter (sitting in your own shit 24/7)

>>22982337
Eating greasy food does that, if you ate something like boiled rice wtih fresh veggies and a cooked chicken breast for example, your turds would then be solid as fuck and exit on one go.

>>22982312 (OP)
I'm curious to know how you deal with the shit inside you ? You put a high pressure washer all the way up into your asshole every day ?

>>22982312 (OP)
Based
Mutts and northern euros take the piss on ranjeets, but they still walk around with dingleberries and their boxers have brown skid marks. Disgusting

I dont have a bidet but I've just been syncing my showers to my shit sessions since I was a kid so I just shower whenever I shit and then spread my ass out on the high pressure jet setting. I can't remember last time I wiped my ass. I only eat when im home so I dont accidentally induce shitting eating a big meal outside and then forcing myself to use a public bathroom with no shower access>>22982326
Im way ahead of literally all of you. I've been showering after since before I even had ass hair

>>22982312 (OP)
Bidet sucks
Arabic shattaf > Japanese sprinklers > bidet >> toilet paper
I don't want to move my ass to it

>>22982312 (OP)
honestly i just double fold a piece of toilet paper and wet it in the sink, and then wipe a few times until there's nothing. but i agree not using any water is crazy.

We don't have bidets in Scandinavia.

A fat sandnog came uninvited with a friend to one of my pre-parties once, and after he had been to the toilet my shower was wet. Disgusting.

>>22982320
In America I was raised in a home with a separate bidet. You even call your currency the 'franc', so what's your real excuse for being a crusty ass?

>>22982312 (OP)
This should be mandatory in every house

>>22982312 (OP)
>95% of people on this planet dont even know what this picture even represents.
Oh anon, please say this isn’t true!

>>22982349
I prefer wet degradable toilet paper over muh bidet

>>22982326
This. Ask someone to shit on their hands, and then ask them how many rolls of toiletpaper it would take to feel comfortable putting their finger in their mouth.

I guarantee you they'll want water at the very least, ideally soap too. Wiping with dry toilet paper is not enough.

>>22982346
jeet detected.
most normal people shower after a shit.

>>22982312 (OP)
How do you even use a bidet without splashing water all over your clothes?
Do take them off before shitting?

>>22982354
You have to sit in it like in the toilet, sven

>>22982355
Do you splash water on your shitty ass and wipe with your hand?

Southern Europeans are literal niggers.

>>22982340
>a-actually it's Indians who are hyper clean and the rest of the world who are dirty and nasty
lmao, literally "no u"..unprecedented amounts of cope

>>22982356
>Southern Europeans are literal niggers
*half-niggers be accurate at least

>>22982326
what the fuck are you talking about you absolute unhinged schizo?

>>22982312 (OP)
>It stains your chairs, bed everything.
I think you've got much bigger problems than complaining about the lack of bidets if that's normal for you.

>>22982356
You're so retarded it's not even funny. First you wipe with toilet paper, then you wash in the bidet with soap and then you wash your hand. What's dirty about this? Especially comapred to walking around with your ass crusty with turds like you nord niggers subhuman barbarians

>>22982361
>ass crusty with turds like you nord
What kind of digestive problems do you have that your ass is covered in shit?

>>22982312 (OP)
I only take a shit at home, and I take a shower after. I can't stand the stinky brown on my bootyhole.

>>22982312 (OP)
Where does the soap come out of, you filthy beast?

>>22982312 (OP)
I just use a high pressure shower head.
>turn sideways in the shower
>carefully plant your feet on adjacent ends of the floor of the shower, with each foot planted solidly on each end of the shower floor, butting up against the where the shower floor meeting the bottom of the shower wall
>use one hand to pull one of your asschecks apart from the other
>power wash your asshole with the high pressure water
I've been doing this for a long time now.
If you don't have time to take a shower, at least have some wet wipes to use at the end of wiping your ass, then one more dry wipe with regular toilet paper to make sure it's clean.

>>22982348
Damn dude. How young are you?

>>22982312 (OP)
Those are for poor fags. A real gentleman scholar orders baby/wet wipes in bulk and then flushes them down the toilet afterwards.

>>22982367
You may clog the toilet using too many, otherwise very based and it gets the job done quick and clean.

>>22982357
There has never been single virus that originated from India or Indians in the history of mankind.

>>22982312 (OP)
If you don't time your shits with your showers and spray water directly up your ass with the high pressure setting on the showerhead you are subhuman

>>22982312 (OP)
>Year 2025: humans STILL have not figured how to take a shit and clean their ass properly

>>22982369
>There has never been single virus that originated from pooindia
>Swiss flag
No self awareness at all just like nogs

>>22982312 (OP)
>bidet
>boipussi
We don't use bidets because they are gay. Clearly, you experience no such inhibition.

>>22982320
Lol. There is a bidet in every household in Finland. They are even found most of the public toilets as well.

They even tried to export these to Sweden and Norway, but they couldn't understand the benefit of such marvelous invention.

https://stories.oras.com/en/oras-bidetta-a-finnish-national-treasure

>>22982369
You should read about how cholera reached the british isles, lmao.

>Bide
>Using gas for cooking
>Using fossil fuels for electricity and heating
Peak thirdie behavior.

agree, but people who don't shave their assholes is fucking nasty