I wrote a love letter to a trans girl

good luck

pretty bold for a prank

Post the letter

>>22989511
Nah I’m kidding I wish I did do

>>22989515
That would be evil

>>22989485 (OP)
you should write a love letter to me instead

>>22989520
i like your images
>Nah I’m kidding I wish I did do
you can do that if you want to

im gonna put my dick in a blender

>>22989551
I have no one to do it to

>>22989555
Write a practise letter with someone online! Who you ask? Well...m-maybe you can practise with me...? I bet a little yearning for romance...

>>22989524
I'm stealing your meme I'm gonna cover it in overlapping watermarks and repost it on tiktok

>>22989520
Me too. Now they are dead ¡~¡

eqebix

>>22989570
Uhhh but are you trans

>>22989579

>>22989616
noo
>>22989554
terry wouldn't say this
(i hope)

>>22989621
im the blender master and the blender master can put his dick in his blender if he wants to

>>22989589
What happened?
>>22989570
Well uhh I love you

>>22989579
don't forget to add a self reassuring "yeah" at the end

>>22989579
>>22989714
I always confuse both of you

>>22990102
haha he's gonna be insulted by that

>>22990106
Lol

>>22990102
Here's an easy way to tell the difference. My name is Normie and nobody cares what his name is because it changes all the time.

>>22989650
T-th-THATS IT! A dull brained "uhhhh" and an anemic "I love you." Gosh you people are such automatons.

>>22990472
Fine, I would love you so much that when we are both long dead everyone will
always know that we where a couple even if one of our bones will remain
Is that better

>>22990505
this was hard to understand but i like reading the word dead, couple, bones, and remain. lucky for you, i enjoy a little macabre so i guess...

>>22990602
Well to go hear but I don’t even know if you are my type or not

>>22990628
Well, I dont know if you are a good person so I dont even know if I should be interested in you or not

>>22990628
>>22990646
ok now kiss

>>22990119
don't blame the miner that the alt changed.
600 something rolls from 2019 useless

>>22990686
You want this so I would never annoy you again
>>22990646
Hmm well I’m not evil

>>22990692
*salt

>>22990693
I'm pretty hard to annoy

>>22990758
Let’s test that

>>22991334

>>22991812
tranny tranny tranny tranny

>>22991970

>>22991970

>>22991994
I’m trying to annoy you

>>22992044
oh, I see
good luck you can do it I believe in you

>>22992073
What the fuck is a lumpy
Is that ai or real

>>22992076
>Is that ai or real
it's a lumpy by the looks of it
>What the fuck is a lumpy
it is what it is

>>22992076
AI
I was genning up random semi-magical knick knacks for a character who explores ruins and lumpy was one of them
a wizard made him and put him in a cube
>>22992082
yeah see you get it

>>22992093
But that is a sphere

>>22992109
that is a brass orb that rights itself when tilted
he doesn't know what it's actually for but there were a bunch of similar ones in the same ruins
here is full size lumpy in his cube
what a swell lil fella

>>22992123
You scare me

>>22992127
I have been told I'm eccentric

>>22989485 (OP)
A sissy faggot. You wrote a letter to an extremely feminine MAN.

>>22992123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD2MAzmmEQ4&t=15

>>22992141
hah, GAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>22992143
lmao I forgot that vid I love it

>>22992153
Precisely.

>>22992153
yees
i couldn't find the 5 second clip with just the lizard, i thought it existed somewhere
what about that orb though?

>>22992141
That isn’t how it works sweaty
>>22992135
Well me too

>>22992135
>>22992174
one time i made some gunpowder and ignited it on a plate while a friend was playing beat saber in my room
i didn't think it would burn so efficiently but it did, it made a bunch of smoke & the plate shattered from thermal shock
my friend got startled & was coughing, i think he still finished the beatmap though
there was a 3rd friend walking to the dollar store at the time, getting snacks
my parents weren't happy

>>22992167
:^)
>>22992173
I left its actual function in the DM's hands as a potential future plot hook or reveal, all I know is that if I try to turn it on its side it stands back up straight :P
other items of interest are a non-functional immovable rod, found at the bottom of a crumbling spiral staircase on a skeleton, and a pale blue crystal that glows faintly in the moonlight
>>22992174
birds of a feather aye?
>>22992186
chaotic behaviour
that's hilarious

>>22992195
Yeah but like I’m eccentric because I don’t care you are just weird
Also is that a buttplug

>>22992203
it is just a crystal no butt stuff involved
my idea was that it's the end point for a puzzle involving reflecting the light of a full moon in order to open a door
but the puzzle was broken so his exploring partner just ripped the door open, and he kept the crystal as a souvenir
also yes I'm totally uwu quirk chungus tee hee

>>22992219
Trannies can’t be quirky chungus women they are simply autistic

>>22992237
understandable I do have special interests

>>22992244
Imagine seeing that shit on your toilet

>>22992293
I'd be buying a tank for it right away lul
eels are frens

>>22992244

>>22992334
Also food but I would never eat a eel for you

>>22992349
he's got little grabblers and flappy holders, artisan crafted for hugging humans
>>22992351
:P
I've never tried eel
I went spear fishing with my class when we graduated and we got an eel but I didn't eat it
I usually like fish though so it's probly nice

>>22992363
What was your degree
Also I never eaten eel aswell I just know people do

>>22992394
oh no I meant after high school
I never went to uni cause I had nothing I was passionate about and didn't want a student loan for nothing
kinda regret it in hindsight but hey that's life

>>22992405
Oh lol how old are you
Maybe you still have time

>>22992481
I'm well and truly ancient at this point, 31
I probably could go but I still have nothing I'd wanna study so eh

>>22992537
Oh Christ
And I turned 18 recently

>>22992727
you're still just a baby :P

>>22992764
You are ancient
Born in 1994

>>22992775
'93
I'll be even ancienter in september

burn in a fire

>>22992814
Why?
>>22992784
How does that make you feel

>>22992836
well, getting older is always a little bit depressing
time marches on no matter how much we protest though

>>22992848
Well then makes me feel better unironically Im young still somewhat

I made a valentines card for an anon in vg but they said ew and then ignored me D: