Thread 22994209 - /bant/

Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:29:56 PM No.22994209
20250726_111923
20250726_111923
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I'm getting married in less than 5 hours. What am I in for?
>picrel shitting
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Anonymous Singapore
7/26/2025, 5:30:58 PM No.22994210
>>22994209 (OP)
>What am I in for?
a healthy relationship hopefully
Replies: >>22994232
Anonymous France
7/26/2025, 5:31:05 PM No.22994211
>>22994209 (OP)
I hope you made a prenup
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Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:31:54 PM No.22994212
>>22994209 (OP)
Finally not worrying about women. Kids. The ability to just coast amd focus on building a life for your family.
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:32:13 PM No.22994213
>>22994209 (OP)
>What am I in for?
I don't know, I don't know you or your wife
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:32:20 PM No.22994214
>>22994209 (OP)
>Digital watch
You will be cheated on as a beta simp
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Anonymous Canada
7/26/2025, 5:32:58 PM No.22994215
>>22994209 (OP)
She's gonna divorce you and fleece you for what you're worth.
Anonymous Japan
7/26/2025, 5:33:36 PM No.22994216
>>22994214
he is either a 10 year old boy or a private military contractor
Anonymous Brazil
7/26/2025, 5:33:52 PM No.22994217
>>22994209 (OP)
Make him happy anon
Anonymous Italy
7/26/2025, 5:33:56 PM No.22994218
>>22994209 (OP)
>barefoot in a bathrrom
disgusting
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:33:59 PM No.22994219
Nobody cares normalfag. I hope your wife dies from breast cancer
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:34:12 PM No.22994220
>>22994209 (OP)
hope you made the bitch sign the prenup
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:34:19 PM No.22994221
>>22994209 (OP)
Do white people take off their underwear and just drop it on the floor when they take a shit?
Anonymous Canada
7/26/2025, 5:34:49 PM No.22994222
>>22994211
this
I lost half a million and my house. Didn't have kids, but if you love your kids you need to protect them or fight at all costs
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:35:14 PM No.22994223
>>22994211
Those don't matter.
Anonymous Netherlands
7/26/2025, 5:35:29 PM No.22994224
>>22994209 (OP)
Marriage.
Congrats!
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:35:40 PM No.22994225
pain clubber
pain clubber
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>>22994209 (OP)
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:36:18 PM No.22994226
>>22994209 (OP)
is her boyfriend attending?
Anonymous Canada
7/26/2025, 5:36:30 PM No.22994227
>>22994209 (OP)
whatโ€™s his name?
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/26/2025, 5:36:54 PM No.22994228
>>22994209 (OP)
What race is your wife?
Anonymous Unknown
7/26/2025, 5:37:02 PM No.22994229
>>22994209 (OP)
Beta providing sucker
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:37:06 PM No.22994230
>>22994209 (OP)
>What am I in for?

With a prenup? It will be ok.
Without? Endless divorce rape.
If she knows she gets nothing she will stick around.
Anonymous France
7/26/2025, 5:37:06 PM No.22994231
>>22994209 (OP)
fucking retard, gtfo wtf do you think we talk about when we say don't get married? muh you're different from all of us? she's different from all the modern women? oh that's right you found a unicorn.
If cultures had to execute women for cheating, aka even beating them didn't work, how the fuck will you keep her in line when you can't even slap her, and she's had her brain washed with years and years if jewish propaganda.
You do you but there will come a day you're going to remember this comment.
>aka anon who made your thread in 2021 and divorced in early 2025
Anonymous United States
7/26/2025, 5:37:09 PM No.22994232
>>22994210
I hope for that as well.
Anonymous Germany
7/26/2025, 5:37:23 PM No.22994233
>>22994209 (OP)
Fine for 3 years. Degrading for the following 3. Constant nagging, no sex etc. Divorced by year 8 because she's not happy.
Loss of half of everything, alternate weekends only with the kids, living in 1 room because she got the house and you have to pay for it.
Regular contemplation of suicide.
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Anonymous ID: Cd923uGNUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:53:02 PM No.22994448
>>22994233
I'm truly sorry to hear that anon.
Anonymous ID: BmvxG3gTNetherlands
7/26/2025, 10:33:21 PM No.22995786
you-literally
you-literally
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>>22994209 (OP)
You can set a timer to divorce on that Casio (based)
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Anonymous ID: yGek7UxHCanada
7/26/2025, 10:39:23 PM No.22995805
goodfellas
goodfellas
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>>22995786
Lmao