i post like this

>>23020484 (OP)
i'm glad i never had a smartphone

https://voca.ro/1bnQJ5UJ0Bf9

>>23020484 (OP)
i do this and look like this

>>23020509

>>23020509
can i fuck your boipuccy

>>23020701
you're supposed to ask me out to a romantic candle lit dinner first

>>23020723
Let me see it

>>23020484 (OP)
post like this instead.

>>23021027
slem

>>23020723
If I came in your mouth while you were sleeping would you swallow?

>>23020484 (OP)
>>23020509
i do this

>>23022409
FAGGOT

>>23021071
idk i think i'd probably choke

>>23022409
FAGGOT

>>23022414
Weak. Definetely not BF material.

>>23022447
sorry i'll stick a power tool down my throat until i no longer have a gag reflex

>>23022477
A bit far maybe?

>>23020509
Would you like to come over in a few days go on a short road trip to Reno while listening to MGK's highly anticipated album Lost Americana which is a love letter to the world we lost and maybe afterwards in Reno we can pet an ostrich?
I know it's scary but they're funny little guys. You can throw the cat ball toy to them and watch em go nuts.

>>23022617
die nigga

>>23022622
Doesn't that sound nice? Sweet release from suffering. Unfortunately not feasible for me. My will to survive as long as possible outweighs my desire for it all to end.

>>23022669
Ashes and Ashes, Dust to Dust.

>>23022617
>>23022669
sally face

>>23022780
Yes it is i sal with the face.

>>23022477
You sleeping my prince? Maybe I will visit you in your dreams.

I bet mycroft's phone battery died and he eep

>>23022896
gm

>>23020484 (OP)
cute. I want to touch your tummy.

>>23020484 (OP)
god i wish i were that pillow

not nearly enough boytummy in here

>>23028401
will send tummy pics for btc

>>23025167
good mycroft morning 14 hours late
>>23028422
AWOOGA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA I'LL GET MY WALLET

>>23022617
oh i missed this post
absolutely not i'm never setting foot in the united states
i read fear and loathing i know what you guys get up to in vegas
>>23028426
total mycroft bed time sorry

>>23028518
good mycroft night I hope you eepy sleeb for 14 hours

>>23028518
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. This is the main advantage of ether: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue - severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally... you can actually watch yourself behaving in the terrible way, but you can't control it.

>>23028422
>for btc
I have some, for investment
I never used lightning >_>

>>23028422
I shall print that picture and post it in public toilets

>>23028422
that is not how i wanna be held :/

>>23028518
>total mycroft bed time sorry
sleep well
>>23028536
this

>>23028684

>>23028684
that would be kinda funny, more shitposting irl is needed
i always think about doing some urban exploration and leaving the link to some discord server in a creepy room of an abandoned hospital, or the top of an old water tower, or something
IRL easter egg room
they did that for "getting over it", i met some nice people there

>>23028718
how do you wanna be held?

I wish I didn't have indian flag so I could say I do this and people would think I'm cute instead of thinking I'm fucking boymoder

>>23031842
like this