Thread 23036791 - /bant/ [Archived: 70 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Z/vvlLOcFinland
8/2/2025, 8:59:13 AM No.23036791
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Finally captured the fly that has been stuck in my apartment for the last 4 days award
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 8:59:54 AM No.23036794
mekhane
mekhane
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>>23036791 (OP)
interesting...
what will you do with it now?
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:00:18 AM No.23036796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SuFZsKVEJ8
Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 9:05:56 AM No.23036808
>>23036791 (OP)
now pull it’s wings off and tape it to you banjo strap
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Anonymous ID: Z/vvlLOcFinland
8/2/2025, 9:14:06 AM No.23036830
>>23036794
wait for it to slowly die
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:14:16 AM No.23036831
>>23036808
you could press the wings into a notebook like leaves, maybe
dunno if it would work
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:15:02 AM No.23036833
these mormon kids made a book showing all the different types of trees in the local area, and useful information about them
i don't know where it is :(
i should've been nicer to many people throughout life
Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:21:10 AM No.23036847
pino
pino
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>>23036830
fucked up

what is it like living in an apartment?
i've lived in the woods most of my life
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Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 9:32:45 AM No.23036869
>>23036831
I’m pretty sure you can. back in high school the other boys from by grade and I and used to pick flowers and look for four leaf clovers, at lunch time, and press them in our books. I remember our buddy Ivan caught a dragon fly and a few butterflies, which he pressed, all of them turning out quite nice after about 3 weeks. we had had to stop doing it after a few years because the girls in out all us boys would rather frolic barefoot around in a field picking flowers and playing with butterflies than having to deal with their drama and yeah we had to stop doing it because all the girls were panicking that we all decided to turn gay so we didn’t have to deal with their shit so we hat to start acting straight again.
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Anonymous ID: Z/vvlLOcFinland
8/2/2025, 9:36:40 AM No.23036884
>>23036847
positives:

>no yard work
>no snow shoveling
>all maintenance taken care of by others

cons:
subhuman bottom feeders with dogs that bark
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Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 9:38:20 AM No.23036888
>>23036869
>in out
found out
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:59:45 AM No.23036951
>>23036884
i see i see
i live in a low-income area now, so it sounds like apartment would be an upgrade in those ways
>>23036869
>>23036888
lol
interesting social dynamic
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Anonymous ID: vTFEYgPIUnited States
8/2/2025, 10:09:16 AM No.23036970
>>23036869
I love being barefoot
Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 10:28:07 AM No.23037003
>>23036951
there were 20 more girls then guys in the my grade and all the hot guys in the rugby team were more interested in rearranging each other’s organs. so the girls were always dangerously starved of male attention.
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 10:34:43 AM No.23037019
>>23037003
i went to a nice charter school (free as long as you maintain decent grades, i think) with a bunch of nerds and social climber people, i think the class was around 18 people total
there were no sports teams
i think about this one artist girl alot, she was shy but very manic at the same time, i think she liked me but i never said anything
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Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 11:15:01 AM No.23037091
>>23037019
that would have been nice. I’d imagine the teachers would have been very supportive of individual goals and personal ambitions, I imagine there’d be no bullying either.
I went to a decaying public school. in my grade was only about 100 kids when we graduated since the other half dropped out upon turning 15 and finish 10th grade. there was a few bullies but they either ended up dropping out or ended up getting ostracised by larger group at we got older and sick of their childish shit. I had a few close friends, including this one underclassmen, a goth girl with huge knocker and autism level of interest in anime and would always follow me around talking about it, there was all my best friend T. he way a 6 foot 6 three quarter maori boy weighing about 180 pounds, he was a gentle giant that was about as shy as they come but stong. one kid named mathew tried to have a go at him once for no reason only for Big T to pick him up by his face/head with one hand and throw him around bathroom.
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Anonymous ID: cCPVqRBcAustralia
8/2/2025, 12:54:53 PM No.23037252
Put food near a window. Flies will go to the food. Open the window.
Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 8:08:42 PM No.23038982
>>23037091
>that would have been nice. I’d imagine the teachers would have been very supportive of individual goals and personal ambitions, I imagine there’d be no bullying either.
it was strange, half the staff were like that & the other half were petty retards and whores taking out their frustrations on the kids randomly
the principal fell in the latter category & it turned out she was using the position as a stepping stone for some sort of political thing
she went to swinger parties in the local area & everyone knew about it
it's true there was no bullying though
interesting to hear your experiences, T sounds based
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Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 8:43:58 PM No.23039278
>>23038982
>other half were petty retards and whores taking out their frustrations on the kids randomly
that sounds… slightly traumatising and I not saying that to be sympathetic. I mean if your parents are paying to send you to a charter school you’d expect something that was more “all wholesome hands on deck”. at least our teachers just left us alone and only complained and bitched to us when we actually asked. we may have me been young dumb and full of cum but we weren’t uncaring and understood our teachers were overworked, overeducated and extremely underpaid.
>the principal
lole
I mostly have a “a you do you, man” when it comes to personal life vs personal life, but I don’t think that’s all that appropriate for a character principal. our principal was a disgraced teacher from some elite private school in melbourne, my school was in one he poorest part of brisbane. I think he was caught touching middle schooler.
the vice principal was a lovey and kind but, stern. she was half greek and maltese. I think she’d let me off the hook a lot the hook a lot, because of my mild olive skin, light olive skin, wavy black hair and green eyes, so to her In looked greek.
T was really based. I went to NZ to see him after he moved back, and it turns out he was the grandson of a moari tribal king and was next in line to be the leader of their mirae(they form of a minor tribe kingdom).
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:07:44 PM No.23039520
>>23039278
>that sounds… slightly traumatising and I not saying that to be sympathetic.
it was pretty jarring
i ended up dropping out, and alot of the more academically-focused kids ended up transferring schools as highschool went on
i wish i could've shaken it off the way alot of my peers did, but i was kind of a pussy
the lady who worked at the front desk was different from the rest of the staff, she seemed kind of terse/irritable & didn't want to be there, but she still treated all the students pretty well
>our teachers just left us alone and only complained and bitched to us when we actually asked. we may have me been young dumb and full of cum but we weren’t uncaring and understood our teachers were overworked, overeducated and extremely underpaid.
our class had a similar relationship with the more decent staff
>I went to NZ to see him after he moved back, and it turns out he was the grandson of a moari tribal king and was next in line to be the leader of their mirae(they form of a minor tribe kingdom).
holy shit
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Anonymous ID: baJ4xi/vUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:09:23 PM No.23039529
wish i had lost my virginity
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Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 9:34:37 PM No.23039623
>>23039520
>i ended up dropping out, and alot of the more academically-focused kids ended up transferring schools as highschool went on
i wish i could've shaken it off the way alot of my peers did, but i was kind of a pussy
don’t beat yourself up over it and I don’t mean to sound like a hack therapist, but you were young and did that know how to handle it, at that age dropping out seems like the easiest and simplest answer to a shit situation. now I can’t say for certain, since have a mother from convict stock and a father from abo stock, where the first one greets complains with gaslighting and violence and the other with dry humour followed my silence, that I’ll never understand know how your suffering but I feel some of it a little bit.
>>23039529
never bit either. I even had to hit my cock with cock with a rock as some say of a tribal scaring ritual, and it scares off all the while girls*cue the racist laugher* and pure abo girls aren’t my type.
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Anonymous ID: NRibfAqaAustralia
8/2/2025, 9:56:19 PM No.23039738
>>23039623
sorry about my typing and typos it’s nearly 6am here. but I’m listening to old kamilaroi songs to gimme strength.