Thread 23039348 - /bant/ [Archived: 27 hours ago]

Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 6:42:52 PM No.23039348
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There are people who lick anuses for real in real life and not just meme about it online.
What is wrong with them?
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Anonymous Ireland
8/2/2025, 6:44:35 PM No.23039349
>>23039348 (OP)
Bro never had his asshole licked. You’re missing out.
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Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 6:45:30 PM No.23039350
>>23039348 (OP)
its a curse for antisemitism

God is making them lust for their own shit
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 6:46:04 PM No.23039351
Sanders the career Israeli zionist Ashkenazi separdim Jew from day 0 of the USA, is going to shapeshift on the Jewish Israeli zionists, and pick a sailboat tack location which becomes the esav gambit, im the good jew, on how "the jews" were never having been Israelis, zionists, or Judah since time immemorial. Which means the jews are readying to solidify their one world planetary government of zionist Israeli jews which operates the christian church, all four branches of us gov, all corporations, media, university, Cia, fbi, doj, nsa, carnivore, prism, 35 eyes, and homeland security.

Epstein is just a torpedo and the Mr big of the USA, a shadow dictatorship with an oligarchy, continues to enjoy complete darkness, operating the carnival noises of whitehouse, congress, courts and legal system as a facade and decoy to sink enemy blows.

These jews operating the USA are the same Russian bolsheviks that they were before USSR collapsed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SjtUmEazykc

Points at neck with three fingers.
Be advised. The triumvirate is here this week, no debauchery of any kind will be tolerated. Brought to you by true roman bread for true Romans.
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Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 6:46:08 PM No.23039352
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>>23039348 (OP)
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Anonymous Philippines
8/2/2025, 6:46:10 PM No.23039353
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>>23039348 (OP)
bruh... you lick the clitoris, not the anus or even the vagina. they do nothing
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Anonymous Germany
8/2/2025, 6:46:48 PM No.23039354
>>23039348 (OP)
parasite infection
simple as
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 6:47:02 PM No.23039355
memeflag time wasting spoonfeed questions 2
memeflag time wasting spoonfeed questions 2
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>>23039349
>>23039350
>>23039351
>>23039352
>>23039353
israeli memeflag catalog-clogging, off-topic trash
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 6:49:33 PM No.23039356
>>23039350
So then I threw the entire senate at him.
*stifled laughter*
AND MADE HIM APOLOGIZE FOR MY CRIMES!
*theatrical laughter*
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 6:51:35 PM No.23039357
>>23039348 (OP)
If the asshole is clean ass eating can be fine. I got into it because my gf suggested it. We took a thorough shower before it. I rimmed her asshole and she went wild then fucked her hard from behind. It's a kinky fun foreplay. Also, the sphincter doesn't have shit in it, the bowels do. Gay people are called shitdicks for a reason. But it's just a little thrill and fun way to mix things up now and then. She says it feels amazing, fwiw. I am not interested in asshole play for myself because I'm not gay.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 6:56:15 PM No.23039358
>>23039348 (OP)
It feels good. So it is nice to do for other people. Lots of acts of sex are like this.
You will never be a real man.
A real man has sex with and pleasures a woman.
A real man marries and takes care of his wife.
A real man fathers children and raises them.
Incels are lower life forms than trannies.
They both have useless genitalia.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 6:58:58 PM No.23039359
>>23039354
Parasites are curable. The human organism has had them for millenia. Parasites prevent autoimmune responses. We have evolved along side them. Children and doorknobs are crawling with them.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:00:02 PM No.23039360
>>23039348 (OP)
zoomers love ass bro what can i tell you
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:01:15 PM No.23039361
>>23039348 (OP)
Licking ass is like liking feet, it is subhuman and no normal person likes it
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:02:18 PM No.23039362
>>23039348 (OP)
IDK, it's hot.
As far as cleanliness, if her anus isn't clean, her vagina's going to be even more foul.
Especially with modern women, you can't just be eating them out the first time you meet them unless they seem extremely clean. Chances are another dude came where your mouth is 24 hours ago and she hasn't cleaned up.
Anonymous Greece
8/2/2025, 7:03:08 PM No.23039363
>>23039348 (OP)
Nothing is wrong, We enjoy sex with our women. I wish you will too enjoy sex with a woman, one day. Though, I would not bet more than a couple of euros on it.
Anonymous Australia
8/2/2025, 7:05:07 PM No.23039364
EatAssOrYouAreWeak
EatAssOrYouAreWeak
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>>23039348 (OP)
>What is wrong with them?
Nothing.
If you don't eat ass, you are weak.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:06:33 PM No.23039365
>>23039364
Get aids you kike faggot
Anonymous Luxembourg
8/2/2025, 7:06:59 PM No.23039366
>>23039350
better than licking boipussi is penetratint it. then receiving aids and DEATH
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Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:07:58 PM No.23039367
Anus-lickers are all giving themselves throat and mouth cancer. You think you can somehow make an excretory orifice safe to lick by taking a shower? Even regular oral sex increases the risk of cancer, let alone anal oral sex. If you don't care about any of that because it "feels good," then why aren't you doing drugs, too? I guarantee heroin feels better than having your bum licked.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:08:19 PM No.23039368
>>23039348 (OP)
I not only lick anus but also eat vomit.
>>23039353
The vaginal walls enjoy the tongue as well. Don't forget to swallow all the vaginal liquids. Then start a stomach protocol for the after effects.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:08:36 PM No.23039369
>>23039348 (OP)
Bro they're right next to each other. Who wouldn't give it a lick?
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Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:08:59 PM No.23039370
Parasites
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:10:36 PM No.23039371
>>23039348 (OP)
Honestly a clean asshole is a much more appealing than a big set of beef curtains, especially if you can plunge your tongue deep in there, also feels really good to receive.
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Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:11:26 PM No.23039372
>>23039369
God gives reprobates over to unnatural lusts FYI. Stop rejecting God before it's too late and you become a full-on scatfucker.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:11:59 PM No.23039373
>>23039348 (OP)
Slide thread but lemme ask this: your biggest crush asks you to lick her ass, you really gonna say no?
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Anonymous Lithuania
8/2/2025, 7:13:30 PM No.23039374
>>23039373
No shit is disgusting and a vector for disease. Most I can do is put a finger or a dildo up there.
Anonymous Denmark
8/2/2025, 7:14:00 PM No.23039375
>>23039364
Based mantra.
Eat ass or die
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:15:19 PM No.23039376
>>23039348 (OP)
Idk my bf does this and I get scared for my life cuz like what if there is a spec of poo or something. There has never been and he keeps doing it and it's not even for me like it feels cool but it's not like I ask him too he just wants too.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:15:24 PM No.23039377
>>23039361
>I'm a prude that has never been intimate with a woman
We know.
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Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:15:47 PM No.23039378
>>23039373
Do you really think any woman is able to respect a man who agrees to eat her anus? She might enjoy it, but she's never going to see you as partner material after that.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:16:10 PM No.23039379
>>23039348 (OP)
I used to think it was a joke and just laughed. You know, sometimes guys say extra-raunchy or gross things for effect.

But dudes are out there seriously eating ass. Proudly eating ass is probably more common now than proudly eating pussy was when I was young. A little pushback sort of revealed this to me. Simply saying something like
>you know what she uses that for, right?
Rather than getting the person to double down on the joke or abandon it, it gives them pause; like they seriously never considered they are putting their tongue in a literal shit hole. That or they get defensive.

Really concerning how malleable people truly are.
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Anonymous Denmark
8/2/2025, 7:16:28 PM No.23039380
>>23039361
Nah bro. Go to the limits of your longings
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:17:31 PM No.23039381
>>23039377
>I'm a fornicator who will face God's wrath sooner or later
You know how AIDS was God's punishment for sodomites? False rape accusations are God's punishment for fornicators.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:18:29 PM No.23039382
>>23039379
Non-pussy eaters are missing out. Amazing foreplay and when she comes from it she is raring for cock to pound her hole. I love eating pussy. Once a woman experiences that you're good at it she is your sex slave.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:18:33 PM No.23039383
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>>23039357
>im not gay, i just lick buttholes because a I listen to women
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:18:34 PM No.23039384
every part of the woman body is good to lick.
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Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:18:36 PM No.23039385
For me, it's the pheromones
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:18:39 PM No.23039386
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>>23039348 (OP)
Total degenerate death
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Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:18:42 PM No.23039387
My wife gets me to do it occasionally. I don't prefer it but it makes her cum so I do it sometimes.
Anonymous United Kingdom
8/2/2025, 7:18:48 PM No.23039388
>>23039348 (OP)
Do you think she can tell it's a tongue when you're down there.

Use a condom on your tongue or something
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:19:00 PM No.23039389
>>23039381
Lighten up, Francis.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:19:31 PM No.23039390
>>23039384
/thread
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:19:36 PM No.23039391
>>23039357
it doesn't needs to be clean.

only gay people cares about cleaning
Anonymous Denmark
8/2/2025, 7:19:40 PM No.23039392
>>23039357
Wait, so you didn’t even fuck her up the ass? What’s wrong with you?
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:20:17 PM No.23039393
>>23039348 (OP)
Everything
Anonymous Denmark
8/2/2025, 7:20:18 PM No.23039394
>>23039388
Missing out on those flavors though
Anonymous Denmark
8/2/2025, 7:21:40 PM No.23039395
>>23039354
Geh bis an Deiner Sehnsucht
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:22:09 PM No.23039396
>>23039353
>t. Tonguelet
You can absolutely tonguefuck to orgasm but it is a fucking strain and you have to time your breathing if you dont want to suffocate
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:22:26 PM No.23039397
thesmell
thesmell
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>eww poo comes from there

Is a straight up juvenile virgin opinion

The female asshole
>highest concentration of pheromones in the body
>ass licking/sniffing is omnipresent in the animal kingdom
>purest form of female essence
>instant test boost upon inhaling the aroma
>if my dick is ever tired from multiple rounds, putting by face in a nice juicy ass gets me hard again every time
>It will be clean if the girl has a baseline level of hygiene
>If you are fucking with foul whores, a smell test will let you know how it's going to taste first
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:22:28 PM No.23039398
>>23039348 (OP)
I've went ATM on a couple of chicks. I think thats more disgusting.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:23:18 PM No.23039399
>>23039382
Look man, I just think you are sort of gay for eating pussy.
I’m a minority, even for my age group, but when I was young at least men didn’t proudly eat pussy, they did it because they had a shitty dick.

It’s either cope or faggotry. When you masturbate you touch your dick and pretend it’s a vagina, you don’t lick something and pretend it’s a vagina, because that doesn’t do anything for you. People do it because they want to make a woman cum and don’t have a lot of options in that regard.
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Anonymous Belgium
8/2/2025, 7:24:11 PM No.23039400
>>23039348 (OP)
I get horny sometimes
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:24:27 PM No.23039401
>>23039348 (OP)
a girl should smell pretty and if she does I eat her pretty asshole its like 1 inch away from her pussy
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:24:44 PM No.23039402
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>>23039348 (OP)
Come here boy. Let me finger your chocolate starfish.
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Anonymous Denmark
8/2/2025, 7:25:45 PM No.23039403
>>23039402
Based Limp Dilznik reference
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:26:05 PM No.23039404
>>23039358
Dude, you're a fucking beta. Incels and chads alike are diagusted by your treacherous, desperate, craven ways.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:26:58 PM No.23039405
>>23039399
You eat her pussy because you enjoy it and then you fuck her because you enjoy it.
She's already fucking you stop being so insecure.
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Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:29:25 PM No.23039406
>>23039399
Youre supposed to get high on the smell of a hot wet pussy and its supposed to make you want to fuck her more.
You need to let go stop overthinking it and let your animal instincts do their fucking job.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:32:34 PM No.23039407
>>23039348 (OP)
Intestinal parasites influencing their behaviors via the vagus nerve.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:34:04 PM No.23039408
>>23039348 (OP)
It’s most ghetto and redneks that mention this stuff

If the girl is extremely beautiful then okay maybe otherwise no way never gross
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:35:18 PM No.23039409
>>23039406
This. It's like walking into a dark room and you're immediately hit by the smell of mildewy, unpadded carpet tiles soaked in years of stale beer, decades-old wood fixtures slowly rotting, old, underemptied ashtrays and wet urinal cakes. You know you're in a dive bar and relaxation and comfy good times are ahead. No one ever said a sweaty crotch was a pleasant odor in the objective sense.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:35:24 PM No.23039410
>>23039399
You have never been with a woman. Repeat your view on pussy eating to a potential partner and see how that goes. Are blowjobs also gay?
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Anonymous Mexico
8/2/2025, 7:35:59 PM No.23039411
>>23039348 (OP)
i dont actively eat ass but both holes share humidity and bacteria, why the fuck should i care?
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:36:20 PM No.23039412
>>23039348 (OP)
brain parasites
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Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:37:05 PM No.23039413
>>23039366
ID A+ whore HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:37:51 PM No.23039414
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>>23039348 (OP)
Women are for my pleasure. I will lick anything I like. Fuck her in the ass if I like. And make her lick my dick clean after. It's all for my satisfaction alone.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:37:54 PM No.23039415
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why-are-you-gay
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>>23039409
I don't think women are for you, anon.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:38:33 PM No.23039416
>>23039405
Yes, I am the one being insecure, while you pretend to “enjoy” eating pussy to cope with your shitty dick and/or homosexuality.
How often do you pretend to eat pussy? Like spend 10+ minutes just pretending you are eating a pussy, maybe even an hour?
Because most guys every day pretend they are having sex, I don’t know of any that pretend to eat pussy.
Why do you think that is?

I know a lot of guys who have out up with an intolerable woman for sex, would you put up with an intolerable woman to eat her pussy?
Why is that?

I know a lot of guys who will get a fat/ugly chick to bang, I don’t know any that will get a fat/ugly chick to eat her pussy.
Why is that?

>>23039406
I guess God fucked up when he made me and out all the smell receptors in my nose instead of my tongue.
Why are you coping? Why on earth would it bother you if an anonymous stranger thinks you are gay for eating pussy? Why would it bother you that I don’t eat pussy?

Hint: because you know I am right and you are seeething.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:38:57 PM No.23039417
>>23039415
>>>/lgbt/
Your new board awaits.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:39:26 PM No.23039418
>>23039410
More cope.
Yes giving a blowjob is extremely gay. How is this even a question?
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:39:39 PM No.23039419
>>23039348 (OP)
This meme killed me, Bravo
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:39:39 PM No.23039420
>>23039349
I am with this irish mcgregor lover. Its on another tier when the girl does it without you knowing…the suction feeling…anon its another level if you find a gem like me. The licking is nice. But the suction…whoa. Do faggots do this? Thankfully chicks I meet up with do this
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Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:39:53 PM No.23039421
>>23039414
What's up with christcucks and those gay Noahide glasses?
Replies: >>23039424
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:40:21 PM No.23039422
>>23039416
>Why on earth would it bother you if an anonymous stranger thinks you are gay for eating pussy?
How could a heterosexual sex act be "gay?"
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:41:05 PM No.23039423
>>23039422
Heterosexual acts can’t be gay.
What’s the fucking point of this question?
Replies: >>23039425
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:42:12 PM No.23039424
>>23039421
No idea. I just liked the hat.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:42:19 PM No.23039425
>>23039423
Luckily for you pretending to be stupid isn't gay I guess.
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Anonymous Ireland
8/2/2025, 7:42:50 PM No.23039426
All forms of oral sex should be outlawed entirely. Guess what the biggest cause of throat cancer after smoking is?
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:43:00 PM No.23039427
>>23039417
>>23039418
You are a weird dude. I'm guessing you are not a hit with the ladies.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:43:05 PM No.23039428
>>23039425
Is letting a girl peg you gay, anon?
There are no men in the room, is it gay to let a woman shove a giant dildo up your butthole?
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:43:43 PM No.23039429
brain parasites
brain parasites
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>>23039412
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:43:46 PM No.23039430
>>23039427
More cope.
Feel free to stop responding, unless it REALLY bothers you that I think you are gay for eating pussy.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:44:20 PM No.23039431
>>23039418
Ugh, you're just pointlessly trolling. No more (You)s for you. I hope you're making that $20 your mom left on the counter before she went out for her weekend whoring last.
Replies: >>23039437
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:44:45 PM No.23039432
>>23039428
I would say that is gay and degenerate yes. But it isn't a heterosexual sex act, women don't have penises.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:44:48 PM No.23039433
>>23039416
I'm pushing 40 and married and that diatribe you've written is the most ridiculous virgin ramble I've ever read.
Are you trolling me?
Are you really this fucking autistic?
You eat pussy until she has an orgasm, then you either give her another one, or you switch to fucking her. What do you need, a fucking manual?
Have you ever even given a woman an orgasm? Are you about to write a six page paragraph telling me the female orgasm doesn't exist?
You're a lost cause. Youre an utter faggot. Youre a passive aggressive bitchboy besides.
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:44:59 PM No.23039434
I was showering with my gf and washed her butthole very clean then did it one time, and finished by licking from her butthole up her Crack and all the way up her spine because its hot and sorta wiped my tongue clean
But her butthole was already clean and I didnt go up it
Also it was pink
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:45:15 PM No.23039435
Muslims on 4chan kvetching over butt stuff will never not be funny to me
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:45:16 PM No.23039436
>>23039348 (OP)
one time i tongued a negressed anus and got a secret dingleberry on my tongue. stealthily dabbed it off my tongue and smeared it on her leg.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:45:21 PM No.23039437
>>23039431
Even more cope. Amazing.

It’s almost as if you are having an emotional reaction to an anonymous man thinking eating pussy is gay. Which is pretty gay.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:45:36 PM No.23039438
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>>23039348 (OP)
Chemtrails and microplastics or smth
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:45:45 PM No.23039439
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Come on just a few licks tee hee
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:47:02 PM No.23039440
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>>23039433
I dont care if ive ever given a woman an orgasm the sex is for my pleasure
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:47:40 PM No.23039441
512051827
>Didn't deny his drunken whore single mother left him a $20 for the weekend so she could get filled up with multiple cocks
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Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:47:49 PM No.23039442
>>23039433
You just verified what I said earlier: people who eat pussy have shitty dick (or are gay).

Contend with the questions I posed.

Why is it men never go find a busted up whore just to eat her pussy? They do it just to fuck her all the time.

Why don’t men pretend to eat pussy? They pretend to have sex all the time.

Why are you so mad that an anonymous man thinks you are gay for eating pussy?
You should really think about that.
Replies: >>23039443 >>23039452 >>23039487
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:49:20 PM No.23039443
>>23039442
Did you ever consider that not all women are blown out roastie hags like yours?
69ing with my first gf was the best time of my life
Replies: >>23039446
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:49:33 PM No.23039444
>>23039441
Just absolutely seething. Let’s play the denial game your way then.

Your dad fucked you when you were young and now you are gay.
You have to deny this (and every following accusation until the thread dies) or they are true.

Your rules not mine.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:50:02 PM No.23039445
>>23039440
Sex is for reproduction, and conception chances are higher when the woman orgasms. You are genetically defective.
Replies: >>23039451
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:50:46 PM No.23039446
>>23039443
You aren’t answering the question, instead you are hallucinating. That’s how mad you are.

Having sex with my first gf was the best time of my life. It’s really sad that you enjoy 69 more than sex, but I guess that goes back to my original point that you have shitty dick.
Replies: >>23039487
Anonymous Netherlands
8/2/2025, 7:50:47 PM No.23039447
>>23039438
wtf is wrong with these hoes?
Replies: >>23039453
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:51:22 PM No.23039448
>>23039348 (OP)
Meanwhile, the idiots who are into the waste disposal unit, hates anyone who enjoys feet (especially since it makes women more submissive, feminine, and attractive).
Anonymous United Kingdom
8/2/2025, 7:51:22 PM No.23039449
gutclense
gutclense
md5: 173b1c2ab2ef2eaf882616b8b25ce440🔍
>>23039354
>hey human, go lick arse
People can be incredibly unwise about this sort of thing.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:51:34 PM No.23039450
>>23039355
These are all mods. Leftists.
Replies: >>23039497
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:52:05 PM No.23039451
>>23039445
Anon, there is a much MUCH higher chance of conception if you put your dick inside her instead of your tongue.

Incalculably higher.

Btw, any truth to the claim orgasm increases pregnancy would require the semen already in there during the orgasm, so I’m guessing you just enjoy eating your own cum.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 7:53:31 PM No.23039452
>>23039442
>Contend with the questions I posed.
Sure.
>Why is it men never go find a busted up whore just to eat her pussy? They do it just to fuck her all the time.
Because busted up whores still have other men's cum all over them and that is disgusting. Also I dont fuck busted up whores anyway for the same reasons. Don't fuck busted up whores anon, why dont we start there. Also plenty of stupid men have gotten beard crabs or the herps from getting drunk and eating out a stripper so let's not pretend that doesn't happen.
>Why don’t men pretend to eat pussy? They pretend to have sex all the time.
Because if you're not a complete retard you can figure out how to eat pussy for real. Why would you pretend to have sex?
>Why are you so mad that an anonymous man thinks you are gay for eating pussy?
You should really think about that.
I dont care that you think im gay. I actually just want you to know that I think you're gay.
Replies: >>23039454
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 7:56:11 PM No.23039453
>>23039438
>>23039447
They're dumb instatokbrained NPC whores who can't spell "cologne" properly
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:56:41 PM No.23039454
>>23039452
>deliberately not answering the questions
I wasn’t talking about you or me anon, I was talking about men in general.

Do you think men don’t fuck busted up whores?

>why would you pretend to have sex
It’s called masturbating. I don’t know how you do it, but most guys pretend they are having sex with a beautiful woman
Do you think most men don’t think about having sex with women while they masturbate?

Now try again:
Why aren’t men seeking out busted up whores just to eat their pussy?
Why aren’t men pretending to eat pussy for pleasure?

>no u
Heckin’ epic.
Replies: >>23039462
Anonymous Romania
8/2/2025, 7:56:54 PM No.23039455
>>23039348 (OP)
Apply the Roman standard. If you perform any kind of oral sexual acts you are an effette submissive.
Millennia old wisdom.
Simple as.
Replies: >>23039456
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 7:57:56 PM No.23039456
>>23039455
Didn’t know that but basically my argument.

Also the Roman’s were SUPER gay, and even they think eating pussy is gay.
Anonymous Croatia
8/2/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.23039457
>>23039348 (OP)
Everything.

Anal is the gayest shit ever and being into anal is a clear sign of being the lowest of the low. Below untermensh.
Replies: >>23039458
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 8:01:29 PM No.23039458
>>23039457
>Anal
Weird way to spell feet but okay
Anonymous Croatia
8/2/2025, 8:01:51 PM No.23039459
>>23039373
Yes, because I am not a pussy that lets a women walk over him.
Anonymous Bulgaria
8/2/2025, 8:03:49 PM No.23039460
-pepe
-pepe
md5: f2aff11118ec99e4aa94f9e4c3c4ba0b🔍
Eating a young blonde's ass from the back while she tries to push you off and tells you to stop but eventually she gives in because it feels too good is one of the finest treats in life.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:04:02 PM No.23039461
1725697103447715
1725697103447715
md5: 64eb5538ac4bccd0fd34c610ebd95033🔍
I like the taste.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 8:04:57 PM No.23039462
>>23039454
>It’s called masturbating.
Alright I get what you meant now. Why not just fucking say "masturbating" anon? Why are you so fucking weird?
>Why aren’t men seeking out busted up whores just to eat their pussy?
Some arguably do. Some men seek out filthy barefoot women just to shove their feet in their mouths. I dont pretend to understand all of the behaviors of other men. I only like clean women.
Why aren't men thinking about eating pussy while masturbating you mean?
How would you know what other men are thinking about when they masturbate? I absolutely do think about eating pussy sometimes. Its my own head, if I want to I can compose an entire afternoon of fucking in every position, compress it down into 30 seconds, and be on my way. Cant you? What a fucking strange question.
Replies: >>23039463
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:08:18 PM No.23039463
>>23039462
>some arguably do
And some niggers are doctors you idiot. You are literally arguing like a woman/fag.

I’m asking you about men broadly and you are focusing on degenerates. That’s you, you are the degenerate. You don’t stop being a degenerate by pointing at someone more degenerate.

You are proving my point over and over again.

>no seriously I pretend to eat pussy
>for like 30 seconds
Lel
Replies: >>23039469 >>23039472
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:08:56 PM No.23039464
I liked getting my ass eaten by my ex
Replies: >>23039466
Anonymous Lithuania
8/2/2025, 8:11:37 PM No.23039465
someone licks ass
someone else seethes on the internet thinking about someone licking ass
regardless of how I rate the first the second goes even lower
Anonymous Bulgaria
8/2/2025, 8:11:40 PM No.23039466
>>23039464
that's gay
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:13:03 PM No.23039467
Eat Ass
Eat Ass
md5: c43f0026aa5653fcb974e5b229e22642🔍
>>23039348 (OP)
I paid an escort to lick her ass and specifically told her not to shower first. It was actually kind of disappointing though, there was no taste and barely any smell.
Replies: >>23039468
Anonymous Bulgaria
8/2/2025, 8:15:11 PM No.23039468
>>23039467
I wouldn't do that with a hooker but I would eat my ex's ass after we have been outside all day.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 8:15:30 PM No.23039469
>>23039463
I dont even know how to continue this conversation with you. You are one unbalanced motherfucker.
I absolutely do enjoy shoving my face in a hot wet (also clean and well kept) pussy and stimulating it with my mouth until the woman orgasms. I love the taste, I love the smell, I love the sensation of her muscles twitching when she climaxes. I cant understand why any red-blooded heterosexual man wouldn't. And for all that its just foreplay. I enjoy fucking even more than that. But why not both? If she's on the rag I'll skip it entirely without a second thought.
Replies: >>23039470 >>23039481
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:17:13 PM No.23039470
>>23039469
Okay cool, I’m sure gay men enjoy pumping each others butts.
I still think they are gay. Their enjoyment doesn’t even register as an argument for how that wouldn’t be gay.
Herbs United States
8/2/2025, 8:18:23 PM No.23039471
>>23039373
>crush
You have to be 18 to post here.
And no, a man has boundaries and should never be afraid to assert them. Women will never respect you if you give into their every demand, regardless of what they will all tell you to the contrary.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 8:19:48 PM No.23039472
>>23039463
Also why are you accusing me of sounding like a woman when you unironically type shit like "heckin'" and "lel"
I think someone's been slipping you estrogen and I think that someone is you
Replies: >>23039476
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:20:24 PM No.23039473
Eating ass is based. Fuck the demiurge. All matter is shit
Herbs United States
8/2/2025, 8:20:28 PM No.23039474
>>23039386
That shit is worse than asian coomer getting beheaded.
Anonymous United Kingdom
8/2/2025, 8:21:32 PM No.23039475
Screenshot_2025-07-31-15-46-04-40_40deb401b9ffe8e1df2f1cc5ba480b12
>>23039348 (OP)
>inflation is breaking his tiny mind so he shitposts to cope
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:21:54 PM No.23039476
>>23039472
I said you are arguing like a woman (no pushback on that, btw). Your arguments are irrational, like a woman.

You can’t deal with this so you become the language police and somehow an ironic “heckin’” triggered you.
Let’s not even get into you calling internet slang from a 99.9999% male community feminine.
Replies: >>23039479
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:23:51 PM No.23039477
>>23039348 (OP)
Women seem to like rimming more than men for some reason… maybe it’s a submissive thing
Anonymous Finland
8/2/2025, 8:26:45 PM No.23039478
>>23039357
Fuck off you shit-eating zoomer!

If cunilingus was the slippery slope that led to this then all those people who said eating pussy is gay were right all along.
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 8:27:38 PM No.23039479
>>23039476
Nobody is "triggered", we're having a pretty normal textual conversation here. Why are you being so theatrical?
The user base of this particular image board tends to communicate in a way other than the dramatic performative way you are at present, so im pointing out the hypocrisy. I didn't want to go so far as to imply you're new to this place despite the obvious, as its beside the point and would detract from the conversation.
Replies: >>23039482
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:28:31 PM No.23039480
>>23039367
>I guarantee heroin feels better than having your bum licked
It's true bros.
Anonymous United Kingdom
8/2/2025, 8:29:19 PM No.23039481
pure-gum-spirit-of-turpentine
pure-gum-spirit-of-turpentine
md5: ac58c84384ed81cd2ec3520bab4ed9eb🔍
>>23039469
>face in
You can also use your dick for that. Just saying.

All these so-calles kinky behaviors ade just facilitating parasite spread. That is why they want you to do it.

Get rid of them and the perverted drive goes away.
Replies: >>23039488 >>23039494
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:29:53 PM No.23039482
>>23039479
>im not triggered, i just did a
>no u
Then said you are taking estrogen after you criticized my argument
Lel
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:34:56 PM No.23039483
>>23039438
Took me a minute to realize wtf they were talking about.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:35:38 PM No.23039484
>>23039420
Based
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:35:39 PM No.23039485
braaaaaaaap
braaaaaaaap
md5: a0fd02d234f2042dfd7c8bb73286c9e0🔍
>incels will never know what it's like to have a fat juicy 8/10's ass in their face followed by a bout of mutually obsessed raw primal sex for 3+ nuts inside

Have you even lived, you permavirgin?
Anonymous Ireland
8/2/2025, 8:36:08 PM No.23039486
>>23039371
are you gay?
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:38:42 PM No.23039487
>>23039442
>>23039446
You are legitimately, unironically gay if you do not enjoy the smell and taste of pussy. These areas secrete pheromones which activate your almonds whenever they are tasted or smelled. Foreplay and build-up contribute to making your own orgasm better. Rather than skipping straight to sex and blowing your load and soon as possible, it’s more fun to hype yourself up with foreplay first.
Im gonna have to agree with everyone else here and say that you’re definitely a virgin with no actual sexual experience and you need to STFU
Replies: >>23039489
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 8:39:12 PM No.23039488
>>23039481
>You can also use your dick for that. Just saying.
Why not both? Does fingering her first mean your dick is busted too? Do you not understand the point of foreplay, just jam it in dry every time because you're worried someone will think you're a fag? You have her there do everything you want.
I dont know how you little faggots even get it up while being so terminally self-conscious and insecure. Do you even enjoy sex at all or do you put up with it trying to affirm your shaky heterosexuality?
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:40:24 PM No.23039489
>>23039487
>oh no, anon called me gay indirectly
>oh shit oh fuck what do I do!?
>I know!
>I will call him gay
Fucking rekt me m8. Its so over.

Anyways, about those questions I asked in that post you back Linked?
Replies: >>23039492
Anonymous Canada
8/2/2025, 8:41:24 PM No.23039490
>>23039348 (OP)
Jewish programming. All sodomy is disgusting.
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:41:29 PM No.23039491
>>23039348 (OP)
yea porn addiction is pretty mainstream now lol
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:41:39 PM No.23039492
>>23039489
You are gay if you don’t like the smell and taste of pussy. Simple as.
>uhhh, actually, you are gay for enjoying women’s genitalia enough to lick and play with them
You are legitimately retarded. And gay. And a virgin. KYS
Replies: >>23039495
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:41:43 PM No.23039493
1752180216339651
1752180216339651
md5: 6123288095a8a24862c724b8c0d4f151🔍
>>23039348 (OP)
if its clean there is no problem and its schtimmulating
Anonymous Germany
8/2/2025, 8:41:54 PM No.23039494
>>23039481
but i like my perverted drives and i like it even more that they trigger moralfaggots
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:43:00 PM No.23039495
>>23039492
You are gay if you eat pussy. Simple as

It appears we are at an impasse, this may need to be dealt with by addressing the underlying logic of the claims.

Do men generally hire hookers to fuck them, or to eat their pussy?
Replies: >>23039496
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:44:17 PM No.23039496
>>23039495
Yeah anon, because gay people are all about seeking out opposite-sex partners so they can play with opposite-sex genitalia. Straight people? They avoid vaginas, like you.
You are legitimately retarded. Just low IQ. You need to stop embarrassing yourself.
Replies: >>23039498
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:44:59 PM No.23039497
>>23039450
they're being hunted by kiwifags after the leak
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:45:17 PM No.23039498
>>23039496
Do men generally hire hookers to fuck them, or to eat their pussy?
Replies: >>23039499
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:46:43 PM No.23039499
>>23039498
They do whatever the fuck they want with hookers. Sure, guys pay to eat pussy all the time. You’re retarded if you think they don’t. You realize people like Belle Delphine in their prime could have charged simps like $20k/pop to eat her pussy. That doesn’t make them gay, it makes them simps. You’re retarded btw
Replies: >>23039502
Anonymous Finland
8/2/2025, 8:48:04 PM No.23039500
>>23039397
Yeah, cope about it shit-eater and go back to fucking India.

It's an asshole, a wrinkly sphincter with shit all around it, unless you sandblast it with lye it will never be clean of the fecal bacteria that might actually kill you.

It's not a self-cleaning cunt, it's a literal shithole.
Replies: >>23039503 >>23039506
Anonymous Finland
8/2/2025, 8:51:15 PM No.23039501
>>23039399
Considering that normalising pussy eating has brought us to this, faggots unironically eating ass, I'm starting to think you are right.
Replies: >>23039504
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:52:53 PM No.23039502
>>23039499
Do men generally hire hookers to fuck them, or to eat their pussy?

Answer the fucking question
> guys pay to eat pussy all the time.
No they absolutely do not, you are a delusional degenerate.
>but what about these mentally ill men?
That’s your argument?
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 8:54:21 PM No.23039503
>>23039500
>bacteria that might actually kill you.

Ackshually fecal transplants of healthy/top tier donors are used to heal faulty gut microbiota all over the place, science has only begun catching up to this in the last couple of years

You can literally cure leaky gut by ingesting poo pills. Looks it up lol
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 8:55:15 PM No.23039504
>>23039501
Of course I’m right, look at the absolutely hysterical, feminine seething in this thread for me stating my opinion on pussy eating.

Try to imagine literally anything else you’ve seen on this board being called gay that results in this amount of seething. You can’t.

These “men” know they are submitting to women, they know it’s effeminate, they know it’s gay.
Replies: >>23039507
Anonymous Unknown
8/2/2025, 8:55:52 PM No.23039505
I noticed asian women's assholes don't smell nearly as pungent as a white woman's asshole

It's weird. There's little to no smell and almost no taste to it

White women though can emit some very strong odors
Replies: >>23039506
Anonymous United States
8/2/2025, 9:02:00 PM No.23039506
>>23039500
Low test virgin cope

>>23039505
It's only true with east asian asshole in my experience. It ties with the fact that they have the lowest concentration of natural bo. Blacks and indians have too much bo. Whites and light skinned latinas are the sweet spot of having just enough bo potency without smelling too much

Regarding other Asians, 2 extremely hot brown filipinas had 2 of the best smelling asses I've ever had. The more attractive a girl is, the better she will smell, including her asshole
Replies: >>23039512
Anonymous Finland
8/2/2025, 9:02:21 PM No.23039507
>>23039504
I mean I've enjoyed eating pussy in the past, I don't care, had luck with clean women with a nice scent but rancid pussy turns me off, we could argue about that in another thread, my concern is that these ass-munchers are morr hysterical over you not wanting to go down on a yeast infected HPV fuckhole than literal shit eaters! If that's where pussy eatinh leads I'll never eat a pussy again!

Fucking homos! Hope they choke on shit and die!
Replies: >>23039523
Anonymous ID: dmVbpJ9XFinland
8/2/2025, 9:05:03 PM No.23039512
>>23039506
>Low test virgin cope

Not eating shit, faggot
Anonymous ID: Lj7XjEeBUnited States
8/2/2025, 9:08:21 PM No.23039523
>>23039507
How did he know the thread was about to be /bant/‘d