Gabu maid that lays around all day and needs to be manually washed.

>>23046784 (OP)
that sounds like a very poor maid

>>23046865
fuckhole

>>23046866
is this a way of getting around prostitution laws or something

>>23046869
no I just want a lazy fuckhole in my closet

you'd weep

there are various cats outside in the tall grass and you only see them once you're on top of them

lazy closeted fuckhole here ama

>>23046892
perish
now like I was saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-AfBxBI-z0
this was the song

>>23046888
checkd

hi luxembourg

>>23046898
thank you for your service
>>23046899
litwho

>>23046888
that sounds funny, as long as the cats aren't aggressive
i would worry about ticks in the tall grass, though
i got CAT4U ID earlier

>>23046896
sorry

>>23046903
the cats are fine I'm just scared of stepping on them

>>23046900
DWM

>>23046907
not you I meant Luxembourg
I knew who you were
>>23046904
it's okay to be alive sometimes

>>23046909
i call you luxembourg because it's your flag, and i like saying/writing it

>>23046928
anti-Nick sentiment

>>23046907
>DWM
??????
wemy wove

>>23046931
https://dwm.suckless.org/

>>23046930
total nicker love to the point of making him uncomfortable again

>>23046936
you're far from what makes me uncomfortable at this point

>>23046935
erm ty?
i am more confused

>>23046931
>>23046931
>??????
oh, that's the desktop environment i use
you can see it in the screenshots i send
OP calls me DWM schizo
>wemy wove
<3
>>23046936
awooo

>>23046939
he is called "dwm schizo" by like two people, including me, because he posts screenshots of his desktop, which uses dwm, sometimes

>>23046937
what bothers you?
specifically

>>23046947
t-the things, the uh.. the bothersome things

>>23046930
i only saw nick from your file manager, i didn't know if you preferred that name not be posted too much

>>23046943
>>23046945
ahh ok thank you for clarifying
niche monikers

>>23046949
others call me that anyway, it's not my real name so it doesn't matter much

>>23046949
some random leaf gave him that mame and it stuck

>>23046952
ah ye
>>23046951
:)

>>23046953
that is not the case someone called me something else and I said my name was "Nick"

>>23046930
GIVE US MORE IDEAS FOR YOUR NICKNAME THEN. I TRIED "LUXEMBOURGABU", BUT IT'S A BIT TOO LONG
Thinking about it, mybe "LuxemGabu" would do the trick

>>23046953
lol

>>23046959
hey guys my name's Nick but some people call me gabufag and I like posting the yellow anime girl or something

>>23046961
she is cute
i like picrel too

>>23046963
too yellow

>>23046957
that's cool and all but i remember you being nameless before that, just "the random gabufag that hung out with chinospic"

>>23046969
meh, various things occur

>>23046966
fair enough..

>>23046973
wait i was wrong, desuspic.

>>23046975
desuspic, yes, I believe he is still here... somewhere

I saw him on [s4s] maybe some months ago, I do the dumbest shit when I'm lonely
>>23045501
I always find the threads that look like they're made by 12 year olds the most funny

>>23046961
>Nick
Gabufag is good enough, specially for the ones who don't interact with you that much

the threads on /i/ I mean...
>>>/i/809491 lol
>>23047165
I'm repugnant!

>>23047164
those are the ones I make

>>23047173
are you 12

>>23047175
My mental age starts at 15 when I wake up and the more tired I get the lower it sinks until it hits about 12
Physically I'm 21

>>23047188
eh..

>>23047166
What do you mean?

>>23047205
I stink! People hate me!

>>23046976
probably somewhere, but more likely another board.
alot of expats from here went int

>>23047208
I've seen his processed meats in these isles, boy

>>23047211
o.o

knew I was making that typo but forgot to fix it, it's over
>>23047213
hm?

>>23047191
Did nobody ever tell you that staying young in spirit is healthy?!?

>>23047220
I'm young! I stink so bad! I can't stop smelling myself when I sit down!

>>23047206
Take a bath then, it's simple
Rena also stinks since she plays in a field full of garbage, and people don't hate her (most likely because she takes baths, and so you)

>>23047224
No! Not yeeeet!

>>23047222
That's....... not what I meant, In spirit is what I sad....
Maybe take a shower

>>23047236
My spirit is smelly...

>>23047239
you say the darndest things

>>23047242
I say anything

>>23047230
I didn't told you right now, though. Anyway, I can see the problem here. You don't like to take baths so that's why you delay it until the last moment. Not recommended at all

>>23047251
I like baths but I don't feel like it right now I mean I could I guess right now I could stand up and go in there and take a bath but I just.. I don't wanna

>>23047239
>>23047258
take a shower right at this moment

>>23047262
no

>>23047265
Stay away with those stinky feet
If you're really from Luxembourg you probably are stinking up your parents huge family home that has bathrooms with steam and raiin showers heated floors and water temp of 60c so you have no excuses

>>23047287
I'm not really from Luxembourg

>>23047258
As I said, you're just delaying it for the sake of it, lol

>>23047287
>bathrooms with steam and raiin showers heated floors and water temp of 60c
aw man, that is all i want

>>23047289
since you're pretending you might as well act like it and CLEAN YOURSELF NOW YOU DIRTY STINKER

>>23047306
I'm not gonna pretend to want to shower

>>23047300
https://youtu.be/TtQM-at7tXY?t=2393
>>23047311
How can you endure stinking? Genuine question

>>23047459
I was born in the stinking

>>23047462
in india, I geddit...

>>23047459
>https://youtu.be/TtQM-at7tXY?t=2393
glorious

i used to only take baths until i was like 11
the first shower i used was alot like that
my mom had rich childhood friends from before her mom blew the small oil fortune, one of them was a national geographic photographer in new mexico
the shower was black marble & there was lots of steam
it had an impression on me

>>23047495
no I was born in my own body

>>23047500
I was born besides it I think