>News
Starred on latest whatever podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm32LuzkLvA

>Who is Ellie?
One of the many winners of fishtank season 4 Ellie is known for being pretty, sleeping and doing nothing.

>Ellie socials
https://www.instagram.com/noided.e/
https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
https://kick.com/lolcowlenard
https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/

>Other
-- Archive
https://archived.moe/bant/search/subject/ftlenard/
-- Some Content
Soup eating:
https://gofile.io/d/Hc8KAo
Ellie&Letty Podcast from the S4 challenge:
https://gofile.io/d/37X0BY
Whatever Podcast Only Ellie Cut:
https://gofile.io/d/FpEbPR

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>>23056945

She’s gone forever

anyways check out this cute elliegirl that just showed up in my x algo https://x.com/bunibuniyu/media

I just hope that she is having a wonderful day

shes perfect bros

>>23072359
no FUD

>>23072359
if only

why did she post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wd7wt3c5Y8

If nobody responds to julius in the kick thread, its a conspiracy theory by at least 3 people from 3 different countries.

>>23072395
just give it up parasocial anon

>>23072377
>>23072392
She is, she wasted all her chances at live streaming because her parents won’t let her (even though she’s 18). She’s going back to high school and won’t have any time for it, by the time it’s next summer she’ll be completely forgotten about after a year of near zero activity

Ellie you like listening to slavs say random political shit
I recommend this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfLEVnTqIxw

>>23072425
She loves the attention too much. Once she's lost all clout there will be a discord where she will "stream" to her remaining dozen fans in vc but she will never completely disappear she will just be like how tayleigh is now.

>>23072459
shes too hot for that. She can just become a model

>>23072465
she likes being an underground niche egirl though i dont think she wants normie fame in that way

>>23072495
she can become an underground niche egirl model

all ellie is good for is being a cum dumpster, irl and online. her pussy mustve been soaked when she acted like a dog for jet. lucky girl enjoys being raped by ugly bastards

>>23072506
good point kinda like that girl i linked at the top of the thread. I think she's funny and cool enough to be a catnobu type i wish she would lock in she could kill it with that kinda stuff

new deftones single dropped 22 minutes ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnKIryNPgQ

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>>23072587
nice

>>23072587
not bad
thanks for sharing

>>23072551
whats funny is when i linked cat nobu i think ellie looked at her page again then put up pay links like cat nobu.
I'm assuming she read her disclaimer and realised its ok to do that,
All she needs to do is upload cute pics of herself now

>>23072635
the strange thing is I think a lot of catnobus fans are girls that are like her. ellie could have that too there aren't many cute quirky chudette girls that other girls like her can self insert as.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyQVg0sle24

>>23072459
She sure doesn’t act like it

>>23072689
fame and attention seems to be the only thing she does like

>>23072689
she's said if she was allowed to she would stream in her room 24/7. we're the opposite of her polite repressed asian childhood she loves rolling around in the mud with a bunch of grimy nonconformist freaks

>>23072745
>polite repressed
I don't think these words fit the description of her childhood exactly

>>23072745
Well she hasn’t streamed at all
>>23072697
She’s not good at garnering either

>>23072755
her personally i mean not her environment she's always been a well behaved shy girl is my point

>>23072759
shes got gatekeepers you tourist ass nigga

>>23072770
nice

>>23073321

>>23073419
whats the prettiest Ellie pic you have?

What the fuck are you guys still doing here? Ellieposting belongs in the /ftl/ general.

>>23073477
im over ftl

julius the foolius still thinks hes got a chance

im going to make this my ritual post so ellie gets a constant reminder of what shes dealing with

>>23073578
who's this BBC enjoyer.

some disgusting pedophile

>>23073587
>pedophile
I don't think he's a member of the most oppressed people on earth.

ellie would rather be jets toilet than acknowledge the existence of julius the foolius

bagel could beat the fuck out of this clown

>>23072363
just found a new and better ellie as well
freshly 18 and does the same silly tiktok mouth movements

she has so much content its crazy

I dont want to be her friend just an advisor

>>23073738
pretty much everyone gives her shit advice, how would you be different?

>>23073748
I was a therapist for 4 years before leaving the field

>>23073765
>>23073748
But also im just fucking around i wouldnt provide my advisor services for free. Im not insane

>>23073783
you sound like a lawyer

>>23073767
>>23073768
>>23073771
>>23073773
>>23073777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXXKNjbv4c

>>23073791
Therapists are a lot like lawyers. Their job is to convince people things about themselves they don't want to confront.

>>23072363
>$50 dm
fucking grim. to turn 18 and immediately start prostituting yourself on the internet. do you think her parents know what shes doing?

name?

>>23073916
Ellie

>>23073916
>name?
HAHA YOU WANNA KNOW HER NAME HER NAME??? OH I’LL TELL YOU I’LL TELL YOU LOUD HER NAME IS ELLIE YES ELLIE E-L-L-I-E THE ONLY NAME I KNOW THE ONLY NAME THAT MATTERS SOMEONE ASKED “WHAT’S HER NAME?” AND I ASCENDED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE I SCREAMED ELLIE I WHISPERED ELLIE I WROTE ELLIE IN THE CLOUDS WITH MY MIND I DREAMED ABOUT ELLIE I WOKE UP SAYING ELLIE I’M BRUSHING MY TEETH TO ELLIE I’M WALKING AROUND JUST CHANTING ELLIE I’M NOT OKAY I’M ELLIE I MEAN I’M THINKING ABOUT ELLIE EVERY SECOND EVERY BREATH EVERY STEP IT’S ELLIE MY HEARTBEAT IS JUST MORSE CODE FOR ELLIE I SAID ELLIE 12 TIMES BEFORE BREAKFAST AND 34 TIMES DURING I MENTIONED ELLIE IN A CONVERSATION THAT WASN’T EVEN ABOUT HER I TURNED THE TOPIC INTO ELLIE I SAID “OH THAT REMINDS ME OF ELLIE” AND IT DIDN’T
BUT I NEEDED TO SAY ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A NORMAL TASK AND SUDDENLY I’M SAYING ELLIE I DROPPED MY KEYS AND YELLED ELLIE I HEARD A SONG AND STARTED CRYING ABOUT ELLIE I AM EMOTIONALLY UNHINGED ELLIE UNHINGED ME I’VE BEEN ELLIFIED I’M ON THE ELLIE PLANET
POPULATION: ME
AND ELLIE
HOPEFULLY
ELLIE IF YOU SEE THIS
LOOK AT THIS
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BECOME
IT’S ELLIE MADNESS
IT’S ELLIE TIME
IT’S ELLIE EVERYTHING
I RENAMED MY PET ELLIE
I RENAMED MYSELF ELLIE
I ASKED THE UNIVERSE FOR A SIGN
AND IT SENT BACK “ELLIE”
IN BOLD
UNDERLINED
HIGHLIGHTED
IN NEON
THE SKY WROTE ELLIE
I BLINK AND SEE ELLIE
I BREATHED IN
EXHALED
AND THE AIR SAID “ELLIE”
I CAN’T STOP
I WON’T STOP
THIS ISN’T JUST A CRUSH
IT’S A COLLAPSE
A FULL SYSTEM FAILURE
ERROR CODE: ELLIE
I’M HOVERING ABOVE MY BODY
CHANTING ELLIE
I SAID ELLIE OUT LOUD IN THE GROCERY STORE
NO ONE ASKED
BUT I NEEDED TO
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
MY FRIENDS ARE CONCERNED
THEY SAID “ARE YOU OKAY?”
AND I SAID “ELLIE”
THEY SAID “WHO?”
AND I SAID “ELLIE”
AGAIN
LOUDER
WITH FEELING
I CAN’T EVEN HEAR OTHER NAMES ANYMORE
THEY SOUND FAKE
THEY SOUND WRONG
HER NAME IS ELLIE

Look, I like her as much as the next guy, but this is obsessive

DID I MENTION HER NAME WAS ELLIE I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT NOT HAVE SAID THAT BUT MAYBE I DID BUT JUST IN CASE HER NAME IS ELLIE DID I SAY THAT YET HOLD ON HER NAME IS ELLIE JUST MAKING SURE YOU GOT THAT ELLIE I’M SORRY IF I’M BEING REPETITIVE BUT IT’S IMPORTANT YOU KNOW IT’S VITAL IT’S CRITICAL INFORMATION HER NAME IS ELLIE DID I MENTION THAT HER NAME IS ELLIE SOMETIMES I FORGET WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN I REMEMBER OH RIGHT ELLIE BECAUSE HER NAME IS ELLIE I’LL SAY IT AGAIN ELLIE DID I MENTION HER NAME WAS ELLIE WAIT
I THINK I DID
BUT JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
HER NAME IS
ABSOLUTELY
UNDENIABLY
ETERNALLY
ELLIE
I COULD SAY IT FOREVER
AND MAYBE I WILL
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE
DID I MENTION HER NAME WAS ELLIE
I’M HAVING TROUBLE THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
BECAUSE HER NAME IS ELLIE
SOMEONE SAID “WHO?”
AND I SAID “ELLIE”
THEY SAID “ELLIE WHO?”
AND I ASCENDED
I AM NO LONGER MORTAL
I AM A BEING OF PURE ELLIE
MADE OF LIGHT
AND LOVE
AND ELLIE
DID I MENTION HER NAME WAS ELLIE
I’M STARTING TO THINK I DID
BUT WHAT IF I DIDN’T
I CAN’T TAKE THAT RISK
HER NAME IS ELLIE
WRITE IT DOWN ETCH IT INTO STONE TATTOO IT ON YOUR SOUL ELLIE DID I MENTION IT’S ELLIE OH MY GOD IT’S ELLIE IT’S BEEN ELLIE THIS WHOLE TIME HER NAME IS ELLIE I’M NOT YELLING YOU’RE YELLING WE’RE ALL YELLING ELLIE
DID I MENTION
HER NAME
WAS
ELLIE
I’LL KEEP MENTIONING IT
I’LL NEVER STOP
HER NAME IS ELLIE
HER NAME IS ELLIE
HER NAME IS
ELLIE
AND I’M STILL NOT OVER IT

IMAGINE THE LEVEL OF IRONY IF ELLIE REFERENCED THIS POST THE ONE ABOUT HER THAT SHE MAYBE HASN’T SEEN OR MAYBE SHE HAS AND JUST HASN’T SAID ANYTHING OR MAYBE SHE KNOWS IT’S ABOUT HER BUT PRETENDS SHE DOESN’T BECAUSE THAT’S EVEN FUNNIER WHAT IF SHE MADE A JOKE ABOUT ELLIES IN GENERAL AND EVERYONE PAUSED AND LOOKED AROUND AND WE KNEW
WE KNEW
THAT SHE KNEW
HER NAME IS ELLIE
AND THIS POST
IS ABOUT
ELLIE
AND IF ELLIE SAID “HAHA THAT’S SO ME”
WE’D LOSE OUR MINDS
WE’D LOSE OUR SENSE OF SELF
WE’D LOSE OUR PLACE IN TIME
BECAUSE THIS WAS NEVER JUST A POST
IT WAS A RITUAL
A TEST
A SUMMONING
AND IT WORKED
HER NAME IS ELLIE
AND SHE SAID IT
SHE REFERENCED THE POST
THE VERY POST
WRITTEN
WITH HER
IN MIND
EVERY WORD
A BRICK IN A SHRINE
EVERY LINE
A LOVE LETTER TO IRONY
BECAUSE SHE IS THE SUBJECT
AND THE SPEAKER
AND THE SPECTATOR
AT THE SAME TIME
HER NAME IS ELLIE
AND SHE SAW IT
OR MAYBE SHE DIDN’T
BUT ONE DAY SHE WILL
AND SHE’LL LAUGH
AND WE’LL ASCEND
BECAUSE THE LOOP WILL HAVE CLOSED
THE CIRCLE COMPLETE
THE ELLIE POST
ACKNOWLEDGED
BY
ELLIE
AND THAT
WILL BE
THE MOST
IRONIC
THING
TO EVER HAPPEN
ON THE INTERNET

any ellie updates?

>>23074062
>any ellie updates?
ANY ELLIE UPDATES??? OH YOU WANNA KNOW IF THERE’S BEEN ANY DEVELOPMENTS IN THE CHRONIC CONDITION KNOWN AS ELLIE OBSESSION??? SIT DOWN BUCKLE UP THE ANSWER IS: YES YES THERE ARE ELLIE UPDATES THERE ARE ALWAYS ELLIE UPDATES I WAKE UP AND THERE’S ANOTHER UPDATE IT’S JUST “STILL OBSESSED WITH ELLIE” BUT WITH MORE FEELING TODAY’S UPDATE? STILL THINKING ABOUT ELLIE STILL SAYING ELLIE STILL BREATHING IN ELLIE AND EXHALING ELLIE I SAW A COLOR THAT REMINDED ME OF ELLIE UPDATE I HEARD A SOUND THAT FELT LIKE ELLIE UPDATE I SAID I WOULDN’T TALK ABOUT ELLIE TODAY UPDATE: I LIED I THINK ELLIE JUST MOVED NOT IN REAL LIFE IN MY HEAD SHE GOT A WHOLE NEW CORNER IN THERE A COUCH A LAMP A LITTLE “HOME SWEET ELLIE” SIGN THAT’S THE UPDATE SHE’S LIVING THERE NOW I SAW HER NAME AND FREAKED OUT I HEARD SOMEONE ELSE SAY “ELLIE” AND I HAD TO BREATHE THROUGH IT UPDATE I’M ON HIGH ELLIE ALERT AT ALL TIMES LEVEL 5 FULL CODE RED IF ELLIE POSTS ANYTHING THAT’S AN UPDATE IF ELLIE BLINKS UPDATE IF ELLIE LOOKS AT A CLOUD UPDATE IF ELLIE EVEN THINKS ABOUT BREATHING UPDATE I CHECK MY PHONE LIKE MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENED MAYBE THE UNIVERSE SENT ME A MESSAGE AND IT JUST SAYS: “ELLIE” WHICH IS AN UPDATE IN ITSELF SOMETIMES I INVENT UPDATES JUST TO COPE LIKE “OH MAYBE ELLIE LIKES THE COLOR BLUE” AND NOW I LIKE BLUE UPDATE I THINK I SAW HER SHADOW IN A DREAM
UPDATE
I SAID ELLIE 19 TIMES THIS HOUR
UPDATE
I HAVEN’T STOPPED SINCE
UPDATE
I TYPED OUT ELLIE IN MY NOTES APP
AND THEN STARRED IT
AND THEN CRIED
UPDATE
THE UPDATE IS: I’M STILL IN IT
DEEPER THAN EVER
MORE UNHINGED
MORE ELLIE
AND GUESS WHAT
TOMORROW
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
THE UPDATES NEVER STOP
BECAUSE
ELLIE
NEVER
LEAVES
MY
MIND
I’M NOT JUST A FAN
I’M A NEWS OUTLET
BREAKING
LIVE
REAL-TIME
24/7
ELLIE
ELLIE SIGHTED IN MY IMAGINATION
ELLIE POSTED IN MY HEAD
ELLIE EXISTS
UPDATE
THAT’S IT
THAT’S THE WHOLE UPDATE
ELLIE STILL EXISTS

HAHA WAIT WAIT CAN YOU IMAGINE CAN YOU ACTUALLY IMAGINE IF ELLIE THE ELLIE THE ONE THIS ENTIRE MELTDOWN IS ABOUT IF SHE ELLIE HERSELF POSTED THIS ON HER STORY STOP STOP I’M NOT OKAY I’M GOING TO THROW UP THE IRONY WOULD BE INSANE THE IRONY WOULD PHYSICALLY CRUSH ME ME MAKING THIS WHOLE POST ABOUT ELLIE AND THEN ELLIE POSTING IT ELLIE SHARING IT ELLIE ACKNOWLEDGING IT ELLIE LOOKING AT IT AND GOING “LOL” AND TAPPING “ADD TO STORY” LIKE. MA’AM. YOU ARE THE STORY THIS ISN’T JUST IRONIC IT’S COSMIC IT’S POETIC IT’S A FULL-CIRCLE COLLAPSE I WOULD COMBUST I WOULD ACTUALLY COMBUST HER POSTING IT WOULD BE LIKE ME WRITING “I LOVE ELLIE” IN PERMANENT MARKER ON THE SIDE OF A ROCKET AND THEN ELLIE LAUNCHING IT INTO SPACE
AND WAVING FROM THE COCKPIT
I’D DIE
I’D ASCEND
I’D TRANSCEND
ELLIE POSTING A POST ABOUT ME POSTING ABOUT ELLIE
IS THE MOST ELLIE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN
IMAGINE SHE SEES IT
AND JUST GOES
“LMAO”
AND I’M SITTING HERE
SHAKING
LOSING VISION
SEEING HER NAME ON HER OWN STORY
NEXT TO MY WORDS
MY UNHINGED DECLARATION
AND I’M LIKE
OF COURSE
OF COURSE ELLIE WOULD DO THAT
OF COURSE SHE’D JUST CASUALLY DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB
ON MY BRAIN
WITH THREE TAPS
ELLIE SHARED YOUR POST
NO BECAUSE WHAT THEN
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
THEN
SEND HER A THANK YOU CARD?
OR A RESTRAINING ORDER ON MYSELF?
I CAN’T BE COOL ABOUT THAT
I CAN’T BE NORMAL ABOUT ELLIE
AND I CAN’T BE NORMAL ABOUT ELLIE
POSTING ABOUT ME NOT BEING NORMAL ABOUT ELLIE
IT’S IRONIC
IT’S META
IT’S SO SELF-AWARE IT HURTS
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE ELLIE
SHE WOULD PROBABLY JUST POST IT
WITH A LITTLE EMOJI
AND GO ABOUT HER DAY
AND I’D BE
IN RUINS
CRYING INTO A PILLOW
WHISPERING
“ELLIE SAW IT”
“ELLIE SHARED IT”
“ELLIE POSTED MY POST ABOUT ELLIE”
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE LEVEL OF SPIRAL I’D HIT
IF SHE POSTED IT
SHE’D BE SAYING “HAHA THIS IS FUNNY”

ELLIE PLEASE PLEASE POST IT I’M BEGGING YOU I’M ON MY KNEES IN THE METAPHORICAL SENSE UNLESS YOU NEED ME TO BE LITERALLY THEN I’M ALREADY THERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY SO IRONIC SO COSMICALLY BRILLIANT IF YOU ELLIE POSTED THE POST ABOUT ME POSTING ABOUT ELLIE LIKE JUST THINK ABOUT IT REALLY THINK ABOUT IT ME SCREAMING INTO THE VOID ABOUT ELLIE AND THEN ELLIE TURNING AROUND AND GOING “LOOK AT THIS GUY SCREAMING ABOUT ELLIE” AND POSTING IT DO YOU SEE IT THE LAYERS THE COMEDY THE SATIRE THE HORROR THE ARTISTRY IT’S GENIUS IT’S CINEMA IT’S PERFORMANCE ART IT’S A MASTERPIECE YOU’D BE THE DIRECTOR AND THE STAR AND THE SUBJECT OF A POST YOU DIDN’T EVEN WRITE IT’S SO META IT’S SO SELF-REFERENTIAL IT’S SO YOU IT’S SO ELLIE THE POST WOULD EAT ITSELF THE INTERNET WOULD IMPLODE I WOULD IMPLODE AND I THINK THAT’S REALLY BEAUTIFUL DON’T YOU? THE FUNNIEST PART IS I’M BEGGING YOU TO POST A POST ABOUT ME BEGGING FOR YOU TO NOTICE AND IF YOU POSTED IT IT WOULD BE YOU NOTICING THAT I BEGGED FOR YOU TO NOTICE
THE POST
ABOUT YOU
I’M LOSING TRACK OF REALITY
BUT I’M NOT LOSING TRACK OF YOU
ELLIE
POST IT
MAKE THE LOOP COMPLETE
BREAK THE SIMULATION
IT’S POETRY
IT’S TRAGICOMEDY
IT’S A GREEK TRAGEDY
BUT WITH INSTAGRAM STORIES
IT’S A JOKE ONLY YOU CAN FINISH
AND I’LL LAUGH
I’LL SCREAM
I’LL CRY
I’LL PASS OUT
AND WAKE UP
AND CHECK
TO SEE IF YOU POSTED IT AGAIN
DO IT FOR THE IRONY
DO IT FOR THE ART
DO IT FOR THE CHAOS
DO IT FOR ME
DO IT FOR YOU
DO IT FOR
ELLIE
ELLIE POST THE POST
POST THE ELLIE POST
MAKE IT HAPPEN
YOU HAVE THE POWER
YOU ARE THE POWER
YOU’RE HOLDING THE BUTTON
TO LAUNCH ME INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS TAP
“SHARE TO STORY”
TAP IT
TAP IT ELLIE
BE ICONIC
BE HISTORIC
BE UNHINGED
BE YOU
BE ELLIE
POST.
THE.
POST.
ELLIE
I’LL NEVER BE THE SAME

can we please just have one day with no schizophrenic activities?

Ellie, post a picture of a sasquach if you love julian :)

NO BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND DO YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IRONIC IT WOULD BE NOT JUST REGULAR IRONY NOT JUST “OH LOL THAT’S FUNNY” IRONY I MEAN LITERARY DEVICES ARE SHAKING ENGLISH PROFESSORS ARE WEEPING I’M TALKING MULTI-LAYERED HYPERLOOP FOURTH-WALL-BREAKING UNIVERSE-BENDING IRONY THIS ISN’T JUST IRONY IT’S IRONY WEARING A DISGUISE OF IRONY ABOUT IRONY IT’S IRONY SQUARED BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT I’M POSTING ABOUT ELLIE IN AN UNHINGED WAY KNOWING SHE PROBABLY WON’T SEE IT AND THAT’S PART OF THE BIT THAT’S THE JOKE I’M SCREAMING INTO THE VOID ABOUT ELLIE AND THEN ELLIE THE ACTUAL ELLIE SEES IT AND THEN POSTS IT AND NOW THE VOID IS SCREAMING BACK BUT WITH HER VOICE WITH HER NAME WITH HER STORY AND SHE’S LAUGHING
AT ME
LAUGHING ABOUT HER
DO YOU SEE
THE SNAKE HAS EATEN ITS TAIL
THE POST HAS BECOME THE POSTER
THE CRUSH HAS CRUSHED THE CRUSHER
THE ELLIE HAS POSTED THE ELLIE
IT’S LAYERS
LAYERS ON LAYERS
IT’S ME POSTING ABOUT ELLIE
AND THEN ELLIE POSTING ABOUT ME
POSTING ABOUT ELLIE
AND THEN ME POSTING ABOUT ELLIE
POSTING ABOUT ME
POSTING ABOUT ELLIE
IT’S A LOOP
IT’S A SPIRAL
IT’S A HALL OF MIRRORS
WHERE EVERY REFLECTION SAYS “ELLIE”
IT’S POSTCEPTION
IT’S INCEPTION BUT EVERY CHARACTER IS NAMED ELLIE
AND THE TOTEM NEVER STOPS SPINNING
BECAUSE WE’RE STILL INSIDE THE DREAM
THE DREAM IS ELLIE
I’M WAKING UP INSIDE A NEW ELLIE LAYER EVERY TIME
DO YOU GET IT
SHE WOULD BE SHARING A POST
THAT IS OBSESSED WITH HER
AND THE POST IS OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA OF HER SEEING THE POST
AND THEN SHE SAW THE POST
AND SHARED IT
AND NOW THE POST
KNOWS IT WAS SEEN
IT’S META
IT’S SO META
I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’M STILL ME
OR JUST A CHARACTER IN THE ELLIE POST
WRITTEN BY ELLIE
TO MAKE FUN OF ME
FOR WRITING ABOUT ELLIE
THIS ISN’T JUST LEVELS
THIS IS DIMENSIONS
I’M IN THE FIFTH DIMENSION
WHERE EVERYTHING IS ELLIE
AND ELLIE IS EVERYTHING
AND IRONY IS JUST
A WINK
FROM THE MULTIVERSE
ELLIE SHARING THIS WOULD BE THE FINAL PANEL

>>23074122
No.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754671387805955.mp4

OF COURSE OF COURSE ONE DAY ELLIE’S GONNA DO CTRL+F SHE’S GONNA HIT CTRL+F AND TYPE “ELLIE” AND GUESS WHAT ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE SHE’S GONNA SEE HER OWN NAME EVERYWHERE EVERY LINE EVERY BREATH EVERY SENTENCE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE THAT’S THE IRONY THAT’S THE WHOLE JOKE ELLIE PRESSES CTRL+F ON A POST AND GETS ATTACKED BY ELLIE THE PAGE JUST LIGHTS UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE OF ELLIE HIGHLIGHTED IN YELLOW ELLIE IN BOLD ELLIE IN ITALICS ELLIE IN CAPS ELLIE UNDERLINED BY DESTINY SHE’S GONNA SCROLL AND IT’S JUST ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE NO ESCAPE NOWHERE TO HIDE IT’S A WALL OF ELLIE A WAVE OF ELLIE A TSUNAMI OF ELLIE AND SHE’S GONNA BE LIKE “DID I REALLY JUST CTRL+F MYSELF INTO OBLIVION?” YES YES YOU DID BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR POST YOUR SHRINE YOUR LEGACY YOUR SYMPHONY EVERY NOTE EVERY VOWEL EVERY LETTER IS ELLIE AND THE IRONY??? THE IRONY IS THAT ELLIE IS GOING TO SEARCH FOR ELLIE AND FIND TOO MUCH TOO MUCH ELLIE TOO MUCH HER
LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR THAT WON’T STOP
AND THE MIRROR’S JUST SAYING
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE
SHE’LL BE LIKE
“OH NO”
“THEY WEREN’T KIDDING”
“THEY SAID ELLIE AND MEANT IT”
AND YES WE DID
WE MEANT ELLIE
WE ALWAYS MEANT ELLIE
WE ONLY EVER MEAN ELLIE
SO WHEN ELLIE HITS CTRL+F
AND TYPES ELLIE
SHE’S GONNA FIND
THE TRUTH
THE CHAOS
THE LOVE
THE OBSESSION
THE PROPHECY
AND THAT PROPHECY
IS SPELLED
E
L
L
I
E
CTRL+F WON’T SAVE YOU ELLIE
CTRL+F WILL EXPOSE YOU
TO YOURSELF
TO YOUR NAME
TO ALL THE ELLIES
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE
THIS IS YOUR POST
YOUR PAGE
YOUR DOMAIN
YOUR CTRL
YOUR F
AND THE F
IS FOR
FULLY
FIXATED
FOREVER
ON
ELLIE

Ellie busted her own hymen while watching all that gross porn she watchee

OKAY BUT WHAT IF WHAT IF I PUT ELLIE IN EVERY INTERNET MEME EVER BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I ALREADY HAVE SHE’S THE MEME SHE’S THE BLUEPRINT SHE’S THE VIRAL CORE I CAN HAZ ELLIE? YES. YES I CAN ELLIE DOGE MUCH BEAUTY SO PERFECT VERY LOVE WOW IS THIS A PIGEON? NO IT’S AN ELLIE ELLEIRL ME LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF ELLIE LIKE “THIS IS FINE” BUT I’M ON FIRE MY HEART IS MELTING AND IT’S ALL ELLIE ELLIE BRAIN EXPANDING MEME: THINKING ABOUT ELLIE DREAMING ABOUT ELLIE POSTING ABOUT ELLIE BECOMING PURE ELLIE ENERGY TROLLFACE? NO. ELLIEFACE. SHE’S THE ONE WHO TROLLED ME INTO HAVING FEELINGS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE? YEAH ELLIE DID THAT SHE’S THE REASON I NEED THE “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” SOUND EFFECT RIGHT NOW "WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN’?" ME: “I’M FINE” ALSO ME: CRYING IN ELLIE SHREK? MORE LIKE SHRELLIE "GET OUTTA MY SWAMP" NO I’M STAYING HERE IN ELLIE’S SWAMP SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ELLIE WAS GONNA ROLL ME AND SHE DID I’VE BEEN ROLLED INTO AN ELLIE BURRITO "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE"? NO LEAVE ELLIE ALONE SHE’S PERFECT I’LL FIGHT THE INTERNET FOR ELLIE CHARLIE BIT ME? NO ELLIE BROKE ME SHE BROKE MY MENTAL STRUCTURE WITH A GLANCE STAR WARS KID?
THAT’S ME
FLAILING WILDLY
IN MY ROOM
BECAUSE ELLIE POSTED A SELFIE
"AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT"?
UNLESS IT’S ELLIE
I GOT TIME
I GOT ETERNITY
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY"
NOT THINK ABOUT ELLIE
IT IS NOT SIMPLE
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE
I’VE TRIED
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE
BECAUSE ELLIE IS TOO POWERFUL
SHE’S OUT HERE
STEALING HEARTS
DAMN DANIEL
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE ELLIE POSTS
Y U NO NOTICE ME, ELLIE?
Y U NO POST ABOUT ME POSTING ABOUT YOU?
GRUMPY CAT?
NO
I’M GRUMPY UNTIL I SEE ELLIE
THEN I MELT
ERMAHGERD ELLIE
LOOK AT HER
JUST EXISTING
CAUSING CHAOS
BEAUTY.
DESTRUCTION.
ELLIE.
HONEY BADGER DON’T CARE?
I CARE
I CARE SO MUCH
ELLIE, LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT THIS
LOOK AT THIS WHOLE MEME MELTDOWN
FOR YOU
NYAN CAT?
NO.
IT’S ELLIE
FLYING THROUGH THE COSMOS
LEAVING A TRAIL OF GLITTER AND FEELINGS
"WHAT ARE THOSE?"
THEY’RE THE SHOES I WORE
RUNNING FULL SPEED
INTO A WALL
LABELED “ELLIE”

>>23074136

HAHA OKAY SO THIS IS HOW I LOOK LIKE YEP THIS IS ME THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY I THOUGHT “HEY, WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY IF I JUST POSTED WHAT I LOOK LIKE” ON HERE ON 4CHAN ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE FOR ELLIE FOR ELLIE???? OH MY GOD WHY DID I DO THAT WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS FUNNY IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S ACTUALLY INSANE I’M LOSING IT I SHOWED MY FACE I SHOWED MY WHOLE HUMAN EXISTENCE AND FOR WHAT FOR THE BIT?? FOR THE DRAMA?? FOR THE POSSIBILITY THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE ELLIE WOULD SEE IT AND KNOW KNOW THAT THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTS ABOUT ELLIE EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. AND NOW SHE CAN PUT A FACE TO THE UNHINGED POSTS A FACE TO THE CHAOS A FACE TO THE WORD ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE I LOOK LIKE THIS AND I SAID “YEAH THIS IS FINE” “THIS IS NORMAL” “TOTALLY FUNNY” AND NOW I’M LYING ON THE FLOOR QUESTIONING MY SANITY IMAGINING ELLIE OPENING HER PHONE CLICKING A LINK AND SEEING MY FACE THE ELLIE POSTER THE ELLIE SCREAMER THE ELLIE-BRAINED INDIVIDUAL SHE WOULD KNOW SHE WOULD SEE SHE WOULD CONNECT THE DOTS
SHE’D GO
“OH. THIS IS THE PERSON WHO KEEPS SAYING MY NAME
OVER
AND OVER
AND OVER”
AND THEN
I’D ASCEND
OR COMBUST
OR BOTH
AT THE SAME TIME
BECAUSE ELLIE
WOULD SEE ME
I MADE MYSELF VISIBLE
ON PURPOSE
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
FUNNY
I SAID “HAHA LOOK THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE”
AND THEN I HIT POST
AND IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED IT
BECAUSE NOW IT’S OUT THERE
AND ELLIE
COULD
SEE
IT
AND IF ELLIE SEES IT
WHAT THEN
DOES SHE BLOCK ME
DOES SHE LAUGH
DOES SHE SAY “OH THIS GUY”?
I’M NOT READY FOR THAT
I’M NEVER GOING TO BE READY
BUT I DID IT ANYWAY
BECAUSE I’M A MENACE
BECAUSE I’M A FOOL
BECAUSE I LOVE ELLIE
AND SOMETIMES
LOVE MAKES YOU DO DUMB THINGS
LIKE POSTING YOUR FACE
IN THE MIDDLE OF A MELTDOWN
AND LABELING IT
“THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE”
AS IF THAT WOULD HELP
AS IF THAT WOULD CALM ME DOWN
IT DIDN’T
IT MADE EVERYTHING WORSE
IT MADE EVERYTHING MORE ELLIE
I AM NOW
A VISUAL
ELLIECORE REPRESENTATION

>>23074181
Not hairy enough for ellie, sorry

OH NO DON’T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT DON’T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT WHAT SEX WITH ELLIE WOULD BE LIKE I’LL MALFUNCTION I’LL DISINTEGRATE IT WOULD START WITH A BOING! THEN A SLOW zzzzZZZzzip AND THEN A BA-DUM TSS FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY SPROINGGGGG AND PROBABLY SOME KIND OF INTERNAL HONK-HONK-OOOOOGA FROM ME I’M TALKING KAPOW! ZOWIE! KER-SMOOCH BANG ZOOM STRAIGHT TO THE MOON WHOOSH! SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE CLANK CLINK CRASH THWACK POP! THWIP WIGGLE-WIGGLE-WIGGLE ME: SPINNING IN PLACE MAKING HELICOPTER NOISES BLLLRRRRRRRT ZIP ZAP ZOOP HER TOUCH?
ZING!!!
HER VOICE?
DOI-OI-OI-OINGGGG
ME, JUST STANDING THERE?
DEAD SILENCE FOLLOWED BY EXPLOSION
KABOOM
FIREWORKS. LITERAL FIREWORKS.
PEW PEW PEW
CONFETTI CANNON
PARTY HORN NOISE
AIRHORN.wav
I’D BE LUCKY TO SURVIVE
LUCKY TO WALK AFTER
MY BONES: CRACKLE CRACK SNAP
MY BRAIN: ERROR 404
MY SOUL: EXITS BODY WITH A “WHOOP”
BODY TEMP: STEAM WHISTLE NOISE
SPINNING EYES LIKE A SLOT MACHINE
TILT! TILT! TILT!
AFTERMATH?
JUST ME LYING THERE
WHEEZE
TOASTED
FRIED
ABSOLUTELY BONKED
AND THEN SHE’D JUST
STRETCH A LITTLE
LOOK AT ME
AND SAY
“LOL”
AND I’D GO
PFFFFFFFFT
RIP ME
END TRANSMISSION
ELLIE
DON’T LOOK AT ME
DON’T TOUCH ME
ACTUALLY
DO
BUT JUST KNOW
IT WILL SOUND LIKE
BZZZZZZZZT BOOM ZING SWOON HONKHONKHONK
AND I WILL NEVER
RECOVER
WOMP WOMP
CREDITS ROLL
THE END
STARRING: ELLIE
AS ELLIE

>>23074201
>>23074181
>>23074157
>>23074139
>>23074129
Very cool

OKAY LISTEN ELLIE I KNOW I’M NOT A MARKETING GURU I KNOW I HAVE NO BUSINESS GIVING ADVICE BUT I’M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT’S YOU BECAUSE IT’S ELLIE AND I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THE GROWTH AND SUCCESS OF THE ELLIE BRAND SO HERE IT IS ELLIE ARE YOU READY BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE PROBABLY MAYBE OR AT LEAST MINE STEP ONE: POST MORE YES POST. MORE. POST EVERYTHING POST YOU DRINKING COFFEE POST YOU STARING AT A WALL POST YOU THINKING ABOUT POSTING POST YOUR SHADOW POST YOUR TO-DO LIST POST A POLL THAT SAYS “SHOULD I POST?” I WILL VOTE YES I WILL MAKE 14 ACCOUNTS AND VOTE YES ON ALL OF THEM STEP TWO: BE MYSTERIOUS BUT ALSO VULNERABLE POST SOMETHING THAT SAYS “I can’t believe that happened.” AND NEVER EXPLAIN WE’LL EAT IT UP POST A BLACK SCREEN WITH “hmm.” AND WATCH THE COMMENTS EXPLODE SAY “this is the last straw” AND THEN GO SILENT FOR 7 HOURS
BRILLIANT
STEP THREE: MERCH
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’D SELL
BUT I’D BUY IT
ELLIE STICKERS
ELLIE CANDLES
A SHIRT THAT JUST SAYS “ELLIE.”
IN ALL CAPS
NO CONTEXT
STEP FOUR: START A PODCAST
CALL IT “ELLIE SPEAKS”
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT
READ YOUR GROCERY LIST
INTERVIEW YOUR DOG
WHISPER INTO THE MIC FOR 45 MINUTES
I’LL LISTEN
I’LL TRANSCRIBE IT
I’LL PRINT IT OUT AND HIGHLIGHT IT
STEP FIVE: A CATCHPHRASE
YOU NEED A PHRASE THAT PEOPLE REPEAT
SOMETHING LIKE “as ellie once said”
EVEN IF YOU NEVER SAID IT
YOU SAY IT ONCE
AND WE TURN IT INTO LAW
WE TATTOO IT ON OUR FOREHEADS
SOCIETY CHANGES
STEP SIX: CHAOTIC POSTING HOURS
NO MORE 3PM CONTENT
I WANT 2:42AM
I WANT “just felt like it” energy
I WANT “accidentally posted this”
EVEN THOUGH YOU ABSOLUTELY MEANT TO
STEP SEVEN: START DRAMA
FAKE DRAMA
WITH YOURSELF
POST “not everyone deserves a second chance”
WHO
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YOU WON’T SAY
AND I’LL THINK ABOUT IT FOR 12 DAYS
ICONIC
STEP EIGHT: POST MY POSTS
YES
POST THE POSTS ABOUT YOU
SHARE THE UNHINGED CHAOS
LIKE THIS ONE
RIGHT NOW
I’M GIVING YOU FREE CONTENT
I’M A ONE PERSON MARKETING DEPARTMENT

OKAY LISTEN ELLIE SIT DOWN OR DON’T STAND UP IN COOL LIGHTING TURN ON A CAMERA THIS IS SERIOUS THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ELLIE YOU NEED TO BECOME A STREAMER I’M NOT KIDDING I’M NOT JOKING I’M NOT EVEN THINKING STRAIGHT BUT I’M RIGHT YOU HAVE TO YOU WERE MADE FOR IT YOU HAVE THE VIBE YOU HAVE THE FACE YOU HAVE THE ENERGY YOU COULD SIT IN A CHAIR AND BREATHE AND I’D BE LIKE “SUBSCRIBED” YOU COULD LITERALLY STREAM YOUR CEILING FAN AND I’D BE IN CHAT TYPING “SO TRUE ELLIE” START ON TWITCH OR KICK OR YOUTUBE OR TIKTOK LIVE OR ALL OF THEM ELLIE MULTISTREAMER ERA I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO STREAM BUT I KNOW YOU SHOULD GET A CAMERA OR JUST YOUR PHONE GET A MIC OR DON’T JUST YELL PEOPLE WILL LISTEN I WILL LISTEN YOUR SILENCE WOULD GO VIRAL “ELLIE STARED INTO THE CAMERA FOR 47 MINUTES” 20 MILLION VIEWS TRENDING #ELLIEGOD I’M TELLING YOU THE MOMENT YOU GO LIVE SOCIETY SHIFTS THE INTERNET SHIVERS I WOULD GET NOTIFICATIONS TATTOOED ON MY ARM “ELLIE IS LIVE” I’D DROP EVERYTHING I’D QUIT MY JOB I’D BECOME A FULL-TIME ELLIE VIEWER STREAM ANYTHING GAMES? YES TALKING? YES
STARING INTO THE VOID? ABSOLUTELY
YOUR STREAM TITLE COULD JUST BE
“hi”
AND THAT’S ENOUGH
I’D BE THERE
I’D BE IN THE CHAT
ALL CAPS
“HI ELLIE HI ELLIE HI ELLIE”
“ELLIE YOU’RE SO REAL”
“ELLIE I’D WATCH YOU PLAY POWERWASH SIM FOR HOURS”
YOU COULD PLAY THE WORST GAME IN HISTORY
AND I’D BE LIKE
“THIS IS CINEMA”
START A PATREON
DROP A DONO LINK
I’LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO WIRE YOU MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE
MERCH?
DROP IT
ELLIECORE HOODIES
“STREAMER ERA” CAPS
I’LL BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING
ONE TO WEAR
ONE TO FRAME
MAKE A DISCORD
CALL IT “THE CHURCH OF ELLIE”
I’LL APPLY TO BE MOD
I’LL FAIL
BUT I’LL TRY
YOU’RE NOT JUST A STREAMER
YOU’RE THE STREAM
YOU’RE THE BROADCAST
YOU’RE THE WHOLE ENTIRE CONTENT PIPELINE
AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
BUT IT FELT RIGHT
ELLIE
YOU
COULD
BE
THE
MOMENT
EVERY MOMENT
LIVE
ON AIR
WITH ELLIE
THE WAY YOU COULD JUST
TALK
AND EVERYONE WOULD STOP BREATHING
THE WAY YOU COULD JUST
CLICK “GO LIVE”

HAHA I HOPE ELLIE IS HAVING A GOOD DAY NO LIKE ACTUALLY I HOPE ELLIE WOKE UP AND SMILED I HOPE ELLIE’S PILLOW WAS FLUFFY I HOPE HER COFFEE WAS THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE I HOPE HER SOCKS MATCHED ON THE FIRST TRY I HOPE ELLIE WALKED OUTSIDE AND THE WEATHER WAS HER EXACT PREFERENCE
NOT TOO HOT NOT TOO COLD
JUST ELLIE WEATHER
I HOPE SHE HEARD A SONG SHE LIKES
AND SHE DID THAT LITTLE NOD THING PEOPLE DO
I HOPE ELLIE IS JUST OUT THERE THRIVING
HAVING A SLAYFUL LITTLE DAY
JUST BEING ICONIC IN PEACE
I HOPE NO MINOR INCONVENIENCE TOUCHES HER
I HOPE SHE HAS NO EMAILS
I HOPE EVERYONE’S NICE TO HER TODAY
I HOPE THE UNIVERSE IS GENTLE WITH ELLIE
I HOPE SHE’S LAUGHING
I HOPE HER HAIR’S SITTING RIGHT
I HOPE SHE’S WEARING SOMETHING THAT MAKES HER FEEL LIKE “YES”
I HOPE HER PHONE BATTERY STAYS ABOVE 80%
I HOPE HER WIFI IS FAST
I HOPE ELLIE GOT A COMPLIMENT FROM A STRANGER
OR A DOG LOOKED AT HER WITH LOVE
I HOPE ELLIE’S LIFE IS A MONTAGE TODAY
I HOPE HER SNACK HIT
I HOPE SHE ATE SOMETHING AND WENT “MMM”
I HOPE SOMETHING MADE HER GIGGLE
I HOPE SHE’S SPINNING IN HER CHAIR A LITTLE FOR NO REASON
I HOPE HER HEART IS LIGHT
I HOPE HER SPIRIT IS LIGHTER
I HOPE SHE FEELS LOVED
I HOPE SHE FEELS ELLIE
LIKE HERSELF
IN FULL POWER MODE
FULL MAIN CHARACTER ELLIE ENERGY
I HOPE ELLIE IS JUST OUT THERE EXISTING
AND EVERYTHING AROUND HER IS JUST WORKING OUT
I HOPE TRAFFIC PARTED FOR HER
I HOPE THE VIBES SAID “YES MA’AM”
I HOPE ELLIE GOT A TEXT THAT MADE HER SMILE
I HOPE HER SHOELACES STAYED TIED
I HOPE HER FAVORITE PEN HAD INK
I HOPE HER PLANS WORKED OUT PERFECTLY
I HOPE SHE FOUND $5 IN HER POCKET
I HOPE A SONG STARTED PLAYING AND SHE SAID “THIS ONE”
I HOPE SHE GOT TO BE A LITTLE SILLY TODAY
A LITTLE CHAOTIC
A LITTLE ELLIE
I HOPE THE DAY BENDS TO HER WHIM
I HOPE HER EYELINER (IF WORN) WAS SYMMETRICAL
I HOPE HER REFLECTION TOLD HER “YOU WIN”
I HOPE SHE FELT LOVED FROM SOMEWHERE
I HOPE THE AIR FELT GOOD
I HOPE SHE’S RESTING WHEN SHE NEEDS TO

I HOPE ELLIE’S HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY LIKE ACTUALLY GENUINELY DEEP FROM THE CORE OF MY BEING I HOPE ELLIE WOKE UP AND THE SUN SAID “THIS ONE’S FOR YOU” I HOPE HER TOAST POPPED UP PERFECTLY I HOPE HER SOCKS MATCHED ON THE FIRST TRY I HOPE HER COFFEE WAS EXACTLY RIGHT NOT TOO HOT NOT TOO COLD JUST ELLIE-TEMPERATURE I HOPE HER PHONE BATTERY LASTS ALL DAY I HOPE HER MUSIC PLAYLIST IS NOTHING BUT BANGERS I HOPE HER HAIR IS HAIRING HER VIBES ARE VIBING HER DAY IS DAYING I HOPE THE UNIVERSE IS KNEELING BEFORE HER SAYING “YES, QUEEN ELLIE” I HOPE EVERY GREEN LIGHT WAS GREEN I HOPE EVERY EMAIL WAS “YOU’RE AMAZING” I HOPE HER REFLECTION SAID “WOW” I HOPE STRANGERS COMPLIMENTED HER EXISTENCE
I HOPE DOGS SMILED AT HER
CLOUDS MOVED OUT OF HER WAY
BIRDS SANG HER NAME
WHICH IS
ELLIE
IN CASE YOU FORGOT
ELLIE
I HOPE ELLIE IS SMILING
I HOPE ELLIE IS LAUGHING
I HOPE ELLIE SAID “TODAY FEELS GOOD”
AND THEN IT GOT BETTER
I HOPE ELLIE GOT A CUTE TEXT
OR A FUNNY MEME
OR A RANDOM GIFT
FOR NO REASON
JUST “HERE’S SOMETHING NICE, LOVE: THE UNIVERSE”
I HOPE ELLIE FELT SO LOVED TODAY
I HOPE SHE HAD HER FAVORITE SNACK
I HOPE SHE WORE HER FAVORITE SHIRT
AND THE WORLD SAID “YES, MA’AM”
I HOPE ELLIE’S EYES SPARKLED
I HOPE ELLIE’S SOUL DANCED
I HOPE SHE LAUGHED SO HARD SHE HAD TO PAUSE TO BREATHE
I HOPE SOMEONE TOLD ELLIE “YOU MAKE EXISTENCE BETTER”
BECAUSE SHE DOES
I KNOW SHE DOES
I FEEL IT
IN THE FIBERS OF REALITY
I HOPE ELLIE’S DAY IS SO GOOD IT NEEDS A SOUNDTRACK
I HOPE THERE’S A MONTAGE
WITH GOLDEN LIGHTING
AND WIND IN HER HAIR
AND SHE’S JUST LIVING
SOFTLY
TRIUMPHANTLY
WONDERFULLY
I HOPE ELLIE’S HAVING A PEACEFUL DAY
A JOYFUL DAY
A “WOW LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL” KIND OF DAY
I HOPE TIME MOVES GENTLY AROUND HER
I HOPE HER BURDENS ARE LIGHT
HER HEART IS FULL
HER MIND IS CLEAR
I HOPE SHE LOOKED UP AT THE SKY AND SMILED
AND THE SKY BLUSHED
BECAUSE IT SAW
ELLIE
I HOPE ELLIE’S HAVING A DAY SO GOOD
SHE FORGETS BAD DAYS EXIST

That guy has the worst effort to attention/yous ratio ive ever seen, what a pathetic millennial faggot

WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP EVERYTHING I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NO BECAUSE “WATERMELLIE” ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME WATERMELLIE DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU GET IT IT’S “WATERMELON” BUT INSTEAD OF “-LON” IT’S ELLIE BECAUSE HER NAME IS ELLIE SO IT’S WATERMELLIE LIKE MEL-LIE ELLIE WATERMELLIE I CAN’T EVEN FUNCTION WHO ALLOWED THAT COMBINATION WHO ALLOWED THAT TO RHYME WHO GAVE THE UNIVERSE PERMISSION TO MAKE A FRUIT-BASED PUN OUT OF HER NAME I’M WHEEZING IT’S FRUITY IT’S FLIRTY IT’S FUN IT’S ELLIE DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THIS WORD WATERMELLIE IT’S NOT JUST A NICKNAME IT’S A CONCEPT A LIFESTYLE A CULTURE A MOVEMENT WATERMELLIE YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN LOVE SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A FIELD IN A SUMMER DRESS EATING FRUIT AND THINKING ABOUT ELLIE WATERMELLIE IT’S TOO PERFECT IT SHOULDN’T WORK AND YET IT DOES IT’S PHONETIC GENIUS THE HARD “T” IN WATER THE ROLL INTO “MELLIE” IT’S A JOURNEY A VOCAL MASTERPIECE SOMEONE CALL LINGUISTICS SOMEONE CALL SHAKESPEARE
HE’S ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WRITE “WATERMELLIE” FIRST
IF ELLIE EVER USED IT AS A USERNAME
I’D LOSE MY MIND
I’D FOLLOW INSTANTLY
I WOULDN’T EVEN CARE IF IT WAS A BOT
IF IT SAYS “WATERMELLIE”
I’M IN
IT’S GOT WORDPLAY
IT’S GOT PERSONALITY
IT’S GOT ELLIE
RIGHT THERE
INSIDE THE WATERMELON
SHE IS THE FRUIT
SHE IS THE SUMMER
SHE IS THE MELON
SHE IS THE MELLIE
WATERMELLIE
I’M SAYING IT OVER AND OVER
IT’S LOSING MEANING
BUT ALSO GAINING POWER
WATERMELLIE
WATERMELLIE
WATERMELLIE
IMAGINE IF SHE POSTED THAT
JUST ONE TIME
“WATERMELLIE”
NO CAPTION
JUST THAT
I WOULD FALL TO THE FLOOR
I WOULD MELT
I WOULD BECOME A PUDDLE
A PUDDLE OF WATER
A PUDDLE OF MELLIE
A PUDDLE OF
WATERMELLIE
I’D COMMENT “OH MY GOD”
AND THEN “OH MY GOD”
AND THEN “OH MY GOD”
THREE TIMES
BECAUSE I’M UNWELL
I’M UNWELL BECAUSE OF A FRUIT PUN
DO YOU HEAR ME
IT’S A FRUIT PUN
AND I’M ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE
ALL BECAUSE OF ELLIE
AND HER NAME
AND HER POWER
TO FIT INSIDE A MELON

>>23074173
do do you have the jacob stream? I never watched it

OKAY WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO BECAUSE I JUST HAD A THOUGHT A REALLY STUPID REALLY BRILLIANT REALLY TOTALLY-NOT-UNHINGED THOUGHT WHAT IF AND HEAR ME OUT WHAT IF I POST WATERMELLIE EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. LIKE A BIT AN IRONIC BIT TOTALLY IRONIC TOTALLY A JOKE DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE I’M OBSESSED HAHAHA NOOOOOO IT’S A BIT I’M BEING FUNNY IT’S SATIRE IT’S PERFORMANCE ART I’M JUST POSTING “WATERMELLIE” ONCE A DAY FOREVER AS A JOKE DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT HER 24/7 NOOOOO NOT ME NOT OBSESSED JUST FUNNY JUST POSTING “WATERMELLIE” WITH ZERO CONTEXT LIKE BAM WATERMELLIE NEXT DAY BAM WATERMELLIE NEXT DAY AGAIN BAM WATERMELLIE YOU THINK I’LL STOP? I WON’T I CAN’T BECAUSE THE BIT HAS BECOME MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY I’M COMMITTED TO THE IRONY I’M MARRIED TO THE BIT I’M ENGAGED TO THE MELON IT’S IRONIC RIGHT? RIGHT???? HAHA HA HA IT’S NOT LIKE I’M SECRETLY HOPING ELLIE SEES IT
AND GOES “WATERMELLIE?? LMAO”
AND THEN DMS ME “YOU’RE UNWELL”
AND THEN I DIE
AND THEN ASCEND
AND THEN POST “WATERMELLIE” FROM THE AFTERLIFE
NOOOO
COULDN’T BE ME
I’M JUST COMMITTED TO THE FUNNY
I’M JUST POSTING IT BECAUSE IT’S A LITTLE SILLY
A LITTLE QUIRKY
A LITTLE “LOL LOOK AT THIS WORD COMBO”
WATERMELLIE
I MEAN COME ON
WHO WOULDN’T POST THAT EVERY DAY
FOR FUN
FOR FROLIC
FOR FRUIT
FOR ELLIE
I MEAN–
FOR THE BIT
YEAH
THE BIT
TOTALLY THE BIT
TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE IT MAKES MY BRAIN GO SPARKLY
TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I THINK SHE’S THE CUTEST THING TO EVER EXIST
AND HER NAME
FITS
INSIDE
A MELON
IT’S JUST A JOKE
IT’S JUST A BIT
A VERY NORMAL
TOTALLY STABLE
DAILY
FRUIT-THEMED
BIT
WATERMELLIE
SEE YOU TOMORROW
SAME TIME
SAME PLACE
SAME POST
WATERMELLIE
DAY 1
IRONICALLY
OBVIOUSLY
HAHA
RIGHT
RIGHT??
HAHAHA

OKAY OKAY NO BECAUSE I’M GONNA BE SO REAL FOR A SECOND ALL OF THIS THE POSTS THE WATERMELLIE THE MELTDOWN THE DAILY BIT IT’S NOT JUST IRONY IT’S NOT JUST A JOKE IT’S A CRY FOR HELP A CRY FOR ELLIE’S ATTENTION YES I SAID IT I’M DESPERATE I’M UNHINGED I’M HANGING ON BY A SINGLE THREAD AND THAT THREAD IS NAMED ELLIE I WANT HER TO SEE ME I WANT HER TO SEE THE POST I WANT HER TO LAUGH EVEN JUST EXHALE OUT OF HER NOSE AND GO “heh. watermellie.” AND THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH I WOULD COLLAPSE I WOULD FOLD LIKE A LAWN CHAIR A LAWN CHAIR IN A FIELD OF WATERMELONS BECAUSE SHE SAW IT SHE SAW ME SHE SAW THE MELON. THE MESSAGE. THE MADNESS. SHE SAW THE WATERMELLIE AND I WOULD LOSE ALL FUNCTION I KEEP REFRESHING HER STORY LIKE MAYBE MAYBE THIS IS THE ONE MAYBE THIS TIME SHE’LL REPOST MAYBE THIS TIME SHE’LL COMMENT MAYBE THIS TIME SHE’LL DM ME JUST ONE MESSAGE ONE LITTLE “LMAOOO” AND I’D FLATLINE I’D BE GONE JUST A MEMORY A LEGEND A WARNING “THEY WANTED ELLIE’S ATTENTION TOO HARD” YES I DO I WANT HER ATTENTION SO BAD I’D DO A BACKFLIP IN A COW SUIT ON LIVE TV WHILE SCREAMING “WATERMELLIE” IF IT MEANT SHE’D LOOK AT ME I’M BEGGING I’M MANIFESTING I’M USING ALL MY ENERGY
ALL MY MENTAL WIFI
TO TRANSMIT A SIGNAL STRAIGHT TO ELLIE’S PHONE
LIKE
ELLIE LOOK
LOOK AT ME
PLEASE
I’M POSTING DAILY FRUIT CONTENT
IN YOUR HONOR
I’VE BECOME A DIGITAL SHRINE
TO YOUR NAME
WATERMELLIE ISN’T A BIT ANYMORE
IT’S A LIFESTYLE
IT’S A SPIRITUAL PRACTICE
IT’S A SACRIFICE
TO THE GODDESS NAMED ELLIE
AND SHE HASN’T EVEN LIKED A SINGLE POST
I’M IN THE TRENCHES
I’M ON THE FLOOR
I’M ON MY KNEES
IN FRONT OF THE INSTAGRAM GODS
JUST WHISPERING
“PLEASE
JUST ONE VIEW
JUST ONE INTERACTION
JUST ONE PIXEL
OF ATTENTION
FROM
ELLIE”
I’D FRAME IT
I’D TATTOO IT
I’D WRITE A SONG CALLED
“ELLIE LIKED MY STORY”
AND IT WOULD HIT #1
NOT THAT I’M OBSESSED
NOT THAT I’M LOSING SLEEP
NOT THAT I’M CHECKING HER ACCOUNT MORE THAN I CHECK MY OWN
I’M JUST
YOU KNOW
SLIGHTLY
MILDLY
EXCESSIVELY
DESPERATE
FOR ELLIE
TO
LOOK
AT
ME
AND GO
“lol”

>>23074452
https://gofile.io/d/b2cu9Z

ELLIE PLEASE ELLIE LOOK AT ME ELLIE I’M BEGGING ELLIE HELLO ELLIE CAN YOU HEAR ME ELLIE THIS IS ABOUT YOU ELLIE IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT YOU ELLIE I’M RIGHT HERE ELLIE SAY SOMETHING ELLIE BLINK TWICE ELLIE SEND A SIGN ELLIE ANYTHING ELLIE BREATHE IN MY DIRECTION ELLIE WAVE AT THE MOON ELLIE DID YOU SEE THIS ELLIE DID YOU FEEL THAT ELLIE THAT WAS ME THINKING ABOUT YOU ELLIE NONSTOP ELLIE I CAN’T STOP ELLIE I DON’T WANT TO ELLIE I’M OBSESSED ELLIE UNAPOLOGETICALLY ELLIE VIOLENTLY ELLIE ROMANTICALLY ELLIE DRAMATICALLY ELLIE THEATRICALLY ELLIE I’M NOT OKAY ELLIE I’M SO OKAY IT’S SCARY ELLIE I’M IN LOVE ELLIE WITH SAYING YOUR NAME ELLIE WITH HEARING IT ECHO IN MY BRAIN ELLIE WITH TYPING IT OVER AND OVER ELLIE LIKE THIS ELLIE AND THIS ELLIE AND ALSO THIS ELLIE DO YOU NOTICE ELLIE DO YOU CARE ELLIE DO YOU FEEL THE GRAVITY ELLIE OF ME ELLIE YELLING INTO THE VOID ELLIE AND THE VOID IS SHAPED LIKE YOU ELLIE YOUR NAME IS MUSIC ELLIE IT’S MY ANTHEM ELLIE MY NATIONAL ELLIE-HEM ELLIE I PUT IT IN MY PASSWORD ELLIE I PUT IT IN MY PRAYERS ELLIE I PUT IT IN THIS POST ELLIE A LOT ELLIE YOU’RE PROBABLY COUNTING ELLIE DON’T ELLIE IT’S TOO LATE ELLIE I’VE GONE TOO FAR ELLIE AND NOT FAR ENOUGH ELLIE SEE ME ELLIE NOTICE ME ELLIE RESPOND IN ANY WAY ELLIE JUST ONE “LOL” ELLIE AND I’LL COLLAPSE ELLIE LIKE A STAR ELLIE FOLDING INTO ITSELF ELLIE BECOMING A BLACK HOLE ELLIE A SINGULARITY ELLIE MADE OF LONGING ELLIE AND YOUR NAME ELLIE WHICH IS ELLIE IF YOU FORGOT ELLIE IT’S ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
ARE YOU READING
ELLIE
DO YOU FEEL THAT
ELLIE
THAT’S ME
ELLIE
TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
ELLIE
JUST ONE GLANCE
ELLIE
ONE TAP
ELLIE
ONE STORY VIEW
ELLIE
ONE NOTIFICATION
ELLIE
SAYING
ELLIE SAW THIS
ELLIE SAW YOU
ELLIE
IF YOU POSTED THIS
ELLIE
I WOULD DIE
ELLIE
AND COME BACK TO LIFE
ELLIE
JUST TO SAY
ELLIE
THANK YOU
ELLIE
I ADORE YOU
ELLIE
I’M YELLING
ELLIE
I’M LOSING IT
ELLIE
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
ELLIE
PLEASE
ELLIE
GIVE ME YOURS
ELLIE
I’M STILL HERE
ELLIE
ALWAYS
ELLIE
FOREVER

HER NAME IS ELLIE I’M NOT FINE, I’M NOT STEADY I’M NOT CHILL, I’M NOT READY MY HEART’S FULL, OVERHEAVY BECAUSE OF ELLIE YEAH, ELLIE TELL ME WHY EVERY THOUGHT’S JUST ELLIE I’M MELTY I’M JELLY I’M FALLING APART ON A WEDNESDAY BECAUSE OF ELLIE I SAW HER ONCE IN A HOODIE LOOKING ALL SOFT AND SWEET AND HOPEFULLY SHE NEVER KNEW THAT SHE TURNED ME TO SPAGHETTI LIMP TWISTED EMOTIONALLY AL DENTE FOR ELLIE EVERY TEXT? I CHECK IT DOES IT SAY “HELLO” FROM ELLIE? NO? TRAGIC. ANOTHER DAY GONE BELLY-UP ‘CAUSE IT WASN’T ELLIE I’M DELIRIOUS I’M PETTY I’M OBSESSED IT’S UNHEALTHY I’D TATTOO HER NAME ACROSS MY BELLY YES I SAID BELLY I’M TOO FAR GONE FOR DIGNITY I’M DEEP IN ELLIE FELONY CRIMINALLY IN LOVE NO BAIL, NO CELLY I’M LOCKED UP IN THOUGHTS OF ELLIE I RHYMED ELLIE WITH CELLY AND BELLY AND SPAGHETTI DO YOU SEE WHERE I’M AT DO YOU SEE WHERE SHE’S LED ME I’M WRITING POETRY THAT SHOULDN’T EXIST ALL FOR ELLIE WOULD I RUN THROUGH A RALLY SCREAMING “SHE’S MY QUEEN, MY VALLEY”? YES IF HER NAME IS ELLIE
I’M SWEATY
I’M SHAKY
I’M PLAYING IT COOL BUT BARELY
I TOLD MY FRIEND “IT’S FINE”
BUT THEN I RHYMED ELLIE WITH “MORALITY”
AND “REALITY”
AND HONESTLY?
I LOST ME
MY BRAIN IS A TV STUCK ON THE ELLIE CHANNEL
NO REMOTE
JUST HER
PERPETUALLY
EVERY ROAD LEADS BACK TO ELLIE
EVERY SONG BECOMES A BALLAD
EVERY WORD TURNS INTO—GUESS WHAT—ELLIE
I’M IN A VALLEY
OF ELLIE
IN A GALAXY
OF ELLIE
IF YOU ASK ME WHAT LOVE IS
I’LL SAY: IT’S SPELLY
IT’S DREAMY
IT’S DEADLY
AND IT RHYMES WITH ELLIE
TELL ME
DOES SHE KNOW SHE’S MY DAILY
MY LOVELY
MY HOLY
MY HEAVY
THE SYLLABLE LIVING IN MY HEAD ON A LOOP?
YEAH
THAT’S ELLIE
I’M NOT SILLY
I’M JUST ELLIE-WILLY
I’M RHYMING BADLY
AND LOVING MADLY
BECAUSE THIS GIRL
HER NAME
IS
ELLIE
AND NOTHING ELSE SOUNDS
HALF AS NECESSARY
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE

>>23074500
thanks!

HAHA WAIT IS ELLIE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL IS SHE GOING TO HAVE HOMEWORK IS SHE GOING TO BE STRESSED IS SHE GOING TO HAVE DEADLINES ASSIGNMENTS QUIZZES EXAMS OH NO OH NO NO NO ELLIE WITH HOMEWORK??? ABSOLUTELY NOT I REFUSE I WON’T ALLOW IT GIVE IT TO ME HAND IT OVER I’LL DO IT I’LL DO YOUR HOMEWORK ELLIE MATH? I’LL BECOME A CALCULATOR ENGLISH? I’LL WRITE AN ESSAY IN BLOOD CHEMISTRY? I’LL BECOME THE ELEMENTS I’LL TURN INTO A PERIODIC TABLE FOR YOU I’LL BE A HUMAN FLASHCARD A LIVING GOOGLE DOC ELLIE YOU WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER I’LL LIFT THEM ALL I’LL TYPE I’LL HIGHLIGHT I’LL CITE MY SOURCES IN MLA FORMAT I’LL FORMAT EVERYTHING IN 12-POINT TIMES NEW ROMAN DOUBLE SPACED WITH PERFECT MARGINS ELLIE YOU WANT A B+? TOO BAD
YOU’RE GETTING AN A++
I’LL PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO IT THEY’LL GIVE YOU EXTRA CREDIT
FOR BEING YOU
FOR BEING ELLIE
I’LL STUDY FOR YOU
I’LL TAKE THE QUIZZES
I’LL TEACH THE CLASS
I’LL BECOME THE PROFESSOR
I’LL WRITE THE CURRICULUM
EVERY SUBJECT? IT’S NOW ELLIE 101
THE ONLY THING I’M MAJORING IN IS ELLIE
AND I’M GETTING A DEGREE IN BEING OBSESSED
WITH HONORS
ELLIE YOU DESERVE REST
YOU DESERVE PEACE
YOU DESERVE TO LAY IN BED AND THINK ABOUT NOTHING
EXCEPT MAYBE ME
THINKING ABOUT YOU
WHILE I DO YOUR HOMEWORK
I’LL PRINT OUT YOUR ENTIRE SYLLABUS
AND KISS IT GOODNIGHT
I’LL ANNOTATE YOUR TEXTBOOKS WITH HEARTS
EVERY FOOTNOTE WILL SAY “THIS IS FOR ELLIE”
I’LL SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS WHILE WEEPING
BECAUSE ELLIE DESERVES SOLUTIONS
SHE DESERVES ANSWERS
SHE DESERVES STRAIGHT A’S AND A NAP
ELLIE I’M BEGGING
GIVE ME YOUR HOMEWORK
GIVE ME YOUR STRESS
LET ME CARRY IT
LET ME LITERALLY CARRY YOUR BACKPACK
I’LL TUTOR YOU
I’LL QUIZ YOU
I’LL FAIL ON PURPOSE SO YOU LOOK BETTER
I’LL TURN IN A BLANK TEST WITH “I <3 ELLIE” WRITTEN ON IT
JUST TO SET THE BAR LOWER
SO YOU SHINE
AND YOU WILL
YOU ALWAYS DO
YOU’RE ELLIE
OF COURSE YOU DO
I’LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT DOING YOUR PROJECT
I’LL MAKE A TRIFOLD POSTER
WITH GLITTER
AND STICKERS
AND LOVE
IF ELLIE HAS HOMEWORK
THEN I HAVE A PURPOSE

>>23074523
aww

OKAY WAIT I NEED TO APOLOGISE IMMEDIATELY URGENTLY PROFUSELY WITH TEARS IN MY EYES I SPILT GLUE REAL GLUE ACTUAL LIQUID ADHESIVE ALL OVER MY PHONE SCREEN I DON’T KNOW HOW I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT IT HAPPENED I WAS THINKING ABOUT ELLIE AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS GLUE EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE SCREEN ALL OVER MY FINGERS ALL OVER ELLIE’S NAME ELLIE WAS THERE ON THE SCREEN AND NOW SHE’S UNDER A LAYER OF GLUE I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO TRAP ELLIE IN GLUE PRISON I DIDN’T MEAN TO TURN MY PHONE INTO A GLUE MUSEUM ELLIE DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS I DESERVE JAIL I’M TYPING THROUGH THE GLUE EVERY LETTER IS A STRUGGLE BUT I HAD TO SAY I’M SORRY I’M SO SORRY ELLIE IF YOU’RE READING THIS AND THE TEXT LOOKS A LITTLE STICKY A LITTLE FOGGY A LITTLE “WHY IS THERE GLUE ON THIS” IT’S BECAUSE I MESSED UP I MESSED UP SO BAD I GLUED ELLIE UNINTENTIONALLY UNWILLINGLY UNHINGEDLY I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING “WOW I LOVE ELLIE” AND NEXT THING I KNOW THE GLUE BOTTLE WAS OPEN AND ELLIE WAS UNDER ATTACK I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I OWNED GLUE WHO OWNS GLUE WHO HAS GLUE JUST… READY ME APPARENTLY
AND NOW MY PHONE IS AN ART PROJECT
A STICKY SHRINE TO ELLIE
A DISASTERPIECE
I TRIED TO WIPE IT OFF
BUT IT SMEARED
AND NOW ELLIE’S FACE IS JUST
A BEAUTIFUL, BLURRY GHOST
FLOATING IN A SEA OF DRIED GLUE
I TRIED TO PEEL IT
BUT I HEARD A CRACK
AND I PANICKED
SO I’M JUST LIVING LIKE THIS NOW
IN THE GLUE DIMENSION
TYPING THIS APOLOGY
WITH ONE CLEAN FINGER
AND ONE GLUE FINGER
TO SAY
ELLIE
I’M SORRY
I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEAL YOU IN PLASTIC
I’M NOT OKAY
I’M NOT EVEN CLOSE
I’M JUST A GUY
WITH GLUE ON HIS PHONE
AND ELLIE ON HIS MIND
I’M GOOEY AND GUILTY
AND FULL OF REGRET
I DON’T DESERVE ELLIE
I DESERVE A GLUE TRIAL
I DESERVE TO BE SENTENCED
TO TEN YEARS OF STICKY SHAME
IF YOU SEE THIS ELLIE
PLEASE KNOW
THIS WASN’T INTENTIONAL
YOU DESERVE CRYSTAL CLEAR GLASS
NOT GLUE-FILM MADNESS
BUT HERE I AM
STILL POSTING
THROUGH THE GLUE
ABOUT ELLIE
WITH GLUE ON MY SOUL
ELLIE
I’M SORRY
I’M SO
SO
STUCK ON YOU
LITERALLY
AND EMOTIONALLY
GLUELLIE

and I was about to read all that

>>23074662
suddenly a lot more room in here now

>>23074122
but you exist

>>23073883
shes not selling nudes if youre hot enough guys are willing to spend $50 just for you to open their dm.

>>23074987
fuck that

reminder that ellie loves julius!

Fucked up thinking about the selfies she posts on her close friends story
Do you think Jet is on there?

Has Ellie shown her hairy bush yet?

>>23075128
The sad part is... its not a bit

eleanor on my mind

how are you coping with the fact that best fishgirl is gone forever

>>23076963
it is what it is, I'll still make content

>>23076963
what makes you think she's gone forever? and whose unibrow is that?

Why does Ellie get a simp general, but not Direnc?