SMACKTIVISTS ROLL CALL edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- TJ is the joker now!
-- Angelina was NONTENT on Primestein!
-- She said Jet wants to turn Fishtank into a STREAMER HOUSE, which is apparently not what it already is!
-- Nina is doing Ice Poseidon's "Scavenger Hunt" this weekend!
-- Binx's FAGGOT fans are hyperventilating because she threatened to sit on Chad TJ's lap!
-- Freddy threatened to RAPE Angelina, so she's refusing to appear in his music video now! He was also "kissing his friend," who may have been Betty, or maybe it was a guy!
-- Angelina has STOLEN the title of Ugliest Fishtank Contestant (UFC) from the long-reigning champion, Tayleigh Pendleton!
-- Today is Alex B's birthday. He is now 100 years old. He doesn't look a day over 95!
-- John said Jet threatened to "blackball" Estanque if they brought John to El Salvador. What a fucking FAGGOT!

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23072080

Smol Binky.

Whenever someone does a whole big news section it's always such coal.

>>23072818 (OP)
Based OP

>>23072818 (OP)
Smaack mi amor

Hapas are the best

Lily stream

Update?

>>23072859
Real recognizes real.

>>23072858
Currently pondering his next W.

>>23072855
Flips do not count as "hapas"

>Freddy threatened to RAPE Angelina, so she's refusing to appear in his music video now! He was also "kissing his friend," who may have been Betty, or maybe it was a guy!
DRINK TILL IM SIDEWAYS

>>23072863
Yes they are

why does director want me 2 care abt this conversation between Binx and Roberto

>>23072870
No they're not, hapas are East Asian, not seamonkeys

>>23072874
Cope

Binx is so cringe, give TJ the W already

>>23072875
Angelina is ugly and nontent

>>23072871
True, it should always be on TJ, and you should be forced to switch if you want to watch something else.

That was something else lol.

Trole hours

Effortless TJ W

>>23072877
GOAT

<3

>>23072884
>>23072885
Jeff was objectively the best thats lame as fuck

Christ is Kang

>>23072772
Fax

>>23072884
>>23072885
he never loses

>>23072887
fully insane that this is a real image

>>23072897
you'd never put tj and binx spooning on the bingo card

>>23072897
Last 24hrs have been wild.

The beautiful Ariel

>>23072901
I can't imagine hanging out with Betty this much. The pussy can not be good enough to be around that crack zombie for this long.

>>23072901
>>23072865
>>23072905

>Jet should have made the call, then season for 4 woulda been saved.

>>23072905
>The pussy can not be good enough

>>23072901
They both look miserable on stream rn.

so will this whole tj thing hurt binx's streaming career or nah?

>>23072901
beautiful junkie couple

>>23072909
this is disgusting and kind of funny

/ftl/ is an ace space

also binx already laughed at tj when he tried to put his arm around her on the bed
he should give up and become ace

>>23072901
Betty and Freddy Vibes

lockdown on the taytriot front

>>23072911
as long as she stays friends, she will have Ws. The curse of Death and destruction can only be canceled out by TJ's luck demon, only then can one begin the path of love and life.

>>23072916
Was your brother ace?

>>23072911
No. She'll lose a few here and there for the next several months before it becomes unsustainable. If she spit at them, some of those goobers wouldn't leave.

>>23072917
kek

>>23072905
good pussy can make men do goofy shit man

>>23072911
No, her simps are always crashing out over anything and everything so this isn't going to effect anything.

>>23072921
No he had oneitis I think

>>23072908
People said it in S3 and S4 all they need to do is throw TJ into the mix and things just happen naturally. Love him or hate him Teej enhances everything.

give us an ocean man tj

>>23072929
TJ should've been considered 4 season 4 instead of fucking burt and dave

>>23072923
They look so fucked up

>>23072933
True

>>23072933
> burt and dave
Even though I hate him, I get why they were going to bring on Burt but who the hell asked for Dave?

TJ is legitimately awful. His autist brain is just a hamster on a wheel. Negative content.

>>23072923
I'm guessing this is a let's share drugs and fuck type of relationship they have going

>>23072933
TJ is still owed a production job like Josie if season 5 happens

>>23072939
Hi AB, have you hit the scales lately, you must have plenty of water weight!

>>23072941
i got the impression that they’re waiting for marriage

TJ seethers need their own containment thread

>>23072923
what a bizarre outcome haha. i kind of love

>>23072936
you wouldn't smash? don't lie Jin if this was in your DMs being flirty you'd be simping haha you need to become strong willed and asexual like me haha

>>23072938
>but who the hell asked for Dave?
probably because he's one of the last remaining pieces of bitchtank that hasn't exposed the wiggers, im sure in a perfect world where if jet taking advantage of claire and having sex with Abby didn't come out they would've been considered for freeloaders instead of dave

jacob sexpest powenvy bitchtank makes music now
https://open.spotify.com/album/6vL5FOLCNcgUkMu6nHt7nd

>>23072950
>it's real
just make powtank 2 bro ::skull::

>>23072939
Fax
>>23072950
Terrible news
Jacob should become asexual

>>23072949
the real answer is they were able to leave dave in a room and have him farm a retarded amount of money. same reason burt would come back

Lilly Reyes is a good person

>>23072947
they both share the same amount of brain cells so it's a good match overall I think I just think it's too bad they're not asexual

>>23072939
Rude.

Wholesome cat thread on /tv/ rn

fowgive and fowget

Oops I posted a normal video of someone under the age of 18 with clothes on that makes me a pedophile rapist cannibal now AAAHHHHH FORGIVE ME SAM HYDE AAAHHHH MARKY WAS AN AI UHHH AND UMMM JET IS ACTUALLY REALLY SMART AND ATTRACTIVE AAAHHHH !!!

>>23072978
Who is he talking to? Jet? Blue? Josie?

>>23072978
he never holds a 'gorge'

>>23072919
post more screenshots i dont want to go in there i think id die of cringe

>>23072957
Lotta folks are saying this

>>23072981
Simmons

>>23072923
this is a disaster waiting to happen

>>23072929
I was that person, all Jet needed was luck.

>>23072990
it's better to not be on main seasons

Letting Betty back on the site was their subtle sign of telling ppl "this shit is over"

>>23072936
Cut her some slack it's 3 am there. That's the time everyone should be nice and cozy in their respective beds.

>>23072997
it's a bad omen

Watermellie

>>23072998
For some reason i was scared she was going to bend over and take a shit. Got scared almost couldnt finish this.

>>23073003
evilomens if you will

They keep negging each other...

i know that she tends to be lazy but i'm still little surprised that josie and tj haven't collabed or any of the fish from season 2-4 yet

It’s kinda crazy how TJ is the heart and soul of everything he’s involved in. Starting to think he’s not actually human and a legit angel sent down to watch over us. No matter what happens to him he always embraces love and life.

>>23073009
>Josie collab
Tj is kind of like the average /ftl/ anon
He is disgusted by girls that have had sex with Jet Goodson

>>23073010
alright chill this is getting weird and gay now

>>23073010
Do you think he likes being pegged?

>>23073015
Nothing gay about angels anon.

They're all extremely drunk besides Binx of course.

>>23073143
I forgot that she never drinks and smoke despite being a "rave girl"
lol?

>>23073009
It's the opposite of lazy to stream by yourself without relying on others

>>23073225
When the fug was this

>>23073143
It's a good cast.

tj got ants in his pants

>>23073006
I decided not to retaliate against the trannies with scat spam it would have been too gross the vaginoplasties were bad enough

>>23073225
Jc fully filtered and touched up in this image is hilarious fucking gook

>>23073227
I forget you'll have to ask Norway he's the JC expert

I'm guessing sometime around March 2024 maybe

>>23073238
>Fisthank

>TJ helping Jeff around and stop him from falling because he's so incredibly drunk
Oh lol.
>>23073238
Those white people are actually trying to keel heem.

>>23073242

>binx turning everyone into clowns
>they don't realize that's just her daily makeup routine

>>23073010
he embraces being a spineless loser and so do you

>>23073259
kek

TJ got raped....again.

>>23072818 (OP)
I always like reading these news qrds

>>23073284
The tickle monster got TJ again.

this is a good woman

Breaking News: TJ won again.

He was clever to spin that little guess the animal game they were playing earlier into it.

she's all dressed up and playing music just for me

Binky got bodied by the pepper.

>>23073325
cute butt

>>23073327

I can save both of them

I'm heading to bed, have a kino shot on my way out.

I just hope that ellie is having a wonderful day

>>23073329
Imagine if it was Josh and Fenix vs TJ and Binx. Would be a kino alternate reality battle.

The Yellow Rose of Florida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsW8fy4kS8U

What is the best ritualpost? I used to post Tayleigh is POOP in every thread

But I'm tired of >>23073331 already

>>23073337
the best ritual post is KAW

>>23073340
You killed the thread.

Are they playing the soundtrack from risky business? Nice.

>>23072924
e-whore's name?

Barry white now lol

>>23072908
true but jet is a faggot who wanted his "full reset". just like "enhancing the culture", the fat bald faggot and his grand ideas really saved the show huh. look where it ended up.

>>23072929
he is a good vehicle for content. a main character, if you will.

Yoooo based Roberto.

I think it is safe to say they are vibing.

This is so good.

>>23073465
Who is making those moaning sounds? Lol

>>23072987
Her sister was really cool too

>This is Bongzarippa, this is my final night on this planet
lmao

>>23073474
The sfx lol

Anything of note happen in the last 5 hours I was asleep other than tj saying uuhhhh uh and binx giggling?

>>23073483
LMAO

>>23067260
what do ppl even do in threads like this?

WE HAVE ARM OVER SHOULDER

Tardzan rizz masterclass right now

Fishtank was invented so that TJ and Binx would end up together, it was destiny.

Were they told to talk like this?

>>23073481
The short one with the glasses? Yeah, I guess she's alright

Arm finally accepted after 24 hours
>caves can be romantic
>i think anywhere would be romantic with you
>I feel like I’ve loved you my whole life

This is so wonderfully awkward lol.

>I played a video game called Fallout Las Vegas

>>23073382
I forget
Some girl that was supposed to be in season 3

>>23073518
They're both short with glasses

The last time a girl touched me like this was a long time ago and it’s never happening again. Not like this. Oh well. At least it happened more than once

Bro is like a monkey.

>>23073500
shitpost I guess

Tj is a virgin
He'll find a way to fuck this up just you wait

>>23073537
Start the TJseether containment thread

Benleaks it’s time for the final fake Claire tts where you give beej your blessing

Teej hand on binx thigh

Brooooooo

>>23073545
Good luck TJ. We're all counting on you. No pressure.

>>23073545
binx hymen status ?

It's so over........

Wait hold up, she's back...

her brother is free!

>>23073558
Binx simps literally tts’d their consent and said they’re loving it.

how many contestants left in spictank?

>>23073574
Only Fenix and Jeff.

>>23073574
Fenix has won it is just today and tomorrow they will probably just milk tts with TJ and Binx and throw a party for the finale or something.

>>23073527
I meant the shorter one

>>23072859
sometimes you gotta talk to the realest nigga you know

is ellie grounded again for going on the whatever podcast?

Binx brought up to Fenix again it was the first time she saw Tj in the s2 episodes they showed them in s3 that she was attracted

man

HAHA DID YOU KNOW I LIKE ELLIE I THINK ABOUT ELLIE ALL DAY I TALK ABOUT ELLIE IN MY SLEEP ELLIE IS ON MY MIND NONSTOP EVERY SECOND IS ELLIE O’CLOCK I WOKE UP THINKING ABOUT ELLIE I DREAMT ABOUT ELLIE LAST NIGHT I LOVE ELLIE SO MUCH IT’S UNREAL SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK ON ME IT’S THE ELLIE EFFECT
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
I MENTIONED ELLIE AGAIN DIDN’T I
I CAN’T GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT SAYING ELLIE
OH NO I’M TALKING ABOUT ELLIE AGAIN
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ELLIE
I KEEP BRINGING UP ELLIE IN CONVERSATIONS
MY WHOLE PERSONALITY IS ELLIE NOW
I POSTED ABOUT ELLIE AGAIN
PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ELLIE SEE MY POST
ELLIE LOOK AT MY POST PLEASE
IT’S ABOUT YOU ELLIE IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT YOU
I’M YELLING INTERNALLY ABOUT ELLIE
I’M YELLING EXTERNALLY ABOUT ELLIE
MY HEART GOES ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
IF I DON’T TALK ABOUT ELLIE I WILL COMBUST
I AM ELLIE POWERED
I HAVE ASCENDED TO A NEW ELLIE PLANE
EVERYTHING IS ELLIE
MY POST IS ELLIECORE
ELLIE YOU HAUNT MY EVERY THOUGHT
DID I MENTION I ADORE ELLIE
OH NO HERE COMES ANOTHER ELLIE POST
I’M IN LOVE WITH SAYING ELLIE
I SAID ELLIE 37 TIMES TODAY
WAIT LET ME SAY IT AGAIN
ELLIE
ELLIE
ELLIE
DID YOU HEAR THAT
THAT WAS ME SAYING ELLIE
MY BRAIN IS JUST SPARKS AND ELLIE
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT’S FOR ELLIE
I THINK I’VE GONE FULL ELLIE
PLEASE ELLIE JUST LOOK AT WHAT I POSTED
I’M LOSING IT OVER HERE
ELLIE LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK
THIS ISN’T A CRUSH THIS IS A COLLAPSE
ELLIE LOOK BEFORE I EXPLODE
HAHA THIS IS NORMAL RIGHT
JUST ME BEING TOTALLY CALM ABOUT ELLIE
DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED OR ANYTHING
HAHAHA
ELLIE

Fenix is shipping binx with tj lmao

Ellie went viral

>>23073616
I'll never understand niggas that watch tribute videos. Why jack off to another nigga jacking off to a girl? I don't get it.

>>23073621
it's big in the closeted gay community. i think it's a coping mechanism or a way to explore their sexual identity safely

>>23073616
shoutout to tribute anon for giving ellie the exposure her simps couldnt manage, hilariously pathetic

Anyone got a clip of Binx and TJ leaving confessional together at the end of the date? I need to either confirm or deny a schizo theory

tjbinx ended up being a money maker

has BJ fucked yet?

What Linux distro do you guys think she uses?

>>23073647
arch or gentoo

>>23073647
Ubuntu, unfortunately

Did she sit her bare ass on his lap?

No way this is real

It would be funny if Binx could turn TJ into a sleazy Miami guy Kick streamer

I gotta take some zinc supplements and built up a huge load for the cum queens for a new tribute video

My testicles briefly spasm in anticipation of a total sperm semen release on Ellies beautiful little face

>>23073655
Grok is this real

>>23073657

fuck yeah new cryocock drop lets go

>>23073657
Hey cryo. Longtime cherisher. First time poster. How many bodies are buried on cryo island (that you know about)?

Reddit = gay niggas

https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1mkb5s9/how_does_tj_unironically_look_more_beautiful_than/

>>23073643
No but binx basically told Fenix she’s in love with tj for real and felt it since she saw him through that video she saw on s3, but tried to cover her simp milking ass right before going into the shower and said something like, this is just a show guys bongzrippa don’t kill your self

>>23073664
I mean there is a cemetery on the island sooo lmao at least 50?

Cryogod ends Elliesimping once and for all with his erect pulsating pecker paying tribute, she finally deactivates in shame and goes the way of Kwableigh

>>23073667
good shit
based binx will finally make a man out of toyboy tj

>>23073656
she'd have to fix his social retardation to do that, so that would be a positive

was about to post something funny, but why bother? youre all just a bunch of boring shitheads

>>23073685
rude

kek TJ is such a creep lingering like that

>>23073689
Just woke up and seen no binx in his bed LMAO

Binx was in the shower for like an 45 minutes. Came out with a towel wrapped around her to try to find something in her luggage didn’t look like she found anything then went back in and went back in for another minutes. And rummaging through her stuff again. What could this abuela possibly be doing this long to make herself TJ ready?

>>23073692
She was in the bathroom. She might go there now.

Lately I’ve been thinking about how much Jet overreacted and got booty hurt over Jin. We know by now Jin would’ve stopped mentioning 4chan and r9k immediately if Jet just took him in the basement as soon as it was mentioned. Shit even Jet could’ve had a 1 on 1 talk with Jin about his past and how he’s a changed man because of fishtank and sam and the audience would’ve ate it up. I’m telling yall this man is legit retarded and doesn’t think ever just sabotages

>>23073695
probably waiting for him to fall asleep so he doesn't make any awkward moves

>>23073685
good man, anything other than low quality shitposts here is unethical

>>23073699
Has TJ slept at all or he’s been up since last night

idk how people goon to her but i think shes cute

Now she’s chatting with Fenix in Spanish. Bilingual bros help

>>23073698
its become abundantly clear that jet actually has BPD

SPPPZZMSPPZZZ SPZZ RIGHT IN THE FACE

WHISPER TAX HAHAHAH we are so back

>>23073652
I’m taking the lack of response as a no.
>>23073701
I didn’t see it but someone said he took like a 30 minute nap.

>>23073698
Jet has probably been lurking /ftl/ the last 6 months and seen how much shit we talk about all the know details of his life and contestants he’s fucked. He became furious and defeated he can’t control the narrative

>>23073698

>>23073714
>hard to explain
smarks vs marks, what's hard about that?

>>23073702
idk either
They should become asexual

This hoe i stg

We bullied Jet into quitting & disappearing. Canelo was the final straw and now Cowboy is on the lookout

Oh shit ahhh hell nah binx and Fenix are finger blasting right in the living room
Abuela just can’t keep her hands to herself

>>23073725
wow

is she single

>>23073604
i really appreciate everyone just ignoring this

we've grown as a community

i onwy twied the hand

>>23073725
babe

>>23073730
She's never even made eye contact with a man.

>>23073733
My lolcow

>>23073734
are there any clips of her skating?

>>23073718
i don't like this bit kLaus

With Cleej out of the question, we need to make Cole and Claire a reality

>>23073742
cole definitely thinks he's too good for her

>>23073743
and he’s right

Aryeh update

>>23073744
they're perfectly looksmatched and both fucked in the head

>>23073725
>tattoo

Disgusting

>>23073750
its fake

>>23073749
cole is just an insecure autist/blacked enjoyer that’s nowhere as bad as claire

new angie gofile yet?

ARE YOU PLAYING A CHARACTER

>>23073756
how is claire any different than this?

>>23073742
He is going to do things to Claudia that have never been done before.

>>23073742
I think Cole wants summyclaire as a package deal.

>>23073763
cheating on claire with summer would be so peak

scu' me !!

>>23073763
>>23073766
angie effortlessly mogs summer

>>23073775
angie has an extremely annoying face

>>23073781

Anyways Claire has obviously back with Isaac for awhile. Good bless that fucked up cucked up codependent arrangement.

>>23073763
I think that people should remember that Summer has incurable warts all over her pussy, which also pushed out aborted black babies. I dont know how anyone could even contemplate touching that disgusting jew.

The fall of Jet Neptune will be studied for decades to come

Anyways Claire has obviously been back with Isaac for awhile. God bless that fucked up cucked up codependent arrangement

>>23073799
how is it obvious

>>23073758
She hasn't posted anything new in a bit

>>23073799
if that's true he really is a shoot cuck
claire W isaac massive L

We want Fishtank dodododododod we want Fishtank dodododododdodod we want Fishtank dodddodooododod
I love Fishtank!!!! And Jet Neptune!!!! I love Jet!!!! My sweet chuddy entertainer!!

>>23073802
One of her live streams a while ago she got up to let in a guy so i would assume it is Isaac.

I’m honestly prepared mentally for the chance of having future cuckold situations in a relationship. It’s not that big of a deal. It happens a lot. It’s not the end of the world

>>23073824
Isaac it's not too late to leave man

>>23073821
lol what is wrong with that man

this entire thread

>>23073842
God knows he must love humiliation.

Sam's a hack but I will grant he is good at pushing people's buttons.
Jet is sleazy egotistical fuckhead but not a lost soul.
Too many mother fuckers with hate in their heart, we're on this rock once.

>>23073821
Isaac doesnt even have keys to his own house

>>23073850
very symbolic

>>23073852
Double entendre btw