There are constantly spiders, earwigs, and these little shits crawling around my house, my house isn't even dirty, and yet these bastards are everywhere. I'm tired of having to vacuum them up. Any solutions to get rid of bugs? Is this a regional problem?

>>23089509 (OP)
nigger remove any possible food sources and fix any possible water leaks that are drawing them to your property then work your way out from the home and maintain the landscape and lay down poison at the base of your house and windows
if youre in nigger section 8 housing you got bigger parasites to deal with

>>23089509 (OP)
buy a dehumidifier machine. no matter how much you clean those fuckers bask in humidity. it's a humidity problem. do you have fungus on your ceiling? does your closet stink? if yes I might be onto something.

>>23089509 (OP)
Post pics of your filthy hovel please.

>>23089509 (OP)
I heard window nets are good

>>23089511
This. Moisture is their preferred environment

>>23089509 (OP)

I stepped on one of mine a couple of weeks ago... feels bad, man. They can live for like 8 years. I hope its mate finds someone else.

>>23089509 (OP)
Poison around the outside and inside at least every 9 months or according to instruction on the poison product. The bugs will always get in somehow but they will at least die because they love to crawl on the edges of walls.

>>23089509 (OP)
>solutions to get rid of bugs?
Kill it with fire.

Introduce spiders to eat them. I have a silent contract with the arachnids in my house. Spiders kill little nigger bugs that break into your home. I also like to pretend they're cute spider girls and cum on their webs sometimes.

>>23089509 (OP)
Ive never seen one. I was going to suggest your wet but someone has already

>>23089515
>Polo match

More like a pooloo match

The Jew fears the silverfish.

>>23089519
Delete this shit satan

>>23089509 (OP)
clean your room

>>23089509 (OP)
>Being afraid of spiders and silverfish
Are you a woman?

>>23089509 (OP)
Those are the ones that feed on the real bugs trying to invade your house. ICE of the insect kingdom if you will.

>>23089519
I'll leave spiders alone if they're out of the way but if they're just on my shit they have to respawn at main (i.e. I put them in a cup and bring them outside)

>>23089509 (OP)
OP you need to break the spawner with a pickaxe, then you can put the eyes in the empty portal frames and fight the ender dragon.
Hope this helps.

>>23089509 (OP)
diamotaecious(spelled wrong) earth and borax. The diamatoceous(whatever) is spread by a legally required tool, like a spray bottle.

>>23089509 (OP)
Simple solution, buy some diatomaceous earth and dispense a small amount to places you would expect them to crawl.

If they get inside your ear it's fucking over. This literally happened to a kid in middle school he had to go to the ER and everything

>>23089509 (OP)
>just crawling on me
I've got news for you anon.

>>23089509 (OP)
Those are silverfish. They infest, but usually not as deeply as roaches do. But yeah, they aren't welcome.
They love moisture and water, so they like to hang around bathrooms and kitchens, but you can find them anywhere.

>>23089509 (OP)
can't you get an exterminator? they like spray shit around the perimeter of your house and it's good for years.

>>23089526
We have super-ICE here, and they are bros. They sit on your wall and eat all the bugs. They don't attack you and they disappear on their own when they're done.

>>23089511
This is the solution. However, dehumidifiers are loud, produce heat, and consume as much electricity as an ac.

>>23089509 (OP)
you need more of those long bugs the house centipedes

I saw a little red lizard thing the size of my finger in my house, the fuck are those.

>>23089529
>diamotaecious(spelled wrong) earth
Yeah just don't breathe that stuff ever if you value your lungs.

>>23089523
>Konichwa, human-sama, I have successfully killed 100 filthy brown insects for you today, but there's something I'm craving that I can't catch in a web.
>What are you waiting for human? Are you afraid you'll have to take responsibility for your hundreds and hundreds of halfing daughters emerging from the crevices of your home?
>That's it, boy, get it out for me. Mmmm, yeah. Don't those hairs feel good?

>>23089509 (OP)
>be yesterday
>pretty big jumping spider is in my room
>figure he's gonna starve if he stays here, so I better let him back outside
>he's very cooperative and seems to actually understand what I'm trying to do
>even looks right at me
I love jumpers so much it's unreal

>>23089509 (OP)
they are impossible to get rid of especially if you arent a goyslop zoomertard because the fuckers love books and if you own books they are all in that shit

>>23089509 (OP)
Use essential oils
Orange oil dissolves the exoskeleton
Cedar and peppermint repels

>>23089527
based spider relocator i do that too

>>23089541
Jumping spiders are cute. I never kill those ones.

>>23089516
> I hope its mate finds someone else.
Lol, you thought too far ahead.

>>23089509 (OP)
>these little shits crawling around my house,
Stop using
https://youtu.be/3L5BvEvnz7k?t=7

>>23089509 (OP)
>House isnt dirty
>Bugs everywhere

>>23089545
I don't kill any spoods, except one being dragged around by a parasitoid wasp that I mercy killed last week.

>>23089519
>>23089523
>>23089540
White poeple conversations are something else

What's with the silverfish threads all day

>>23089527
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>>23089544
House spiders are unintentionally domesticated spiders. They die if you put them out.

>>23089509 (OP)
>Silverfish = put a little bleach and water in a spray bottle and spray it around your shower after every shower
>Ants = Amdro Outdoor Ant Killer. Just get the outdoor traps and place 3 outdoors and 3 indoors
>Another ant fix = mix 1/2 cup of borax and 1/2 cup of sugar in a pot of water and boil it down to a slime and place it around the house, works great and kills flies and boxelder bugs
>Spiders = leave them alone they’re your friends and never kill a wolf spider because they kill black widows and brown recluse spiders
>Fleas = super secret technique but you spray DEET bug spray all around the perimeter of a room and then you leave the vacuum running in the middle of the room for 20 minutes and repeat. The fleas flee the walls and are attracted to the vibration of the vacuum. Learned this from an exterminator.

>>23089509 (OP)
>Any solutions to get rid of bugs

Stop eating sugar and bread.
Use sewer filters.

>>23089541
look at her pretty eyelashes, don't you think she is cute? I think so very much.

I have a couple jumping spiders I brought inside, they kill everything including other spiders then wait to go out through the door. Jumping spiders are basically tame, they know you're a person and you can get them to land on you. Apparently they have potent venom but in my experience they never bite. They just hang out and kill all the bugs in your house. Then ask to be let out, like a cat almost.

>>23089509 (OP)
how old is your home?

anything pre-1950 you should probably just move, too many cracks and such for them to get in

If you live in a “garden level” god help you.

>>23089509 (OP)
silver fish, buy some diatomaceous earth, sprinkle it around where you see them. behind appliances, under sinks. anywhere that has food sources for them like cardboard boxes, paper, other fibers like that. it's a natural mineral that has microscopic blades or something that fucks up insect's ability to grow their exoskeletons. non toxic, safe, but dont breath it in.

>>23089552
I will vouch for keeping the spiders EXCEPT wolf spiders

They will bite you

Little jumpers will bite but you can intimidate them and get respect sometimes, through little taps of justice probably

>>23089535
I’d be okay but my wife knows how to use my shotgun and that thing would get buckshot

At least you don't have these fuckers slithering out of your toilet and sinks.

Fuck these fucks!

>>23089558
I use Paper of Armenia to keep them away.

>>23089509 (OP)
diatomaceous earth in every crack you can find in your place, under the baseboards, doorways etc. Also dont kill your spiders. They fuckers love paper and moisture

>>23089509 (OP)

I just sprayed corners and junctions, a floor with a special spray that's not harmful for people, but kills insects and they were gone.

Liquid enters into their body through contact, even if it's dried.

I saw their corpses. After several times they stopped appearing in my bathroom.

Fuck them.

Total woodlouse death.

>>23089521
kek

>>23089555
>Onii-chan, you think I'm cute?

>>23089534
Why would you invite some sick fuck into your house to spray his shit all over the place

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>>23089545
ehehe

>>23089532
this is true and I've learned to command my minions like some kind of divine entity and can make them produce T for me to boost my gains. soon I shall teach them how to build new body parts for me and then I'll transcend this limited human form

>>23089511
the variant in the OP picture doesn't really care about that, that's the silver variant which is easy to get rid of

the variant in the OP picture is basically impossible to get rid of if you live in a house, in an apartment you can call an exterminator and then do some extreme sealing of cracks but that may or may not solve the issue, they basically live forever and survive on paper