Clairelei edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Sam Hyde and Nick Fuentes linked up
-- Kalei and Claire linked up
-- Jon is a father

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23088968

reminder

=/ish/ SCAVENGER HUNT UPDATE REMINDER=
>>23090433

>>23090480 (OP)
>>Watch here:
>https://elestanque.live/live

Everyone should be banned from starting threads other than me

>>23090491
it stays forever

reminder that asians are makeup sorceresses ellie is BEAT

TJ Binx update?

?????

reminder you're all faggots

are there any new angie pix im so bored

reminder: you're all beautiful, interesting, clever and loved

>>23090480 (OP)
>Clairelei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7tcFKakZTA

>>23090502
hi claire

>>23090501
I have a mole inside Spinquest and proof that Taylor has been scamming her male fans for money using rigged scam online casinos. I am working on building a ridiculous case just because I have a lot of money and hate her and she won't be able to defend herself. She just signed on the first thing that would give her booze and drug money. It might take a year just to get the ball rolling but it's gonna be fun.
By the way, this post is a work of fiction and in no way is indicative of my litigious activities, past present and future.

>>23090498

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754897639328492.mp4

it feels grim lately

Why do simps choose to be simps??

>>23090522
thats for the best

>>23090520
sounds like the classic cs:go lotto scam, good looks bruv.

>>23090520
>hating Taylor
Gay guy alert

goodnight dickheads

>>23090544
>believing Taylor
simp alert

>>23090544
Fuck gambling and fuck Taylor and fuck you

>>23090546
Very good Scott, he seems to be a well of reaction pics and gifs

>go to sleep
>wake up
>podcast is still going on
LMAO

>>23090507
do one with rachel as hate bait, because ellie doesnt care

https://kick.com/lettyvision

pretty fun stuff happening in austin tonight!

>>23090567
lol Ellie missing first day of school to go on hoe podcast

>>23090567
called out on her grift, wouldn't commit

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754899108792499.mp4

>go to sleep
>wake up
>suck my own dick

>>23090574
you're a really weird guy

>>23090574
>called out on her grift, wouldn't commit
this was expected

>>23090582
how? scavenger hunt has been dead for a while, I clip her mishaps and moments that feed the narrative we already know

>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to sleep

>>23090574
Brian is doing the same exact thing he’s calling out Ellie for. He keeps making these subtle nods to let us know he’s concealing his power level.

my future wife betty is me an to me an i have taken lot of meds toniggt and ill bother all of you troons here until she unvlocks me and gives me head as an apology

>>23090589
you've been at it for 6 hours now

>>23090594
Why doesn’t she just give you head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtOpG4cdco

>>23090584
I would sniff her seat.

>>23090589
sorry, it's actually been 11 hours. you're a really spooky guy

>>23090480 (OP)
why is my girl kalei associating with this dog faced cunt

>>23090595
>>23090603
nigga Im doing other shit, I have it muted on another monitor just rewind to see if she answers anything. you act like I dominate the thread with it, 12 and 8 posts last threads about different things, relax

>the american fears the irish 4channer

>>23090607
J***** taught me that the Irish are vermin god rest his soul

Where was the 24th RFID?

>>23090606
you need to fix yourself. you keep spending every waking moment on 4chan obsessing over teenagers like this and you're gonna snap eventually. tell mom you need help before it gets too bad. please

>>23090624
europe ain't sending their best

>>23090624
>you need to fix yourself
sure that goes without saying, but I'm a fan of everything /ftl/ related. it could be worse, see namefags or simps who pretend and say they dont care when they obviously do

I just hope that ellie is having a wonderful day

>lubecoochers still mad that a girl dared to dump their self insert
lmaooo

>>23090574
Brian has seen the cum tribs l0000000l

>scottyrockers still mad that a girl dared to divorce their self insert
lmaooo

This gook bitch is listening to 2016 talking points on a gay podcast at almost 2am the night before the first day of school.

WE NEED TO BE FUCKING KILLING OURSELVES

>>23090614
on some sewer/sprinkler gate next to a parking lot. letty scanned it early enough

good morning frens :) hope you enjoyed the podcast and the threads pertaining to it :)

>we are almost halfway through the podcast introduction

>>23090672
No way she’s making it to school in time, the grift comes before school

>>23090667
is this another podcast where 2 retarded guys and a choir of even more retarded bimbos bicker about nothing?

NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!

>it is still on

LMAO

https://x.com/grok/status/1954629137634914728

Ellie is too old to go to school she needs to stay home and get fucked by me

>missing your first day of school for the Whatever podcast

Has Eleanor had her first kiss yet?

looks like you brought her into the spotlight, and now shes disgusted to be associated with you freaks
did you see how she recoiled in horror when 4chan was mentioned?
lol

will she at least post a meme before bed?

>>23090727
but thats what you are supposed to do, i always do that

Hello darkness my old friend

whatever podcast would go platinum in gitmo and abu ghraib

>>23090727
Babyfag knows it's gay to talk about 4chan outside of 4chan.

>>23090735
Babyfag can't get past the captcha

>>23090739
baba goo goo

>>23090735
does the hiding your power level playbook involve posting your tributes and nazi symbols for all your friends and family to see?

>>23090740
Binx's cultural impact is unmatched

>emiru faggot is a new faggot
Of course you are i bet you talk in memes irl

me and who

>>23090748
which one is you?

>>23090750
switch

any ellie news

>>23090753

>>23090696
yea sometimes some of the girls say really dumb shit and the clips go viral it's pretty good advertising if you're starting an onlyfans or e girl streaming channel

ellie seemed to only really have fun on there when she could read shitposts from twitter or tts.

>>23090755
dubs bestatigen

>>23090753
an irish guy watched her podcast appearance and clipped anything relevant (it's all things she already said months ago on fishtank)

>>23090759
pretty sure the Irish "guy" is a tranny

ellie should just do a live 4chan stream

where she shitposts in different threads

easy, fun and interactive

Apes-A-Poppin'

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt798hSK

what the hell is going on in here

What happened to Nina?

>>23090772
Leaks is posting his zesty porn collection

Is Wyatt really dead?

https://x.com/voidXway/status/1954845474084536576

Ellie mogged another panel

>>23090778
very on brand memorial to use if so

luke should do more collabs with smosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eatt7iSlUNk&ab_channel=Smosh

>>23090778
why couldn't it be jet

>>23090778
who?

i cant fucking believe you hylics are watching an 8 hour slopcast AGAIN
i cant handle it
you fucks are giving me a fucking existential crisis

posting gay porn is my new schtick til the end of time. worst batch of fans to date.

>hylics

filter brit flags or see gay porn in every thread.
>nooo le hashes
new ones every time
>nooo ill just filter you
enjoy your gay porn then
i'm going scorched earth on you motherfuckers

>>23090761
me and taji very shortly

>>23090796
what ur problem bruv

>>23090800
these fucking NIGGERS THATS MY PROBLEM

>>23090751
goals

hehe just kidding i can't be arsed have a good day :)

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt7AEcOu
>>23090796
why is benleaks like this
he needs to become asexual

>>23090804
You too :D

>>23090805
nobody uses communities.win, stop forcing it

I can't get over how cute Binx looks here
TJ is going to regret fumbling this for the rest of his life he's so felted rn it's tuff b
>>23090804
ty yt :)

>>23090761
>en garde!
lawl

>>23090798

>Jet we have a problem, not even Rachel is streaming herself sleeping, its totally dead.

>>23090817
theres still 400 people on the site
not bad considering theres no cameras on

white burt just dropped
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1mmq411/white_burt_just_dropped/

>>23090807
my friend was on a Linux distro dev team (the best one actually)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86VEMnMDBs

I have a spy in the bagel cord that tells me Ellie is planning on wearing this top to her next @whatever podcast appearance

=FISHTANK LIVE UPDATE=
just blew a criminally large load inside my gamersupps waifu cup as i was listening to pokimane asmr

>>23090574
She cant win when 4chan shit gets brought up. If she commits she just gets hated on for "pandering"

Ellie wanted to say
TOTAL
TRANNY
DEATH

>>23090867
>she can't win
Ellie should be more like Klaus(he always wins!!!)

The brits pretending they weren't all ellie simps like a week ago is a funny bit

>>23090875
you mean all the anti-simps are the worst simps, yeah
>i'm not like the other simps...i'm worse

>>23090867
>"pandering"
NO FOIDS ALLOWED IN MY SECRET BOYS CLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW CAN HE SMACK

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt797aze

>>23090879
this but unironically women should only be using the internet for makeup tutorials or shopping my ex hated 4chan and that's what I liked about her she was nice and normie

We need more chud asian girls in this thread.

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt797b3n

ICE is slacking

>>23090886
Nice and normie is the plebeian's choice. I want a 9/10 mentally disturbed, sexually traumatised school girl chud gf with daddy issues who calls people faggots. Ellie is a moldable, fixable and breedable unicorn and nothing would bring me more joy than to show her the love she never received from her parents.

>>23090886
wn2b making her continue to copy emiru facial expressions

>>23090886
i met three women off here they were all hot but
>1st one was a half Vietnamese communist spy
>2nd one was a hot redneck streamer that trued to kill herself after talking to me because i rejected her
>3rd one i didnt meet off here but i found out about her from here and she was part of another major imageboard from another country. She was a model and a streamer. literal succubus with a ten inch tongue

>>23090895
TSMT

felt like pillows

https://youtu.be/Bl9_y2JUMvk

please give me attention, betty broke my heart last nite

aw hell NAW

>>23090498
Lazy evening sharing the same hammock then the same bed

>>23090879
The 1 that cries the hardest about it is benleaks but thats probably because he is just gay (for tj) and hates the idea of women reading his gay thoughts

Julius and TF in the same thread is a bad omen

>Danny Brown
>Shane Gillis
>Ari Shaffir
>Billy Mitchell

are there any other famous niggas who have admitted to watching fishtank

>>23090919
looking at viral fishtank tweets ≠ watching fishtank

>>23090904
welcome to your new home fren
make yourself comfortable and feel free to post here as much as you want
we love to hear people's thoughts and experiences

>her stance is basically "women are stupid whores" and she's right. She would know.
lol felted

>>23090919
Ari Shaffirs knowledge of fishtank limits to some orbiter telling him at the backstage of Joe Rogans comedy club that Sam Hyde has a show where he tortures retards and homeless people

could me andjulius team up and get back at the women that broke iur hearts? betty blocked me on cashapp and x

Damn that looks like it hurt
Xena the BITCH

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76qoHi

Am I doing the funny trend now guys?

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt797sNE

I can't get this clip to play for some reason
What the hell chat

chat
what the hell chat
macing someone before jumping them 2v1 is fucked up chat

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt7988tF

Me, Angelina, and our 75% white children.

>>23090936
Isn’t filming street fights a tos violation on kick that gets a strict ban?

>>23090936
Nigga, what is that title?!

This video won't load either chat
I'm crashing out

also pey is canyon to /ftl/ (iykyk)

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76r5Os

>dude Shoopy Pants just pepper sprayed some random dude at a gas station
>Homeless Joe just shot up heroin in the taco bell bathroom and he's OD'ing live on air
>dude Xillia is twerking her BBL fake ass on stream!
this is literally all IP2 sounds like to non-niggers (people who aren't methadone addicts with brothers who killed themselves).

>>23090946
usually yea

some people get away with more than others

>>23090949
You sound pressed and counter pressed

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt7973EE

>>23090520
just another mentally ill freak nothing new

So, who is winning the scavenger hunt?

Ip2 loves letty
>>23090963
yeah I don't believe that guy has a lot of money (all TJ fans are broke)

whoa chat that was kino chat
jk I can't get the videos to load chat
(why won't the videos load chat?)

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76rMRx

>>23090968
>>23090972
you stole my parentheses bit but suck shit at it
why?

my bad chat
(this video loaded for me chat)

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt7801YJ

>>23090909
TJ is a good cameraman.

I invented parentheses

this sucks chat

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76pi9g

Yoooo Gezandra is dead ass crashing out on mongolian andy fr fr

CHAT
did you see that chat?
that was CRAZY chat!

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt77y6HJ

ip2 loves letty (NSFW CHAT)

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76rM37

>>23090979
No new Tj likes of girls posts. Oh yeah they fuckin

>>23090983
lmao that nose is FUCKED, good job kimmie. is she still with ice?

damn chat
that was really intense chat
I'm glad no white people got hurt chat

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt7801Q7

>>23090992
he's still a virgin (had to go back to his dishwasher job lol)

>>23090992
jupiter wept

>>23090919
Come on man it's not Billy tweeting about internet bullshit all day

>>23090994
Yeah idk wtf she was thinking her nose was cute before

Ellie starts school soon at 7:21am PDT wish her luck she’ll be the most popular one there!

>>23090910
But Benji was fine with and supported Lux, Claire, and briefly Shadi here

>>23090992
Considering the last Joopy post yeah it must have happened.

content spray HYPE
LFG CHAT !!!

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76qFzJ

>>23090994
yeah I think so

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt77yvI3

Toxoplasmosis brain is taking over

>>23091011
what did she mean by this

Ip2 loves letty chat

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76rM36 (NSFW!)

I like how it's one dude who is obviously a shill constantly posting about the guy scavenger hunt thing

>>23091018
what do you think about Sweet Erin? She's hot but crazy right?

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76rMRs

Jeremy screen recorded Letty masturbating on discord one time and now it's "well-known" that she did camwhoring. Shaking my damn head, family.

>>23091003
leaks only liked Lux and Shadi because they're anti jimmy and Claire because he wants to ship her with TJ for some crange zesty reason

>>23091031
benleaks is far more redbar coded

Vegan Patriot has seen better days chat

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt2Nvarc

>>23091034
too zoomer
you gotta be a chadennial or genxoomer to appreciate the bar

>>23091038
no you dont
anyways youre like everything he makes fun of and hates (ironic!)

>>23090867
>>23090879
there's women who've been on here longer than most of you, outside of /b/ /soc/ /cgl/ and /r9k/ you generally are not privy to when they post because they assimilate better than the average redditor

>>23091041
we're like distant cousins

TTD

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt2P1mzc

>>23091002
Wasnt she on that podcast until like 3am and then had to get back to san diego? No way she went in on time

>>23091043
knowing my gf posts on 4chan would give me the "ick"

Direnc spends all day doing self help at home to recover from stripping and hooking. Is this the life of most whores?

>>23091046
#FreeBrando

>>23091045
youre realistically not worth a joke on a 12 hour show
>>23091047
stick to one id please

never relax

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt76pz0T

>>23091055
Fax

>>23091053
you will see it claire in the next years, but more likely for obvious reasons, you will fail to find your peace
Direnc found her peace, can you match her?

>>23091053
The ones not on drugs? Yeah probably
>>23091057
we're practically brothers

>>23091043
They still will get haters for using "our" sense of humor outside of the board.
But i also hate when dudes do it too. 4chan humor should stay in text form

felted

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt75ixOg

>>23091057
>stick to one id please
Nigger im at work and mobile posting im not going to pay attention to what my fucking ID is

Ip2 loves Nina

>>23091062
youre one of those guys in his chat he makes fun of that then go on 5 year crusades against him
mike also got sent all the marky stuff and just thought it was all psychotic

>>23091043
Lmao so if they assimilate so well how do you even know that? Little bit of a logical fallacy there.

>>23091073
Mike would never make fun of me
we're too much alike
It'd be like making fun of himself

wheres the lurker who only comes out of hiding to send me xbox 360 voice message-esque hate mail?
threads kinda boring rn

#PRESSED

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19Bt75igse

>>23091077
you pressed him off the block b

>>23091074
It came to him in a dream

>>23091085
queen shit

>>23091074
damn what if thats a girl youre replying to?

>>23091076
ive heard the shadi tapes brother
get real please

>>23091093
we have basically the same voice and everything. you only heard me through Shadis Obama phone through a $10 microphone stolen from Walmart
It was muffled b

Why didn’t redbar cover gorilla nest? It even had a fools sip

>>23090821
Are you fucking retarded? There is about 100 on dead cameras alone. The site is just dead connections central inhabited by 10-30 real people.

>>23091103
I think his wife is a fan of MDE/fishtank so Mike goes easy on Mr. Gorilla Nest Maker

>>23091111
Feel like he could do better than this

>>23091103
because it was only deep for midwits and retards
nothingburger otherwise
sam is objectively getting worse but the discussion around him is so thoroughly autistic that you cant even say what those problems are without some other retard butting in with his take and muddying everything up

>Jules Felker has a wikifeet page
lol foot fetish niggas are so goofy

>>23091113
they get along well
it's a good team

>>23091105
>Are you fucking retarded?
no, im not
the people on the official site are clueless paypigs, so it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if all they do is stare at a static screen all day, listening to chat sfx
the show being entirely funded by about 400 of these people sounds accurate to me

>>23091119
boss neighbort j still hasn't scored
that's a virgin's smile
I can tell

>>23091127
cursed af

>>23091126
you looked in ur dirty mirror and saw ur reflection

>>23091127
It's blue

>>23091127

>>23091131

>>23091127
wn2b cutting for tj so he dyes his hair blue

What will the race be of the next it girl for s5

>>23091135
Crazy how this fat bloated bitch has never mentioned Fishtank ever again and has unfollowed almost everyone

TJinx Status?

I like my dirty mirror you can't make me clean it !!! *blasts Marilyn Manson music*

>>23091137
>s5

>>23091139
isn't she only following Mike the goblin

>>23091140
still in el Salvador

>>23091139
can you blame her? her retard dipshit bf starts DMing mulatto onlyfan girls while jerking off to r34 horse porn so you break up with him but then his retard dipshit fans start spamming your dead dad's online obituary like a bunch of retard dipshits.

How do you know when it’s love?

>>23091141
boooo
post another zesty selfie you nontent nigger
prove you have working power in your apartment!

>>23091156
I don’t get the appeal of tj

>>23091140

>>23091155
your brother probably killed himself for the same reason bordering what you're lying about tj doing, he realized his brother is on 4chan 24/7 posting random e - girls so he killed himself , wow.

>>23090835
Does it federate?

https://a.lemmy.world/lemmynsfw.com/c/gothgirls?type=Posts&sort=TopYear

>>23091158
its so weird which posts you types choose to respond to

>>23091158
Bianca does

>>23091161
>>23091156

>>23091157
maybe later
I'll take pix in the other bathroom it's cleaner that way no one can sperg out about it being dirty like pssssh whatever germaphobes pfffft

>>23091158
>I don’t get the appeal of tj
tj is whats known as the "everyman"
an archetype of an ordinary, relatable character with no special powers, extreme wealth, or exceptional skills, who is thrust into extraordinary situations

>>23091170
kek

>>23091171
we dont talk about the piles of trash in the background enough

Skinny Trish

>>23091158

>>23091162
everything I said is true
you just can't handle it

Slack_au (the aussie streamstars guy) and Direnc will do some all australian fishtank spinoff. At some point TJ will spawn in the show and he will be kinda drunk for several days and try to fuck Direnc and most likely succeed.

He is a sensitive young man with a heart of gold and is goofy and always ends up in funny situations. Mde/Fishtank fans are irony poisoned and, for the most part, shitty people, so somebody who tries to be nice to others and is genuine is a breath of fresh air. It is easy to root for TJ.

>>23091170
maejok is a pussy getter anyways
he cant be locked down

BritGPT

>>23091170
lol

>>23091172
>tj
>everyman
He is profoundly retarded and sways and stutters like he has cerebral palsy.
I like the kid but he is NOT and everyman like vance

he is the everyman for our autistic /ftl/ posters

Do you think Taylor ever gets curious about what TJ is up to late at night and lurks here like she used to

CringeTrishGPT
KrishGPT

>>23091180
that's the tj off season cycle
-------

Dissappear for months ---> Pop up in fishtank chat --> wait a couple months --> go on spinoff or stream --> get romantically involved with someone --> repeat

>>23091186
the whole point of the everyman is that they feel relatable and human, not perfect
his flaws just make him more authentic

she's moved on

the only everyman quality tj has is wanting to fuck binx

>>23091195
everyman has been inside binx, lol, kek, yn goy

Fax

>>23091191
>relatable and human
You are admitting to being a swaying + stuttering retard if you relate to him

>>23091187
Self insert does not equal everyman

>>23091196

>>23091196
everyman except maejok
kek

favourite Wyatt moments? RIP brother HH

>>23091204
he died?

Binx was looking sexy that first night in the pond she even had the haters actin' UP

>>23091204
When he was selling weed outside that convenience store with Seth

binx showing tj her /bant/ thread

>>23091206
Apparently

>>23091210
Yeah, weird that she goes on her thread when she was shouting out bant after a tts i thought she was taking the piss.

>>23091199
>You are admitting to being a swaying + stuttering retard if you relate to him
i relate to tj's heart of gold

>>23091196
>Benleaks using yn goy
lol nontent meets chudtent

>tfw these other girls dont even have cum tributes of them online let alone viral ones

it's a thread about yourself why wouldn't you read it

>>23091196
>>23091214
Benny likes ellie now. She won him over with her cringe

Ellie always wins!!!

warming up on ellie
cant wait to never hear from her again now that shes back in school

new >>23091224