Thread 23248377

>build time machine
>go back to the year 1600
>buy half of Europe

>>23248377 (OP)
>be me op
>go back in time
>1600s england
> Start speaking modern day english
> Get Burned as a witch

>Preground
You purchased sawdust.

>>23248379
And this is why you should only ever speak Latin if you're trying to negotiate business in medieval Europe with a time machine.

>>23248377 (OP)
>build time machine
>go back to the year 1600
>end up floating in space because all the solar system moves over time and there's no way to know where earth was located at any exact moment

>>23248379
You would be able to understand 1600s English and they would think you just had a weird dialect. In the 12th century it would be a different language that you could guess some of what they meant.

>>23248382
That's why a functional time machine is also a functional teleportation device.

>>23248378
Bet you hate minced garlic, too.

>>23248378
>>23248380
the fuck is this meme? there's absolutely nothing wrong with pre-ground pepper

>>23248384
Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

>>23248386
Who would've thought that spergs have such an affinity for whole black peppercorns

>>23248386
Lazy tastelet fuck

>>23248386
Classic amerimutt post, if a food isn't lathered with Red 40 and corn syrup you don't understand flavor

>>23248386
make some fucking scrambled eggs
salt to taste
take one egg and sprinkle your pre-ground pepper
take the other eggs and rotate that pepper pepper mill for fresh ground pepper
taste
TASTE THE DIFFERENCE

>>23248377 (OP)
>preground pepper

might as well pour just dust on your food, all the essential oils are gone now

>>23248386
The flavor of pepper is in the oil located inside of the peppercorn. When ground that oil is exposed and starts to evaporate. It isn't evaporated quickly, mind you, however most pre-ground pepper is too finely ground and has been sitting around long enough that its flavor is noticeably diminished. The same is true for while bean vs pre-ground coffee.

It isn't a massive difference but you will notice the difference in taste and especially the smell if you spend time cooking. If you are someone who smokes (pot, cigarettes, etc) or drinks a lot of sugary drinks, coffee, or alcohol, odds are low you will notice any difference because your sense of taste is diminished.
>>23248377 (OP)
Long pepper was grown in Europe and honestly has a better flavor. Pepper wasn't the big spice being traded, just a byproduct of all the other stuff. Hell, saffron is still more expensive by weight than literal gold.

>>23248377 (OP)
Help Harold Hardrada win Stamford bridge. Bring the pepper to the party.

>>23248392
What kind of hippie shit is this?

>>23248390
Greek seethes at its inability to acquire gallons of vibrant red corn syrup.

>>23248377 (OP)
>op builds time machine
>goes back to the singularity
>shoves singularly up his ass
>op contains entire big bang blast in his ass
Pic related.

>>23248390
i'd do that

>>23248378
>>23248380
>>23248389
>>23248390
>HURR DURR IF YOU DON'T PICK PEPPERCORNS YOURSELF AND BREAK THEM WITH A MORTAR AND PESTLE IT ISN'T REAL PEPPER

>>23248377 (OP)
>not going back to 1990's and investing in all the tech companies and then farming bitcoin

>>23248395
the oils in the pepper corn hold the flavour, pregrounding it releases those oils

>be wife
>weeb
>black
>season chicken
>use pulverised black pepper dust from hipster gook store downtown
Life is suffering when she's not sitting on my face.

>>23248381
consilium sapiens

>>23248388
kek

>>23248378
>>23248386
>>23248399
>>23248389
>>23248388
Literally used both.
Zero difference.

>>23248403
does she wash the chicken? be honest

>>23248385
Both objectively let flavors oxidize before use and suck as ingredients

>>23248377 (OP)
But happy of Europe with what, your 2025 money?

>>23248386
Bet you like your women pre-fucked too?

>>23248377 (OP)
>thinly disguised /ck/ thread

>>23248388
in my house, we use freshly ground peppercorns

>>23248377 (OP)
Lol. That amount was expensive but like 3 or 4 MEDIUM merchants bought. But I see, your education seemes to be on its peak.
>>Fucking nigger only knows yt and public schools.

>>23248381
0 people were conducting business in Latin in England in 1600. In fact the only business being conducted in latin at that time was...no nothing was being done in the business world in Latin in the 1600s anywhere anon.
Writing? Sure. Education, religion, technically church "business" was conducted in Latin but if they needed a roof fixed they would have contracted it out to guildhall in their local language.
The language of business would have been dependent entirely on the port where you wanted to conduct your business in. London would have been Elizabethan English. The strangest thing about the way you spoke would be your accent but you could theoretically get around that by saying "Oh I'm Portuguese but grew up on trading caravels around the Mediterranean this is just how we speak there. Course that could fail if you're questioned by a trader who speaks Portuguese lol
Anyways TLDR no one conducted "Business" in Latin that was the language of study, theology, and science but not cold hard cash.

>>23248403
Now I've never had a gf much less a wife but why don't you just instruct her on how to properly prepare your meals instead of letting her prepare you homecooked goyslop?

>>23248413
Anon, my time machine can fit more than only one 5lb jug of ground pepper in it.
Modern firearms would sell for an extremely high price, obviously.

>>23248386
>He doesn't know there's literally a mafia that steals the piperine from the pepper and sells the leftovers to the goym.

>>23248403
Why do you have a nig wife, anon.

>>23248416
With no one to maintain or replicate them they're just going to end up in some King's personal collection. Valuable yes but not world changing and probably not the most valuable thing you could bring on that time machine.
Unironically spices like fresh pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg etc would be more valuable than modern firearms unless you have a plan to reverse engineer the gun you bring, set up a factory (using materials that haven't been invented yet) and mass produce them.
1 AR-15 would be incredible yes, but no one would understand how to use it and it would be sold as a collector's item. 1 pound of fresh pepper everyone on the docks understand what it is, what it's worth, and wants to trade with you.

this thread got real fuckin' schizo real quick

>>23248386
Lol, I bet you eat poo

>>23248377 (OP)
>build time machine
>go back to the year 70 CE
>help murder the jews
>go back to 15th century
>kill all the kikes and slaves
>go back to 1694
>kill the kikes pushing the bank of england
>go back to 1939
>actually kill the jews
>go back to...
you get it

>>23248382
this is why ghosts dont really get seen
they are basically anchored in space whereever they die
as soon as you die and become ghost the first thing you see is earth flying away from you into the void

>>23248423
based retard

>>23248416
That's another story. But ok. Which parts of Europe? I.. Moment.. I can give you (THE NOWADAYS) Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy, Spain. If you don't want to fight that out (with a few rounds of good old stratego) I would suggest you take Switzerland too, - it's more like a present - knowing what they will do. Germany and Austria are not on the table. Sorry dear customer.

>>23248412
>In my house, we use freshly ground peppercorns
I read you post without knowing what you answered to. (didn't read) Therefore:
We use toilet paper, try it, it's much more comfortable.

>>23248377 (OP)
I was given something like this from McCormick from a friend who lives there but it's with also garlic and onions and salt. I put it on everything. Just ate a salad with that. I am addicted and scared of when it ends because europoora doesn't have things like this for a good price. It is, as the kids would say, bussin.
God bless the USA and god bless HEB and god bless Costco.

>>23248383
if you were speaking english in the 12th century, you were a pleb. Nobles all spoke french

>>23248425
>the Netherlands
Come on, they don't deserve this, how about Portugal?

>>23248428
Even the English of the 12th century would be unintelligible to our modern language.
Their french would be closer to modern but still quite different. If you had to go back that far your best bet would unironically be to learn ecclesiastical latin and pose as a church official. IDK how organized the church was back then but if you get found out they'd probably burn you at the stake as well.

>>23248377 (OP)
Why is seasoning so expensive in Europe?
We mostly just a get tiny overpriced glass jars

>build time machine
>go back to year 1000 or something, south america
>pretend to be god
>they easily follow you because they gullible FUCKS
>tech them gunpowder, build ships, train vast army
>sail to conquer europe
>90% of your army dies because of the diseases you brought

>>23248431
>Why is seasoning so expensive in Europe?
Cause in the US they dilute it with sawdust.
>We mostly just a get tiny overpriced glass jars
There's your problem. Just buy in bulk over the internet. It's way cheaper.

>>23248429
I forgot about Portugal. Hm. Does that mean I'm stupid or that, for me, Portugal is just irrelevant. (today).
If you want buy it back then: a clear NO.
Long story short: portugal - "port of the grail". (that's where it's name come from). Uuhm but I can offer big parts of eastern Europe as well as Greek. The back then Greek was a hard work of commissioning. (rule1: everything with "orthodox main religions" are suspicious). Hey come on. Greek has nice beaches, uhm... Food.. That will somehow get more and more in your mouth the longer you chew on it.... Oh and anal is like a handshake for them.

>>23248434
Lol was for him >>23248416 but since you are his new trader it's OK I think.

>>23248388
I guess you are new here...

>>23248414
When is latest peroid for Latin business language, then? 1600s England is too late for me anyway, unless I can use my future powers to help the recusants.

>>23248377 (OP)
>Get assassinated by ancient Jews or the local King

>>23248434
>>23248435
That's okay, you are leading the negotiations.

>>23248390
America's pretty fucked up, but there isn't red 40 or corn syrup in pepper. Probably some nasty pesticides, though.

>>23248377 (OP)

Time travel is not possible. It dosent matter what the so called experts are saying about it. There is absolutely no chance of time traveling whatsoever.

>>23248423
I always thought the reason we don't see more ghosts (if real) is that they eventually try noclipping into the ground, can't see anything, and get lost.

>>23248386
It significantly reduces the aromatic quality. The flavor is different too, but the aroma is the main thing.

>>23248439
>>It will be a great deal. A good deal. Good for us. The best deal we ever made.
>>time traveler doesn't know Italy does not include Vatican City.

>>23248444
>1600
>Italy
devious, go for it

>>23248441
>>23248377 (OP)
The Time Machine should also double as a space ship since the Earth is always at different orbits.

>>23248445
The "NOWADAYS". you didn't read my first post. That's why I wrote it there. If so, most countries and borders would be different or not existent within the borders or existence we know nowadays.

>>23248401
>would rather be a sleazy 1990’s tech bro who nobody likes vs. a beloved king lording over his loyal subjects with wisdom and kindness
ngmi

>>23248377 (OP)
>build time machine
>go back to the year 1600
>*cough*
>half of Europe died of COVID

>>23248447
I read it, but since you put so much emphasis on the Vatican, I expected you to exclude all the Papal lands.

>>23248378
i came here to post this

>>23248449
Go back 300 years earlier and you can mix the coof with the black death and wipe out 98% of yurop. Imagine how strong the survivors and their descendants would be

>>23248450
Ah. Yeah I think/or know, depends, some countries back then were, more or less political driven Catholics. Politic driven can also mean "in fear of (...)". (war, economics, civil war, religious split within the existing religious groups, etc. Pp.)
Regarding these aspects some countries back then are worth saving them, others unworthy and ready to trade them. Funny enough, Vatican City was one of the last Catholic states. (as Vatican City counts as an own state) like Luxemburg or Liechtenstein.

>>23248386
I buy whole because it's cheaper and it lasts longer. Plus whole is easier to toast.

>>23248377 (OP)
Have fun dying on the time machine chair
Only your copy will get to experience the 1600s

>>23248382
space is fake lol

>>23248386
You fucking loser

>>23248386
you are objectively wrong. freshly ground is superior in every way.

>>23248418
Because he's loyal to his race unlike you

>>23248441
You're traveling in time right this instant. Just not in the direction you want to go

>>23248432
Just bringing the diseases with you would be enough. They would have time to rebuild and be resistant to anything the dirty euros brought. The the Europeans would have a much harder time getting a foot hold in a non empty continent

>>23248377 (OP)
>time travel back to 1970 with $1000 of period-correct cash
>work an actual job with Whites and earn a living wage
>buy a real car, a house, gold, and a machine gun
>sit back and enjoy the Better Years as an aging man
>get to pester New Wave girls at the club in the 80s
>fuck revivalist hippie yuppie chicks in the 90s
>get to see the Internet ascend
>get to shitpost on 4chan if I last long enough
>post "I've been here for 12 fuckin' years anon you don't know SHIT" in 2003
>no one gets it
>smile anyway
If Only You Knew How Good Things Could Really Be

>>23248462
>a machine gun
If I'm sent back to the US in the 1970's, I'm going into business making nothing but machine guns and registering them by the boatload.

>>23248410
kekd

>>23248382
i learned this from steins gate

>>23248465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI

>>23248386
>there's absolutely nothing wrong with pre-ground pepper

>>23248466
lmao

>>23248427
Bruh that's just $5 salt seasoning and enhancers for a lb of it just order it

>>23248377 (OP)
I thought that was cat litter from the thumbnail. You could buy and own every s*yboy posting cat pictures on 4chan with that.

>>23248442
had a really drunk dude in atlantic city tell me that every knot in a picnic tables wood is a trapped soul

>>23248423
That'd be the soul, which apparently can fly and shit, ghosts are more of a residual or straight up demonic entities catfishing

>>23248406
There's a huge difference ai normoid slop connoisseur

>>23248438
He must have said the nigger-word.

>>23248471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood#Knots

It's actually the remains of a dead branch. A scar.

>>23248475
WELL I KNOW THAT but it was just surreal out of the blue he just goes off into it
but i guess thats not as bad as my head canon history of the war between mammalian mars and saurid earth that lead to the annilhation of mars

>>23248460

This is the exact direction i want to go at, Pekka. There is no other direction then the direction im at. I most walk that path. There is no other way.

gotta use whole Tellicherry

>>23248399
They come in containers with their own grinder you fucking freak of nature

>>23248476
You would love the EVO series by Almanic/Givro

>>23248437
Pre 1550 you have a good chance.

>>23248414
It is at least interesting that even though the reformation was largely about reintroducing the vernacular language into worship, that all worship conducted in Oxford and other universities was still in Latin. The prayerbook says that worship should be done in a language "understood by the people", and Latin was still the language of the university. And it wasn't just a written language either, they were arguing and debating fluently and passionately in Latin, hurling insults and slurs so good they had to be forgotten by time. I wish I could see it desu.

>>23248481
i milled your moms pussy last night fucko

>>23248377 (OP)
>build time machine
>go back to the year 1600
>become God amongst all men

>>23248377 (OP)
>build time machine
>go back to the year 1600
>gets stabbed or mauled in the woods

>>23248378
Bro you have waaay too much free time