Thread 23290526

a bottle of vodka a day keeps the autism away

too much vodka
also not worth keeping the autism away, imo

I am swearing off of alcohol starting today and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>23290534
appropriate amount of vodka
just up your tolerance a bit
>>23290536
enjoy your autism

>>23290526 (OP)
SIE SIND DIE JÄGER UND WIR SIND DAS ESSEN DUDUDUDUDU DUDUD. DUUDUDUDUDUDUDUU

>>23290888
this probably

>>23290888
very true
also trips

I only socialize with people when there is alcohol involved. otherwise I won't go

>>23290944
dubs
>>23290552
my dad did that, now he has permanent heartburn and has to take PPIs

>>23290949
very reasonable
i dont go outside if im sober

>>23290956
idk what PPIs are but that sounds like a skill issue, or perhaps age issue
hope your dad's doing ok tho

>>23290967
ye he's doing pretty good actually
>idk what PPIs are but that sounds like a skill issue, or perhaps age issue
maybe
it just seems like the stomach gets damaged with high enough doses, even if the rest of your body can handle it
i worry about people man

>>23290526 (OP)
do you hate your liver?

>>23290981
no i hate my autism, my liver is simply collateral

>>23290971
>ye he's doing pretty good actually
thats good

I want to drink but I gag just from the thought of it
I wish I didn't have this taste sensitive autism crap

>>23291043
what are you drinking and how are you drinking it? I drink whiskey (high end only) with an appropriate amount of ice to dilute and chill the alcohol taste and enhance the flavor of the whiskey. don't be a pleb that drinks liquor neat or, even worse, that drinks beer

>>23291043
ez fix just put ciggies out on your tounge until your tastebuds die
alternatively just make drinks that are actually tasty, i would recommend a long island ice tea personally, cuba libres or mojitos arent that bad either

>>23291043
not that im drinking any of that right now, am currently enjoying some vodka mixed with rhubarb juice

>>23291062
>>23291069
You guys don't get it, anything alcoholic makes me gag. It's the vapors that go back up into my nose that give a very bad tingle it has nothing to do with the taste or anything only putting the vodkla into the freezer makes things slightly better but is shit still. But if I drink 200ml in one go I only get the gag feeling once so it's bearable

>>23291069
>ez fix just put ciggies out on your tounge until your tastebuds die
gay advice

>>23291083
that's why I'm saying dilute it with ice so it cuts the alcohol and you don't get the vapor. the lower temperature will also reduce the volatility of the alcohol so you don't get as much of that taste

>>23291083
well i guess alcohol just isnt for you then
>>23291090
>what is a joke
are you actually retarded? someone clearly needs a bottle of vodka because holy moly youre autistic

>>23291110
i don't think you have autism or have ever had autism, you just drink

i know there do be social anxiety

i wouldn't know really
i guess

>>23291117
i dont think you know me at all, much less being qualified to make any sort of assertion about my having or not having autism
>>23291120
haha yeah, for some people, totally not me tho, not at all, ha, haha-ha

>>23291110
>>what is a joke
>are you actually retarded? someone clearly needs a bottle of vodka because holy moly youre autistic
this is pretty much the least autistic possible way you could say "it was a joke", is why i make the assertion

maybe that just means the vodka is working

>>23291173
>>23291179
i think you just hit the nail on the head
also sorry if i was a bit rude
that is probably also the vodka

>>23291200
it's fine, i was a bit rude as well...

>>23291212
nice, then we are all good, even steven fair and square etc
also this reply feels very autistic
i think i might need another drink

>>23291212
by this reply i meant the one i was typing out, not yours, see now you got me all kinds of fucked up, i need another vodka rhubarb asap

>>23291258
nah i get it
>see now you got me all kinds of fucked up, i need another vodka rhubarb asap
good luck anon

>>23291263
thanks, hope you have a good night/day or whatever the time is over in burgerland

How dangerous is it to combine alcohol with my high doses of alcohol actually
It can't be too bad I've taken smaller amounts with it and barely noticed an impact on my breathing

>>23291383
>combine alcohol with my high doses of alcohol
im sorry, what?

>>23291402
I meant phenibut sorry I might already be on too high of a dose

>>23291402
He's the sort that probably eats eggs with eggs and bacon with bacon

>>23291409
he is taking peen in butt lmao
no but after looking a bit it seems to me you are taking something that sort of mimics the effects of benzos but isnt really that, youll probably be fine, at worst youll probably just have a good time and not remember any of it
>>23291436
reminds me when i ate nothing but eggs for like a week and then i shat out basically a solid rock

>>23291383
>>23291409
you sound like you are scared of dying in your sleep from respiratory depression tho, i cant answer that for you, im no doctor
but for the sake of conversation what doses are we talking here?

>>23291486
it's closer to alcohol because it binds mostly to GABA subtype B and has some similar calcium ion channel modulating properties as pregabalin
I kinda got bored from morphine because it stopped giving me euphoria

>>23291524
i am neither smart or well read enough to really understand any of that but i can pretend i do
and in that case
no worries anon go ahead pop as many peebutts as you want and drink all of the booze, concequenses? probably zero. Good time factor? probably 100%
also im running out of adequate flochs to post so you will have to settle for this image sadly

>>23291524
aw dont leave
im getting bored over here
my fingers are itching
i can feel it

>>23291524
oh shit dont tell me you took my advice and passed out and or died

>>23292081
what should we talk about
>>23292087
I realized I only had 150ml of vodka left anyways so no way I will go anywhere tonight

>>23292094
>what should we talk about
idk man whatever floats your boat
im just bored at this point
maybe i should go back to doing martial arts again so i can beat the shit out of someone
i just feel restless and bored
my hands are twitching from the absolute nothing i am currently doing
GOD IM SO FUCKING BORED I NEED SOMETHING
>I realized I only had 150ml of vodka left anyways so no way I will go anywhere tonight
oh god that sounds horrible, i have 3 liters sitting in my refrigerator

>>23292213
Dark matter market is dying because the CIA is ddosing it hard
what is your opinion on this

>>23292224
god thats so fucking retarded dont even get me started
dark matter is just jew math to make up for what they cant explain about the universe
>yeah no we know the math doesnt add up but if we throw this random non-descript variable in there that cannot be defined at all and call it dark matter then the equation actually adds up
get the fuck outa here with that shit holy moly

>>23292224
oh sorry you said dark matter market not dark matter, my bad, excuse my autism, clearly i havent had enough vodka

>>23292246
>>23292251
Should I retwatch AOT though

>>23292224
and also sadly i dont know anything about that sorry

>>23292258
idk, depends, did you like it the first time?
its a pretty dumb show so i dont think you will reach any deeper insight by rewatching it

>>23292259
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
>>23292267
the question is if I still remember the story

>>23292273
i know a few couple of things but not many because im dumb and retarded (sorry)
>the question is if I still remember the story
depends, did you mix peebutt with alcohol while watching it? if so then probably worth a rewatch

>>23292279
No I watched it a long time ago when season 3 was still airing

Damn that was 2019, good times

>>23290526 (OP)
Draw a burger

>>23292300
then it might or might not be worth a rewatch idk depends on how much you remember
anyway this whole conversation is just nothing nad im getting terribly bored
ill go do something else or shitpost in some other thread
sorry to have wasted your time just as you did mine

>>23292311
now thats a blast from the past
you if anyone should know that has been done allready
how greedy can one man be to ask for more i wonder

>>23292325
I know, I just thought it'd be funny to ask you again. Wish I could share a drink but I'm not trading a night of fun for a bad hang over... again

>>23292351
how many years ago did i draw that shitty terrible awful dogshit drawing of a burger for you?

>>23292384
3 years? It's not shitty don't talk down on yourself

>>23292517
>don't talk down on yourself
while that might be a bad habit of mine lets not kid ourselves
that was a terrible fucking drawing
also i am slightly annoyed at the moment so i think perhaps billions must die

>>23292517
actually nevermind
everyone else is subhuman dogshit filth but thats ok and nobody needs to die now that i think about it

6 strong beers a day keeps the corn dogs at bay (i ate them all)

>>23293001
god damn it
now im hungry again

clearly i am not drunk enough
otherwise this could not possibly be happening to me
the solution is drinking alcohol with no dilution

>>23293001
tasty