Thread 23434883

>one of the characters I included in the game is an Indian man
>only problem is that i am a Japanese man and had never even saw an Indian irl before
How could i write an Indian man? How should he talk?

Don't

I would suggest playing a game called Karryn's Prison for advice on how Indian men act. They are represented in that game by goblins.

He really loves cows and doesn't wash his hands

>>23434883 (OP)
>I'm le Japanese
Very unlikely. No Nip would ever use 4chan.

Make him Hindu and he kills himself because he doesn’t really care about death that much since he believes in reincarnation. Wait, I have an idea
>Indian man kills himself early on
>late into the game you can find a chicken or cow or something and it’s heavily implied to be the Indian man
Think about it. That’s called environmental storytelling or something.

>>23434884
fpbp

>>23434886
Don you dare insult the Great Mighty Poo like that

>>23434883 (OP)
>Japanese man and had never even saw an Indian irl before
Just go to your nearest konbini

Make sure to point out his small penis/brain. Constantly.

>>23434883 (OP)
>had never even saw an Indian irl before
ok takeshi

>they dont know this is a parody thread
Kek

>>23434896
I saw the korean/irish one, it's funnier to take the opportunity to drunk on indians and east asians instead

>>23434895
That guy stepped down to be replaced with a female PM by the way. Are all boomers this unhinged everywhere? Do they want pajeets to be their death bed caretakers so much?

>>23434883 (OP)
>bob n vagene or i rape your mother bitch

>>23434883 (OP)
Make the games currency google play gift cards, and you lose relationship points whenever you spend them

>>23434898
Boomers and Jews are learning the hard way that destabilizing nations with poo immigrants is effecting them harder and faster than it is normal people. Jeets are collapsing fortune 500s faster than whites can lose jobs to them

>>23434898
The female PM is unironically anti-immigration thoughtbeight, for once the woman is the based one in the story.

>>23434883 (OP)
Here in the US, there they’re normally depicted as competent tech workers or scientists with an English accent. In reality, they usually come off as mild mannered and shy Muslims with angry, insecure eyes. I haven’t seen very many of them though

>>23434883 (OP)
begging for acceptance then wildly swinging to delusional boasting over and over until finally landing on creepy borderline retarded sexual advances

Write everything in opposition to what one would expect in a collectivist society. Hell even just civil duty and courtesy.

Not even for financial gain, just for zero reason.

>>23434886
Indians feed him but he's too cultured to be a jeet.

i have anti indian fantigue

>>23434907
good morning sir

>>23434907
That's just 5 different diseases and parasites you collected from eating shit.

>>23434883 (OP)
just watch the older seasons of the Simpsons if he is supposed to be likable if not then just watch one of the many videos on youtube about people trolling pajeet scammers

>>23434909
we don't eat shit. Most of us that is
that's chink propaganda

>>23434898
Boomers and Gen X are worred that not enough people are going to work in pension level jobs to fund Boomer and Gen Xs pensions
so they flood the market with 100 jeets for a job that should take 10 people in hopes that at least 10% of the billions they being over will be enough to keep the moeny flowing to them.
they do not care about what happens to the world/economy/job market after they die because they will be dead

>>23434901
They should figure out a way to obsolete conscription in favor of a war crime free plague warfare if South Korea is anything to learn from.

>>23434911
>Saaar do not trust your eyes
>They been hired by Mr Zhang in order to believe Indians eat cow shit saaar
You are funny Kumar, please stop calling my grandma about her car insurance.

>>23434883 (OP)
Take a trip to Europe or Canada and do some people watching directed at Indians specifically

>>23434883 (OP)
He should be very polite but also sort of an asskisser

>>23434913
Meant for >>23434902

rajker bad poo day
saar bandicoot the wrath of vishnutex
brahma kong country tropical dfisease
mega saar
ranjeet and clank up your shartsenal
little big bharat
instestine worm jai
chaihead don't deal with the paki
tomb rapist the angel of brownness

>>23434919
>don't deal with the paki
lost

>He should be well spoken, intelligent and erudite
>There should be several scenes where a character of another nationality (e.g. American) tries to shame him but he fires back with a witty riposte
>He is happily married with 3 kids (Raising the next generation is important) and has a beautiful wife who is an expert cook but also a skilled engineer
>He is an expert mathematician and is constantly working on solving the big unsolved problems of mathematics

Some ideas based off what I've experienced

Hey, how do you turn off flags and IDs in threads on here?

>>23434937
You don't. The thread was moved from /v/