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Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23444568 [Report] >>23444573 >>23444693 >>23444976 >>23450128
Of all of America's so-called allies, is there is a more worthless parasite than Australia?

We protect their worthless desert island from China and Indonesia and, in turn, they give us absolutely nothing other than sending their unwanted migrants to our shores.

Most countries are either America's bitch or China's bitch, but Ausfailia is one of the only countries that manages to be both. Their resource economy is dependent entirely on China - and, just like with America, they contribute nothing to China either, existing only as a worthless parasite.

Australia is the most vile, disgusting, and utterly worthless shit stain on the globe. It is a putrid, festering polyp on the anus of mankind; a giant fecal smear on human civilization. Australia has absolutely no culture of any sort (unless you count binge-drinking, wife-beating, meth-smoking, yelling racist abuse on public transportation, and producing violent child pornography as "culture"), it has no history (other than genocide, and they couldn't even do that with any success), and it has contributed absolutely nothing to the world in its entire existence (to date, Australia's greatest contributions to the world have been The Wiggles and vegemite). Thankfully, however, with climate change accelerating at its current rate, this miserable desert island of inbred, singlet-wearing, kangaroo-fucking drunken retards will hopefully be plunged into the ocean within the next century (and, when that happens, absolutely nothing of any value will be lost).
Anonymous (ID: Y3TmLxFc) United States No.23444573 [Report]
>>23444568 (OP)
Add europeans to that list
Anonymous (ID: Xv1Y74+y) United States No.23444693 [Report] >>23444798
>>23444568 (OP)
Scully did nothing wrong
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23444798 [Report]
>>23444693

Basedtroon dot shitty

Go back there, faggot
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23444976 [Report] >>23447678
>>23444568 (OP)
>wah wah no contributions
You mean things like refrigeration, anonymous voting, photolithography, underwater torpedoes, electric drills, notepads, fluidfilm thrust bearings, the tank, anthrax vaccine, crankless engine, electric pacemaker, sunscreen, yank tanks, the iron long, degaussing of ships, Mills Cross telescope, DME, teeth braces, flight recorders, ultrasound, rack and pinion steering, latex gloves, WiFi, cervical cancer vaccine (yes, we cured cancer), quantum bits and quantum logic gates.

What has America produced again? Loud, fat tourists and le reddit
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23447678 [Report] >>23448108
>>23444976

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

Spoiler alert: we've invented way more than your desert shithole ever has.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448108 [Report] >>23448113
>>23447678
>responds to an argument no one made
Typical American retardation on display
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448113 [Report] >>23448127
>>23448108

>What has America produced again?

>an argument no one made

Only Ausfailians can combine utter retardation and smugness like this.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448127 [Report] >>23448150
>>23448113
My argument was your people are shit and you invented Reddit, you borderline sentient giga moron.
I'm honestly laughing, out loud, at another dumb yank cunt trying to understand nuance in text.
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448150 [Report] >>23448153
>>23448127

Yes, we invented Reddit. We also invented 99% of everything else that you use every single day.

The Australian "people" are the most worthless subhuman garbage ever to walk the planet. If a terrorist slaughtered an Australian preschool, I would laugh my ass off (especially if they did it on Anzac Day). The life of a roofucker has no more value than the life of a flea or a tick.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448153 [Report] >>23448165
>>23448150
>Laughs about fictional terrorism on Australian soil while the whole world laughs at Trumps America, school shootings, and 9/11
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448165 [Report] >>23448167
>>23448153

>actually thinks that he isn't America's little bitch (while simultaneously also being China's little bitch, India's little bitch, and Indonesia's little bitch)
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448167 [Report] >>23448170
>>23448165
>thinks selling dirt to people who don't have any worker protections like we do is somehow demonstrating our weakness.
Tell me again about how Americans don't have holidays or healthcare
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448170 [Report] >>23448179
>>23448167

Remind me again: who pays for your defense? Oh, that's right: we do. Otherwise, you would just be another colony of China.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448179 [Report] >>23448194
>>23448170
Yes, buy our dirt and we'll let you have an airbase in the fucking desert. Lol, you defend us practically for free. Who's the bitch again?
>China colony
China loves Australia you dumbshit. Try updating your info for something past 1996
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448194 [Report] >>23448232
>>23448179

The only reason we defend you is because having you as our bitch is strategically convenient for us, considering your proximity to China.

You're right: China loves Australia. They love having you as their bitch as well. Somehow, you manage to be America's bitch, China's bitch, Indonesia's bitch, and India's bitch all at the same time. Talk about national pride.

BTW, have fun with your housing bubble bursting in the coming years (along with Trump finally cutting off your free ride, causing all of your retarded Centrelink recipients to riot because they can't get US-funded welfare anymore).
Anonymous (ID: e9uRTb8R) Russian Federation No.23448231 [Report]
who's in the wrong here, who's winning the debate
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448232 [Report] >>23448240
>>23448194
>Thinks Australia is a recipient of foreign aid
Hahaha. Holy shit Americans are dumb.
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448240 [Report] >>23448252
>>23448232

>foreign aid

No, retard, it's called us paying for your defense (along with us paying for pretty much everything else in your worthless desert island). But your free ride will soon be coming to an end, so I hope you enjoy being a colony of China. Not like you have any rights to begin with, of course. Australia is one of the only countries in the world with no bill of rights of any sort.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23448252 [Report] >>23448272
>>23448240
You don't pay for our defense you dumbcunt. You yourself said the only reason you do wah wah wah it's in your best interests.
That's right. Australia has positioned itself to come out well regardless of who wins in the USA vs China war. Somehow that makes us "less than" despite being gigachad 4D chess moves.
Australia doesn't have a bill of rights because we're not a country of absolute greedfucks like America.
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23448272 [Report] >>23448316 >>23448316
>>23448252

>You don't pay for our defense

Then who does? China? LOL. You certainly wouldn't survive without being either America's lap dog or China's lap dog, hence why you're currently both. You will never be an independent nation capable of sustaining itself without relying on other countries with actual power.

>Australia doesn't have a bill of rights because we're not a country of absolute greedfucks like America.

>having rights is greedy

This is what roofuckers actually believe.

It's really a shame that Man Haron Monis only managed to rid the world of two roofuckers. Hopefully, the next goat-fucking jihadist on Aussie shores will be much more successful.
Anonymous (ID: N0cjfKcT) United States No.23448307 [Report] >>23448318
I like Australians, the ones I’ve works with professionally have been nothing but nice and a great sense of humor.
Anonymous (ID: Kedc2O8H) Australia No.23448316 [Report] >>23449935
>>23448272
>Thinks gifting America ports, air bases, and nuclear testing sites means they exclusively for our military.
Meanwhile your paper tiger navy gets scared by houthi rebels with RPGs
>>23448272
>Thinks rights are needed when no one is trying to take them away
Maybe check how valuable your rights are when your culture deems it okay for ICE agents to detain citizens without cause
Anonymous (ID: Kedc2O8H) Australia No.23448318 [Report]
>>23448307
Thanks, friend. We like you too.
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23449935 [Report] >>23450277
>>23448316

>no one is trying to take them away

Top fucking kek. You have no freedom of speech of any sort, nor do you have any other rights. Your politicians can literally outlaw all protests (which they have actually done): https://archive.is/gdiao
Anonymous (ID: AHYnmRDW) United Kingdom No.23450128 [Report] >>23450133
>>23444568 (OP)
Your butthurt about the US anthem being booed at wwe crown jewel aren’t you ?
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23450133 [Report] >>23450250
>>23450128

No, because I don't watch brainrot garbage.
Anonymous (ID: AHYnmRDW) United Kingdom No.23450250 [Report]
>>23450133
You are literally on 4chan right now saying you don’t look at brain rot
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23450277 [Report] >>23450287
>>23449935
We just had one of the biggest protests ever.
Had another on Sunday.
What are you blathering about, you smooth-brained niggeroid?
Anonymous (ID: OwidYqBY) United States No.23450287 [Report] >>23450680
>>23450277

Victoria has outlawed all protests before. Australian authorities can prevent any protest that they want to. You only have state-approved protests.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23450680 [Report] >>23451011
>>23450287
>thinks freedom means you can put others at risk
Victoria "outlawed" protests during COVID lockdowns you dumb fuck. How many million Americans died because you had riots during COVID?
>can outlaw any protest they want to
No, they can't. They tried to shutdown the last two protests in support of Palestine and failed. Very few protests in Australia are stopped by the police, and the ones that do get shutdown are for public safety concerns, which are always then mitigated by working with the police to hold a protest.
Meanwhile if you protest in America you get the national guard called on you.

To help you understand: our police facilitate protests so they don't results in riots and looting like every protest in your chimp infested country turns into.
Anonymous (ID: q5B/zy6c) Poland No.23451011 [Report] >>23451773
>>23450680

>Victoria "outlawed" protests during COVID lockdowns

Damn, you had Covid lockdowns in 2013?

https://archive.is/gdiao

Fucking retard.
Anonymous (ID: 8UShC0AC) Australia No.23451773 [Report]
>>23451011
>Cites law used once since inception to block COVID protests
>Thinks it's a gotcha
Anonymous (ID: q5B/zy6c) Poland No.23451913 [Report] >>23452351
An old thread that tells you everything you need to know about Ausfailia: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/36547822/
Anonymous (ID: a8qo2hb9) Australia No.23452351 [Report]
>>23451913
Lol, I mean, coming from a pollack?