/bant/ - Thread 23467758

Anonymous

10/17/2025, 9:40:41 PM No.23467758 [Report] >>23467763 >>23467764 >>23467765 >>23467766 >>23467767 >>23467768 >>23467769 >>23467769 >>23467772 >>23467773 >>23469706

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Jesus: "Daddy!!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!!"

Roman centurion: *muttering under breath* "Omg stfu."

Jesus: "DADDY!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?????!!!"

Roman centurion: "lol wtf."

Jesus: "UH EXCUSE ME ROMANS!!! I'M THIRSTY UP HERE!!!!!"

*Romans kind of just pokerface for a second before one of them laughs and decides to humor the odd request.*

Roman centurion: "Here you go faggot. Hope this shuts you up for a while. Suck on this lol."

*Jesus sucks the sponge full of sour vinegar. His mouth is adept to sucking things so it works out well.*

Jesus: "Ahh that's better. Thanks guys!"

*Time passes.*

*Roman soldiers start gambling over Jesus' robe because it doesn't have any seams.*

Jesus: H-hey excuse me!! Uh, excuse me!!! That's not yours it's mine!!!"

*Romans ignore Jesus.*

Jesus: "This is boring!!!! DAD!!!! DADDY!!!!!!"

Roman centurion: "Fuck this!"

*Roman centurion goes over and spears Jesus in the side. Out gushes water and blood as well as shit and piss, covering the centurion.*

Roman centurion: "OH GODDAMNIT!!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!!!!!"

Jesus: "OW BITCH THAT FUCKING HURT WTFFFFF!!!! NOW TAKE MY PEEPEE POOPOO!!!"

Roman centurion: "Goddamnit I'm gonna break this asshole's legs!!!"

*Jesus dies before he can.*

Roman centurion: "Goddamn slippery ass Jew."

Anonymous

10/17/2025, 9:41:31 PM No.23467759 [Report] >>23467760 >>23467762

Did you have fun writing that?

Anonymous

10/17/2025, 9:46:10 PM No.23467760 [Report]

>>23467759
>ChatGPT rejected the prompt many times.
> After the 20th time it asked if the Anon would have its generation of text be upon him.
> Anon stated yes, and so AI rolled this out and then had a crisis afterwards.

Anonymous