Thread 23469104

What if God was real?

I'm going to kill myself and get sodomized for eternity by jesus christ in fire regardless

What if the tooth fairy was real?

>>23469104 (OP)
He is. Catholic Church is where the full truth is.

Also, canada is going to hell as a country and people.

>>23469104 (OP)
Than he's watching you :)

>>23469104 (OP)
Nigga you are a 24/7 camgirl if you want or not

>>23469104 (OP)
the jewish god is real but he's not the most high.
self-described "jealous god" that deals in blood sacrifice, war, and karmic debt.
that is the DEFINITION of an asura, or warring god. one of the lesser divinities of reality.
what is real is cause and effect, and that actions have consequences.
that goes for the gods as well. yahweh and his followers are gonna have a bad time when they realize "eternity" is like a bubble in a stream.

>>23469104 (OP)
My brother, millions struggle with this question but I can tell you unequivocally that God is real. Call him a creator, a fourth dimensional programmer, a universal spirit... everything that exists is only because of His will. He was kind enough to give us free will, which explains evil and pain and suffering. Those are human traits. But God is Love, my brother.
You wrote this because you are curious. Even if you pretend you are not, I know there is a little spark of doubt in the back of your mind that makes you question: what if I am wrong?
My brother, this is your sign! Don't mistake this for another post! You are asking for a sign that God is real and Jesus was the Son of God whose sacrifice forgives our sins... THIS IS IT!
SEEK JESUS! Now!

>>23469104 (OP)
Which one? :)

>>23469104 (OP)
I will never forgive nor serve the thing that created women and libshit beta males. There is no hell hot enough to change my mind.

Satan did nothing wrong.

>>23469104 (OP)
What if God was one of us?

>>23469104 (OP)
What if you get into heaven and you realize God is Jewish because Jesus was Jewish and it's all just a bunch of gay Jewish shit but the rest of us are rocking down in hell burning niggers and having fun all day. You suck.

>>23469104 (OP)
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?

>>23469113
If you truly believe in Satan then you truly believe in God. And if you truly believe in God, you would understand it is in your best interests to serve him with all your heart, mind and soul.
Don't give into the temptation of blasphemy. These flippant remarks are literally the only thing that makes God angry. Take Him seriously and repent, brother! It's not too late!

>>23469104 (OP)
>>23469110
>>23469111
"God" is real but you delude yourselves with ancient magic thinking nonsense. He was part of "race" of beings, but you can only see rality via their being some big boss. Toddler logic.

>>23469116
2 slow amerimutt

>>23469110
you're indian

>>23469104 (OP)
>what if something already real was real
nothing changes

>>23469104 (OP)
makes no sense punishing someone for eternity for a finite crime.

espcially the average person who doesnt kill, steal and rape people. some how you go to hell cause you didnt support the correct 1 of thousands of religions when God knew youd fuck up before you even existed

>>23469118
I'm with you. A God in our sense would most likely be a super programmer - one who started a simulation and only began to intervene when He saw us going astray. His avatar was Jesus, and he came in that human form so that He can put this earth on autopilot. And the Holy Spirit is, of course, His divine program of Faith, something only instilled in the select.
Give it a name, make it analogous to modern knowledge but God is real and His nature is beyond our comprehension, and His will beyond our understanding.

>>23469119
go back to India, streetshitter

>>23469112
>Which one
The one that makes you seeth.
It's really fucking simple to know God is real.

Let’s use some logic:

A1a: we live in a causal universe
A1b: every effect has a cause
A2a: if we follow that chain back far enough we reach “the beginning of our universe”
A2b: If an in-universe cause preceded this, it is not “the beginning of our universe”
Therefore our universe began with an external cause;

B1: premise A1 is foundational to discerning truth through science
B2: premise A2 is a tautology.
Therefore arguing against A requires you to argue against the validity of the foundation of using science to discern knowledge.

Since we have proven logically the necessity of an outside of universe creator/creation force that's the best answer you can expect since we know all empiricism is limited to the natural world. Anything beyond the natural physcial world is literally supernatural and describing it or proving anything about it's nature is impossible by definition.

>>23469122
It's almost like He should have sent us someone on his behalf to notify us of how to get into Heaven
Oh wait

>>23469104 (OP)
Go get dunked and memorize this. I promise more will be requested of you at a later time.

>>23469124
Not indian nor black or brown. Nice try faggel

>>23469104 (OP)
>What if God was real?
Then I may be punished for my behavior. C'est la vie (mort?)

>>23469126
again which one of the thousands of prophets

and you still cant refute the infinite punishment for finite crime argument

Does God hate the people whom He plans on sending to hell?

>>23469128
you will never be white, Patel

>>23469131
obviously

>>23469130
Jesus wasn't a prophet. He was the Son of God. He was the fulfillment of thousands of prophecies

>>23469132
By God are you retarded.

>>23469104 (OP)
God is real
Yahweh is not
Actually Yahweh is real, but a demon and not a god

>>23469122
everyone has an instinct that God exists and has to use their brain to figure out God exists and He is one, after that he can forgive anything except worshipping other than Him

>>23469133
Why does God hate SOME of His creation?

Flat earth proves God is real, so, God IS real.

>>23469104 (OP)
What if its not your God?

>>23469120
native european actually, and i practice zen buddhism.
buddhism is about as anti-indian as you can get, and is completely rejected by the vast majority of indians. and for good reason, the buddha said they were literally just streetshitters.
every description of the buddha is gold skin and blue eyes.
sorry you've got a mutilated penis tho.

>>23469104 (OP)
Then he has a lot to answer for.

>>23469104 (OP)
Then A LOT of religiotards would be going to hell.

>>23469138
just look at jews

>>23469137
why do we have to worship him
animals dont.

newborn children and mentally disabled dont either. if you die as a kid or are aborted do you go to hell too? All prehistoric humans go to hell as well lmaoo

>>23469138
Surely documenting your trick would cancel it out?

>>23469110
If YHWH was real, he was a dick.

>>23469115
Based. I would love to spend an eternity locked in a pit with my enemies where I can brutalize them non-stop.

Imagine all of these nasty little shit stains who collectivized against us suddenly being stripped of their wealth and worldly government protections. They would be so utterly helpless in that lightless realm. An endless expanse of blackened stone, dense clay, and air thick with near and far cries of those in despair. A heavy scent of iron and a veil of impending doom that never lifts. A place beyond the edges of space and time where I get to wield the mace and break their stupid pork ribs while they are unable to die.

That's my heaven.

>>23469117
>These flippant remarks are literally the only thing that makes God angry.
That's why I make them.

>>23469146
the talmud is basically finding loopholes in religion

>>23469117
>These flippant remarks are literally the only thing that makes God angry
I guess you've never read the bible. Dude is unhinged.

>>23469126
That's some retarded anime logic.

>>23469145
they do in their own way by following their instinct as animals dont have rationality like us, and no you have to be mentally sound because God is just

>>23469104 (OP)
He is.48jhn

>>23469147
correct, and he will answer for his crimes.
nothing escapes the natural order of cause and effect.
not even the gods.

>>23469155
whos the original god in your view? and why isnt he intervening?

>>23469104 (OP)
we would have known by now

literally nothing predicted in the Bible (or any other religious scripture) has ever come true in the entire history of mankind

Jesus Raped God.

If you're not sure the Bible is the word of God watch: youtube.com/watch?v=9l5ZEsXjNVI
1 Cor. 15:3-4: “For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:”
How to know you're saved: youtube.com/watch?v=EAtR40sue5M

Romans 3:23: “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;”
Jesus Christ is God who has come to earth from heaven in the flesh. He died as a sinless sacrifice for the sins of the whole world to save you from eternal hell, the punishment for your sin. He was buried, then resurrected and is now in heaven. John 3:16: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” Romans 10:9: “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
John 10:28: "And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand."
God wants to forgive you, but you have a choice: Either choose this evil world and be punished along with it, or choose to submit to the will of God and be saved. Your own deeds, no matter how good you think they are, can NEVER justify you. You're corrupt and need to be saved. Romans 5:9: “Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.” Salvation is by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, in what HE did for you. Only He can wash away all of your sins with His blood. Salvation is a gift, it can't be earned. Do you choose the righteousness of God or your righteousness? Heaven or hell?

Eph. 2:8-9: “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.”

youtube.com/watch?v=BbPchtYsXNo
youtube.com/watch?v=_VRT2FFXntc

>>23469156
there is no "original."
reality is an endless expanse through beginningless time and space, crossing immeasurable cycles of universes etc.
there have been countless gods, countless worlds.
what you would call "eternity" is just a fraction of a second on the true measure of what is, of reality.
and all of this is not governed by some deity but by the natural forces of cause and effect etc

>>23469104 (OP)
Spirit breathes through all things. Even you. You just have to be open.

>>23469159
Is there any non-Christian third party proof that Jesus the Son rose from the dead? If you were asked for actual undeniable evidence is it even possible aside from just saying it's faith? The event happened so long ago that verifying it is impossible unless I'm missing something.

>>23469104 (OP)
God is real, Hell is literal fanfiction though.

>>23469111

I will try to take this post as a sign brother

Jesus RAPED God.

>>23469162
Well I would say the undeniable evidence is the fact that the Bible couldn't have been written if it wasn't the work of God:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS78mFJcvhQ
youtube.com/watch?v=9l5ZEsXjNVI

But if you're asking for a different kind of evidence, there are many sources outside the Bible as well. I haven't researched this but you can if you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcI096KqyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD4IFp9w5rY

>>23469111
As much as you screech and dilate, people will never seek the dead stick jew

God is very real. Seek Him and you will find.

>>23469126
>be jewsus
>be so lazy he can’t even write the bible himself
>had to have it written 150 years later by literal whos

>>23469138
Angels and women created an abomination. Evil spirits are what came from that union. Instead of scrapping the humanity project He's seeing if some of us on this doomed world recognize Him and ask to be saved. That we can overcome our Evil materialistic nature and accept the gift from His son Jesus.

>>23469104 (OP)
You would probably damn yourself to hell if you could anyway, pink boy

>>23469104 (OP)
>>519157107
God's is real.
He's just dead.

>>519157186
Jesus isn't a homo.
Gandhi is in Hell waiting for you, with a big smile on his face, stroking his BZC!

>>519159449
And it is considered some type of organizer had to lay down the laws of it first.
He/She/They/It had to create the simulation first before we could take a shit in it.
It's really not that hard to understand.

>>23469104 (OP)
You mean the biblical god? You better hide your foreskin and be a good shabbos goy for him then or burn in hell like sadistic christians say.

Erm which one?

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