Thread 23484499

Where is there hope for people like me?
>homeless with good job
>live in car
>winter coming
>probably gonna die
>no friends
>no females
>no enjoyment in life
>fucked up childhood so I am autistic in every social scenario
>literally no hope everything is meaningless

>Monopoly
Holy shit come over to /tg/ and let's play literally anything else

>>23484499 (OP)
>>homeless with good job
>>live in car
>>winter coming

You can stay at my home. Winters are mild. Desert in California, summer is a bitch and I have a/c.

>>23484500
what a cool fucking anon lol /tg/ still has some light left in it

>>23484500
monopoly is the best game, shithead

>>23484501
U got place for a brother? I can share my BBC with you and your wife if you had one

>>23484501
I will literally drive there rn and say fuck my life.

>>23484499 (OP)
I last saw this wallpaper at my parents' house when I was a child.

>>23484499 (OP)
Do you have warm clothes to wear in your car? Like base layers? Blankets? Ive only slept in a car once during a very cold water.

>homeless with good job

IDK bro.. you can probably at least find a room for rent that is less than cost of an apartment at least. No need to freeze in your car. Or you can relocate somewhere more warm.

>>23484508
No i cant im fucking inept

>>23484507
I could warm him up too.
Find me at BBC lane 20", Bronx next to Walmart

>>23484509
Try searching online for a room. Some $100s a month and you have somewhere warm to live and a bathroom to use and kitchen. I used to find rooms to rent on Craigslist years ago. Not sure what the best site is now

>>23484511
BBC.com

>>23484508
Most “good jobs” can’t even cover a shitbox studio apartment anymore nigger. Why do you even bother to make statements like this?

>>23484513
Tbf it can be cheaper to rent a room than a rent whole studio apartment.

>>23484504
KEK

>>23484499 (OP)
Come on down to a shelter and scoop up a slut. I meet the craziest hottest schizo homeless girls. They put out. It's fucking sweet.

>>23484499 (OP)
Just leave lol. Are you too white supremeo to leave your little fag hamlet? You won’t racemix with some nigger Dutch? Go forth and conquer or at least kill yourself on national TV.

>>23484505
>I will literally drive there rn and say fuck my life.
No problem.

Go to x.com join. Then DM me https://x.com/GovLambright or email Lambright@gmail.com

>>23484499 (OP)
similar situation here only I don't live in my car (yet)
solution is to find something that gives you satisfaction, for me it's travelling the world and taking photographs
also fucking prostitutes in the ass
how do you manage showers?

>>23484518
I'll give you directions.

>>23484499 (OP)
too many.
but life is very short, and so the battle is spiritual. talk to Jesus, humbly; He didn't die for you to leave you alone. you may have a great heroic moment that in it's unfolding seems quite mundane, but you'll miss that glory if you are incarcerating yourself in a fortress of hopeless temporal facts limiting Providential work that comes through faith.

>>23484518
I will help you subscribe to all the Blacked porn sites known to mankind.

>>23484509
do the shit we're always memes on euro's for where you like get some clay pots and some candles and shit

You're homeless by choice. I slept in my truck for a few weeks and I made $130k and had $100k cash in the bank.

>>23484499 (OP)
>i can't make it in one of the easiest times on planet earth
Maybe you just don't deserve to make it. My ancestors used to have to engage in close combat with cave bears to stay out of the elements so they could live to the ripe old age of 23. Maybe you're a bitch.

>>519390291
I live a day away from ya Wayne! What is that giant blackhole next to your lot on Applemaps? Is that a nuclear test site?

>>23484519
>>23484499 (OP)
Find a homeless shelter with cool check-in and out times. Get a zero degree sleeping bag and you'll be good. It just sucks listening to all the boomers snoring in the military tent.

>>23484503
Most people missed the point of the game. It was designed as a way to illustrate that capitalism concentrates wealth in the hands of the few landowners and that any kind of ownership of companies and real estate results in a MONOPOLY.

Americans are like "wow, I want to be the super rich guy exploiting everyone!" despite their chances of achieving that are one in a million.

>>23484526
>What is that giant blackhole next to your lot

Gigantic solar farm.

>>23484505
You should keep in mind that Wayne doesn't actually live in a home (its a shed). No running water/plumbing and barely enough electricity to get by. You'd be better off in your car.

>>23484509
>No i cant im fucking inept
You're not fucked you can camp at my place till summer, or stay the summer, I don't care. i'm just trying to help. I only have all this, I'll squeeze you in.

>>23484499 (OP)
The autism is a killer. If I hadn't caught the 'tism I'd probably be living a cozy middle class life right now. But rigid thinking and difficulty adapting to new situations makes small inconveniences into big struggles. Not much we can do but keep gritting our teeth and trying to move forward. Hope you find a lucky break anon.

>>23484531
Ok im following you. But the problem is I live in wisconsin and my job is here. I have like 3k to my name and no investments besides 2 oz 24k gold

>>23484499 (OP)
Become a criminal. Join leftist protests, try to cozy up to the older people (they really want to be accepted) and try to be really positive. Be honest about being a weirdo without being negative. Hopefully you can get a job smuggling Mexicans if you come off as a real doer. Treat it like a mission.

>>23484533
>But the problem is I live in wisconsin and my job is here.
Be a slave or free on my land.

3K in the bank, that will last you two years for food. Live Wisconsin and return in the spring.

>>23484503
Weak bait. Even normies like me hate monopoly.

>>23484525
Oh look it's the crab bucket just world hypothesis bootstraps shill right on schedule

>>23484528
That's great but it has no bearing on how fun the game is or is not. But like real monopolies, it's tedious and drains the life out of you, which makes it a bad game.

>>23484536
And yet none of you understand WHY Monopoly sucks.
Because it was designed after capitalism to show the end state.

>>23484539
We know why. We have heard this snapple cap trivia our whole lives. You repeating reddit trivia over and over, like monopoly, is tedious and drains us of the will to live.

>>23484533
>Ok im following you.
What username?

>>23484529
Nice solar farm. Did your mommy build it for you?

>>23484541
Get in the car, it's only a 2 day drive with 13 hours for rest. Welcome to your new life.

>>23484533
You're homeless, boss. That job can't hold you back.

>>23484542
>Nice solar farm. Did your mommy build it for you?
Triggered by my success much?

>>23484540
So die.

>>23484544
>That job can't hold you back.
For a low IQ it will. Slaves can't give up there chains, it's all they have.

>>23484499 (OP)
Would you like a list of your local jewish judges, lawyers, and activists?

>>23484543
How about my BBC? No new life for it?

>>23484545
Yes.

>>23484546
Give me more trivia first.

OP doesn't look psychotic at all. topkek
Have fun w/ that, Wayne.

>>23484549
>How about my BBC? No new life for it?
I think it's better if I don't live with people who don't have my world views or values.

>>23484550
>Yes.
Nothing stopping you from your own version of success.

>>23484538
>it's tedious and drains the life out of you
It was designed to be that way. When it was first submitted, Parker Brothers found something like 30 critical flaws in it. The game is repetitive and has no comeback mechanism.

>>23484553
I'm just trolling, anyways I hope OP has luck and you too.

>>23484511
It doesn't work anymore. Same with couchsurfing.net. they both used to be really good for finding a place to crash but lately craigslist is practically dead and couch surfing wants you to pay through the site directly and is now super expensive.


Back in '08 I used to couch surf and ride the super cheap Megabus between DFW and Austin. It was super comfy actually. Now it's only illegals doing that shit.

>>23484505
lol he just doxxed you>>23484541
i wouldnt trust randoms on the internet. rent a room with a lock from some reputable hosts (reviews online). this guy could be a weirdo or thinks can go south in future when he wants you out. not smart

>>23484499 (OP)
Find a fat lonely GF with an place to stay. In exchange for mawin' down on some chowder-puss, you get a warm bed (and bosom) for the winter.

>>23484528
People have beaten the winner with those game boards when they lost. It is very frustrating losing long past the point of no return. Then when it looks like you might catch a break, you can't broker a good deal to buy the winning guy's property in any meaningful way.

>>23484552
Look at my channel retard. Its a comedic poker channel

find a hostel, some allow long-term stay for less than rent. if you have a good job you can afford it. use hostelworld.

>>23484509
>>23484541
kek, I remember you from /trv/. This is about the outcome I was expecting but at least you're not in jail. Good luck tardbro.

>>23484557
Is a bit concerning but Idk how Americans work at least in my 3rdWorld we say stranger danger

>>23484553
Where do you shit? Do you use toilet paper? What do you do with the toilet paper? Bury it?

>>23484552
>OP doesn't look psychotic at all. topkek
>Have fun w/ that, Wayne.

Not much bothers me. I'm also a large person at 6'3" 270lbs. A former wrestler and a brown belt in Judo. I'm not bullet proof, otherwise I'm confident we'll both be hurt badly.

>>23484542
Don't you try to bully Wayne senpai!

>>23484565
>brown belt in Judo
If OP shows up you should start training again and have him help you grind out your black belt.

>>23484565
Why are you breaking the internet rules so hard?

>>23484564
Shit at work. Shower planet fitness. Throw toilet paper in the Ganges

>>23484499 (OP)
Nigger nigege test

>>23484558
Even fat chicks are too good for anybody nowadays. It's bizairre.

I used to be able to.go out and score pussy pretty easy. Fat chick fallback was always super reliable. Now? They want to do that thing where they gather enough info about you to find something to pick on and reject you. It's why dating apps all suck. Fat bitches trying to act like they are hot shit (they are not).

>>23484565
Imagine the smell.. When was the last time you showered, Wayne? Be honest.

>>23484565
I am not mentally at all dont worry. My pickup is meant to look kind of dumb. Ill keep you in mind if im ever out that way again.

>>23484499 (OP)
>literally no hope everything is meaningless
This is the one aspect of your life over which you have total control

>>23484568
The internet rules are fake and gay. Your computer or phone doxes the shit out of you wherever you go. Only a retard thinks there is any anonymity on the internet.

The only internet rules that are sacred are:
Rule 34
It's a dude until you've seen a vajayjay
That's it.

ha ha!

>>23484571
>I used to be able to.go out and score pussy pretty easy.
I believe you. Those were the days. The average dude could have their pick of 6's and 7's, the occasional 8 if the planets aligned correctly.
The only action I've gotten lately is through immigrants who will fuck anything and swingers parties.
I can't imagine what it's like for young guys these days.

>>23484573
>I am not mentally at all dont worry. My pickup is meant to look kind of dumb. Ill keep you in mind if im ever out that way again.

OK, you do you, and I'll do me.

>>23484568
>Why are you breaking the internet rules so hard?
Heads up, there are no rules in life. Bro tip 105.

>>23484573
>I am not mentally at all dont worry.
I don't worry anyhow, and all humans are dangerous animals. All. Especially women.

>>23484575
Boomers are wild

>>23484578
>Especially women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdGrZUnjPbU

>>23484573
Men who talk to fat bitches are mentally castrated. Why do you care what some obviously mentally ill cunt thinks? Why would you even want your dick near some pearchan looking bitch? Whenever i hear about pussyhounds bragging, i just remember this is Amerikike and most of the women he's talking about are fat hags.