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Anonymous United States No.23486565 [Report] >>23486566 >>23486567 >>23486605
ZUTT GENERAL /zug/ - AROUND ZUTTS...COVER YOUR BUTTS EDITION
(STOP DELETING THE GENERAL YOU STUPID JANNY, ITS RELIGIOPOLITICAL)

Discuss the political and religious implications of the al-ZUTT railing Mohammed ﷺ Also post your best ZUTT memes, hadithjaks, and related images

Important Resources:
https://sunnah2.com/262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zu%E1%B9%AD%E1%B9%AD
https://zutted.com

FAQ:
>What is the al-ZUTT story?
TL;DR Mohammed, the Prophet of the Muslim Faith got consensually assfucked by a bunch of tall, virile black men known as the ZUTT.
>Who were the ZUTT?
Literally extremely horny nigger-jeets from modern day Pakistan with massive dicks
>Where does the story come from?
Ahmad ibn Hanbal, Musnad Ahmad, Hadith no. 262.
>What does 'yarkaboun' mean? Does it have a sexual connotation?
Yarkaboun means "ride" and yes, just like in english, the word is used sexually.

Common Ummah Damage Control:
>ITS NOT AN AUTHENTIC HADITH
Its literally a Musnad, which means that it traces back to the Prophet Mohammed ﷺ. Also its narrated by Abdullah ibn Massud RA who was one of the prophets closest companions.
>YARKABOUN IS NOT SEXUAL SLANG
Wrong, in arabic the word is indeed used sexually. For example in Jami` at-Tirmidhi, specifically Hadith 2980 (Book 47, Hadith 32) the word is used to mean sexual penetration.
>I ONLY FOLLOW THE KORAN
Koranism is a meme. Without hadiths you wont know how to pray, fast, go on pilgramage, how much to pay in Zakat, the clothing prohibitions, etc.

>by posting in this thread you denounce the Koran, hadiths, Sunni and Shia schools, and declare your support for TUD (Total Ummah Death)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23486566 [Report]
>>23486565 (OP)
JANNIES ARE ZUTT SLUTS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23486567 [Report]
>>23486565 (OP)
Seething zuttsluts keep reporting the thread lmao
Anonymous Norway No.23486568 [Report]
KEEP BAKING THREADS LADS, DONT LET THE ZUTT GENERAL DIE

IT REALLY GETS ON MUZZIES' NERVES LMAO
Anonymous (ID: a4fllxsk) Palestine No.23486571 [Report] >>23486575 >>23486659 >>23486668 >>23486749 >>23488639
Isnt this political? Why was it moved here?
Anonymous (ID: 09evUSZ4) United States No.23486575 [Report] >>23486659
>>23486571
Mods are fags. They probably like zutt cock in them too.
Anonymous (ID: dSmlg8V7) United States No.23486599 [Report]
i hate intelligence agencies
Anonymous (ID: DNg4fS2d) Canada No.23486605 [Report] >>23486628 >>23488762
Yarkaboun il jimaal fi il sa7ra2/يَرْكَبُونَ الجِمَالَ فِي الصَّحْرَاءِ
^translates to They rode the camels
but here where the same word is used
Yarkaboun khu6a aslaafihom fi il 6alaal/يَرْكَبُونَ خُطَى أَسْلَافِهِمْ فِي الضَّلَالِ
^translates to They follow in the footsteps of their forefathers in misguidance.
Literally the same word with multiple meanings.
Forced meme.

>>23486565 (OP)
>Jami` at-Tirmidhi, specifically Hadith 2980 (Book 47, Hadith 32)
Ummmm the word in this hadith is حَوَّلْتُ (hawwaltu) not يَرْكَبُونَ (yarkaboun).
It means he turned his mount to doggystyle his wife.
Very disengenuine and utterly sad the lengths one has to go to spam this and how easily people believe it.
Anonymous (ID: tfpB0b3S) United States No.23486614 [Report]
>Somebody is ddosing 4choi.

>There is a fake /pol/ thread """RIP""" on four plebians.
Anonymous (ID: DNg4fS2d) Canada No.23486628 [Report]
>>23486605
Forgot picrel
Anonymous (ID: mYeqJNmp) United States No.23486659 [Report]
>>23486571
>>23486575
I wonder if some of these threads get moved to /lgbt/. Jannies please do that for the lols.
Anonymous (ID: 7vZX4reW) United States No.23486668 [Report] >>23488047
>>23486571
/pol/ jannies are muslims trying to hide the zuttening
Anonymous (ID: rHtuiK7X) Australia No.23486749 [Report]
>>23486571
do jannies really!!!
Anonymous (ID: U1IYHGQZ) United States No.23488047 [Report]
>>23486668
I guess so. sad. ZUTT TIME.
Anonymous (ID: iqWLSSWJ) United States No.23488639 [Report]
>>23486571
Qatar money. Mods are a psyop.
Anonymous (ID: 2XO/DesM) Russian Federation No.23488688 [Report]
muslims le bad even though they mass murder kikes and eurocucks from time to time
Bob Hunter (ID: bNXOYuDK) United States No.23488762 [Report]
>>23486605
Very disengenuine and utterly sad the lengths you have gone to move away from muzdog society, and into superior Indian society(Canada).