Thread 23495542

ZUTT GENERAL /zug/

Discuss the political and religious implications of the al-ZUTT railing Mohammed ﷺ Also post your best ZUTT memes, hadithjaks, and related images

>Poll
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQP2dPgd

Important Resources:
https://sunnah2.com/262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zu%E1%B9%AD%E1%B9%AD
https://zutted.com

ZUTT masterpieces:
https://vocaroo.com/110Swcn1neBJ
https://vocaroo.com/1jBH8P0HMzfW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQRcg3FB30

FAQ:
>What is the al-ZUTT story?
TL;DR Mohammed, the Prophet of the Muslim Faith got consensually assfucked by a bunch of tall, virile black men known as the ZUTT.
>Who were the ZUTT?
Literally extremely horny nigger-jeets from modern day Pakistan with massive dicks
>Where does the story come from?
Ahmad ibn Hanbal, Musnad Ahmad, Hadith no. 262.
>What does 'yarkaboun' mean? Does it have a sexual connotation?
Yarkaboun means "ride" and yes, just like in english, the word is used sexually.

Common Ummah Damage Control:
>ITS NOT AN AUTHENTIC HADITH
Its literally a Musnad, which means that it traces back to the Prophet Mohammed ﷺ. Also its narrated by Abdullah ibn Massud RA who was one of the prophets closest companions.
>YARKABOUN IS NOT SEXUAL SLANG
Wrong, in arabic the word is indeed used sexually. For example in Jami` at-Tirmidhi, specifically Hadith 2980 (Book 47, Hadith 32) the word is used to mean sexual penetration.
>I ONLY FOLLOW THE KORAN
Koranism is a meme. Without hadiths you wont know how to pray, fast, go on pilgramage, how much to pay in Zakat, the clothing prohibitions, etc.

Yes, non-jews and non-indians are also ZUTTposting. Deal with it

>by posting in this thread you denounce the Qur'an, hadiths, Sunni and Shia schools, and declare your support for TUD (Total Ummah Death)

Zutt zutt
In za butt

Zutt in Mohammed's butt

I must of dreamed they made me scream
Been hunted, getting doubled teamed
But I can hear the marching Jeets
They're moving into my sheets

Now, did you read the hadith today?
They say the prophet has gone gay
But I can see the disgusting sight
He's being ridden into the night

Theres too many zutts, too many people
Fucking too many prophets
And theres not enough lube to go around
Can't you see this a faith of confusion?

This is the world we live in
And our prophet he's been ridden'
Forget this and lets start trying
To find a faith worth believing in'

Oh prophet man where are you now?
Getting ridden so wrong somehow
Men that kneel, these men deflowered
Are getting zutted by the hour

This is the time, of the prophets disgrace
So we look to the future
But theres not much lube to go around
Tell me why this is a faith of confusion

This is the world we live in
And our prophet he's been ridden'
Forget this and lets start trying
To find a faith worth believing in'

I remember long ago
When his butt was burning
And all the Zutts were riding him, all through the night
In the wake this madness, they plugged his booty tight
So long ago

I won't be going to mosque tonight
My generation will put it right
And we're not just making promises
That we know we'll never keep

>>23495542 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ZEQj4rgpSWs?si=hu5Zsex6wkHQhlwE

>>23495544
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4OZy6ukXfO8

>>23495542 (OP)
Can you make a version with the hadith in russian ?

We buckbroken Palestinian men absolutely LOVE BIG INDIAN COCK!!!

We are SLUTS for BIG INDIAN COCKS!!!!

Memes aside, it reads like he was possessed or confronted by spirits and the line was meant to protect his friend from evil spirits

To say it’s butt sex is an unreasonable leap

PAJEETS BUST UPON HIM!

>>23495549
litterally never seen something more homosexual than this. LIke even gay porn is less homosexual

And jannied

MODS ARE MUTTS

>>23495606
true

>>23495542 (OP)
>jannies move jewish "meme" spam to bant
Oh no shill bros what do?

>>23495966
zutted?

>>23495545
LOL

>>23495966
>muslim sources are kike memes

>>23495542 (OP)
Nothing to discuss. Muhammed is a demon worshipping faggot pedophile and only retarded sandniggers would follow such a horrible "prophet"

It's just laughable.

>>23495545
very good, very nice

>>23495542 (OP)
>Yes, non-jews and non-indians are also ZUTTposting. Deal with it
Translation: yes its a spammed jewish/christgoylem psyop but stop telling everyone

It incites Zutt, Nutt Butt Slutts.
ZNBS’s. Your anuses are so itchy,
for those filthy cocks. They’ll get
a line going on that ass like they’re
cashing that check and grabbing
a cold one. You ZNBS.