Thread 23499820

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Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:03:59 PM No.23499820 [Report] >>23499821 >>23499822 >>23499823 >>23499824 >>23499825 >>23499827 >>23499828 >>23499829 >>23499831 >>23499836 >>23499838 >>23499843 >>23500363 >>23500752 >>23502461 >>23504311 >>23504337

It's my 30th birthday today

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Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:04:56 PM No.23499821 [Report]

>>23499820 (OP)
It's halfway over.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:05:12 PM No.23499822 [Report] >>23499834 >>23499835 >>23499840

>>23499820 (OP)
congrats!
wizard status?

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:06:27 PM No.23499823 [Report]

>>23499820 (OP)

30 aint bad

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:07:37 PM No.23499824 [Report]

>>23499820 (OP)
Happy birthday anon. Now gtfo this board and go find something better to do with your day.

Also not politics so sage.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:08:00 PM No.23499825 [Report] >>23499837

>>23499820 (OP)
Here is the good news: Once you're 40 you are going to think that 30 is young

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:09:28 PM No.23499826 [Report]

I always wondered what happened if you pandered to female lower instincts

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:09:41 PM No.23499827 [Report] >>23499830

>>23499820 (OP)
All downhill from here anon

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:09:49 PM No.23499828 [Report]

>>23499820 (OP)
Congratulations, you have hit male prime according to the TRP and can now fuck all the 18 year old bitches by creeping around a high school, I heard 18 year olds LOVE 30 year old men.
On a serious note, you're halfway there if you don't take care of your health, keep on keeping on.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:10:17 PM No.23499829 [Report] >>23499832

>>23499820 (OP)
Its all downhill now buddy in a few years youre gonna start feeling the paint
the tupi natives have a saying from 0 to 30 youre growing up for 30 after youre dying out
thay said hire a prostitute today buy some coke and have fun

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:12:07 PM No.23499830 [Report]

>>23499827
Not all downhill, for example you're less likely to get raped in prison than a 20 years old. Always look at the positives especially with that flag, you guys go to prison for jaywalking.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:12:26 PM No.23499831 [Report] >>23500363

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>>23499820 (OP)
it's over

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:13:40 PM No.23499832 [Report]

>>23499829
>buy some coke
How the fuck are people supposed to buy coke outside of Brazil lmao? You think we can just buy coke at the street corner like in your cartel city? Not that he should at 30 his heart is gonna explode.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:14:14 PM No.23499833 [Report]

Mwahaha they will never know our ancient secrets

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:14:20 PM No.23499834 [Report]

>>23499822
Odjebi budala.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:15:11 PM No.23499835 [Report]

>>23499822
There's too much competition nowadays so you have to make it all the way to 65 to obtain the powers

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:15:12 PM No.23499836 [Report] >>23499839

>>23499820 (OP)
Gratz bro, prepare to fucking DROWN in zoomette pussy. Idk whats wrong with their generation, but they just seem to spread dey legs for anyone 30/+

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:16:13 PM No.23499837 [Report] >>23499841

>>23499825
anon... no... not like this... :(
>t. 41

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:16:22 PM No.23499838 [Report]

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>>23499820 (OP)
Happy Birthday OP.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:17:02 PM No.23499839 [Report]

>>23499836
Zoomers are 30.

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:17:03 PM No.23499840 [Report]

>>23499822
Can you be a wizard if you put your raw dick (no condom) inside a woman's mouth? Does benis in vagina invalidate wizard status or is it any form of sex?

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:18:27 PM No.23499841 [Report]

>>23499837
>t. 41
Damn, you're old.
Shit, you stink.
How do you like that silver?

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:19:38 PM No.23499842 [Report]

I hope you bust the fattest nut anon <3

Anonymous

10/23/2025, 6:23:57 PM No.23499843 [Report]

>>23499820 (OP)
happy birthday bro

Anonymous (ID: cR5ovT1y)

10/23/2025, 6:34:30 PM No.23499862 [Report] >>23500363

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Anonymous (ID: 3Bv20WBp)

10/23/2025, 6:36:01 PM No.23499864 [Report]

Congratulation! Age about 31:
Life is faggoter within to brain those in hell might sense ]:-|

Anonymous (ID: VRT7noKw)

10/23/2025, 9:05:39 PM No.23500363 [Report] >>23505058

>>23499820 (OP)
>>23499831
>>23499862
Frieren my beloved

Anonymous (ID: Xe2A2C8C)

10/23/2025, 10:33:04 PM No.23500752 [Report] >>23501761

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>>23499820 (OP)
I'm 30 and fear the day i'll lose the ability to crack my neck and back by myself. Ive been to chiropractors and they tell me "you crack this thing yourself don't you" and I say yes but some days I wake up and I can't that day.

Anonymous (ID: Jh1ym5iA)

10/24/2025, 2:07:32 AM No.23501761 [Report]

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