Thread 23514421

What defines a good stand up show, a lot of laughs or making you feel uncomfortable?

>>23514422
Nobody laughed.

>>23514422
You just know Andy’s got the big penis

>>23514421 (OP)
The asians are still seething 20 years later, because they know everything she said is correct

WHO THE FUCK JUST LAUGHED?

I went in saw Nick Mullen years ago and it was 20 minutes of uncomfortable silence as he rambled about driving a girl to South Carolina to get her an abortion because it was the only state without covid laws at the time. He kept looking at me straight faced too everyone hated it. Then he told some stupid joke and the punchline had "chink" in it and everyone exploded in laughter because he stopped talking about abortion and said a slur. He also drank afterwards despite being publicly long time sober at the time

I thought it was funny because he spent a year talking shit about Nanette and then tried to do the same preachy melodrama shit in front of a crowd of like 50 spergs

>>23514427
>went in saw

>>23514427
I saw Nick Mullen last year in Irvine. He had some literal who woman as his opener. She kept making jokes about her period and abortion. Like straight up stereotypical jokes about being a woman. Meanwhile the crowd was like 90% beaners (including myself) so it was just nothing but awkward silences and pity laughs.

>>23514429
I saw him with Mike Recine who was distractingly fat at the time while using a 10 year old headshot where he looked like a stud. He was alright and mostly joked about being so fat he'd die before he'd see his kids grow up which was accurate but he was also doing womens rights shit. Feel like Mullen has zero clue who his audience is. Its fat Mexicans and racists but he's still trying to push this gay millennial socialist feminist thing he developed as a way to get pussy in his early 20s

>>23514430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptngBv13dEU
>Its fat Mexicans and racists
Pretty much the same thing. Nick did acknowledge tho on the Tim Dillion Show that his fanbase is mostly hispanic guys. It really took me by surprised when I went to go see him and all the men in the audience were hispanic.

Esther Ku is a femgooner, she displayed her ability to cum in seconds on the Opie and Anthony show.

>>23514421 (OP)
vagina humour

>>23514432
She masturbated in every episode of her podcast until her jewish agent made her to delete it

>>23514421 (OP)
Brvtal.

>>23514431
Lol he's going to have to pay more taxes.

>>23514432
The funniest thing she's ever done is when she on The Opie Show when Opie and Jim had a huge bitch fight and she was passive aggressively playing the radio hole.
>no guys don't fiiiigghhhttt.

The only Korean guys that ever seem to actually get with Korean women are chuds.

>>23514438
SK is basically the US if you amplify the stereotypes by like 5x. Also when it comes to feminists and chuds. Seoul is basically Chud City, lmao

>>23514439
sex civil war when?

>>23514421 (OP)
I'll always love this cute little bitch for instigating that 100 minute fight between Jim and Tits.

>>23514437
She instigated the whole thing by saying: I was a guest on your friend's show yesterday. Is that a problem?

She knew what she was doing. Everyone in that universe knew opie and anthony hated each other.

>>23514422
>You can't go from getting pistol whipped by Daquarious to having a home and family with William
She's right btw

>>23514440
UK...

>>23514422
You can't go back because white guys with selfsteem will see you as a coalburner and won't like to be with a whore like yourself who got negro cock inside her cunt. Yeah that's the reality, now fuck off and wait for your domestic violence future dead or single mother if you are so lucky that he left you, bitch.

>>23514440
Jesus, what the fuck happened in Korea between 2015-2020 to warrant such a dramtic divide?

>>23514446
Anti-natal cult of elderly childless women took over the government/media, google it I'm not kidding.

>>23514446
people getting redpilled about SK being run by a coven

>>23514446
The exposure of a feminist cult running the Worst Korean government.

I'm dead fucking serious.

>>23514446
female sk president was being influenced by a shadow feminist cult leader for a while which blew up massively around 2016

>>23514421 (OP)
>black
Repulsive joke

>>23514446
Microplastics and USAID had a role

>>23514422
>white guys will seem gay yet she buys her boyfriend shoes
>the fucking name Jamal being attractive
What a loser

>>23514446
I think that was around the time the scandal broke about their female president literally taking orders from some batshit insane billionaire feminist cult leader

>>23514421 (OP)
>>23514422
Women aren’t funny. Women are repulsive and hateful. What is it going to take to clue you simp losers in?

>>23514444
Brexit was such a massive failure that it completely discredited the establishment right.

>>23514446
You werent there for Gooknarok?

>>23514421 (OP)
Don't post the leap day webm

>>23514421 (OP)
I found the joke about her running over someone with a car sort of funny

>>23514421 (OP)
>>23514425
she's mid

>>23514456
Objectively wrong though, despite mass media campaigning to overturn the result people still say they're better off out than in. The real problem with the UK is that none of the statistics gathered are real. The UK government affiliated agencies gather data like Americans did for the Clinton-Trump election - biased in the hopes of performing social engineering.

You can disagree but growing up and living within a working class community in the UK I know what I see around me.

>>23514461
You're not fooling anyone, brownoid. Brexit (and treasonous Tories) are directly responsible for the flood of third-worlders and everyone actually living in Britain knows that.

>>23514462
Ah, you're an American with delusions of the EU being a ethnic European federation and not a corrupt bureaucracy owned by foreign billionaires. Italy has a demographic issue now rivalling the United Kingdom, as does France, Germany. These places are all in the EU.

>>23514463
Tell all the white people to be atheist and then get annoyed when Muslims and Hindus fill in the vacuum. It's genius. Don't forget to throw away the jew. We know they're just stinky.

Asian guys should just date black women

>>23514466
I hate you pieces of shit so much. Some cunt smiling and joking about the extinction of her own race and you’re completely fine with that just because you fantasize about wanting to fuck her. You’re probably an Indian spambot though.

>>23514462
You've got cause and effect backwards there friendo. The reason Brexit happened was specifically because brits wanted to get rid of foreigners and thought leaving EU would enable that.

>>23514467
>extinction of her own race
there are plenty of asians
a few diaspora asian women dating outside their own race is a drop in a vast bucket
you're just a seething chinkcel with a microdick

>>23514456
Nope, we're getting fucked by globalism, no matter what path we took. I'd rather be out of the EUSSR, regardless.
Sadly, the treasonous politicians just switched where we get invaded from, and who undercuts the wages.
>>23514461
Based. It's just a shame we've been run for decades by people who hate us. WW2 was unnecessary and it ruined us.
Though the Tories are treasonous enough to want foreign slaves to maximize profiteering, Liebour are particularly treasonous for deliberately abandoning the White working class for open-borders mass-immigration. Globalist vermin, all of them.
Voting out gave them a much deserved bloody nose, but they are still fucking us either way. Evil cunts.
Yes, gut our industry forever, outsource everything else to Red Chinese slaves, then have a fuckload of mercenary foreigners to suck up all the remaining jobs, and still be expect to work in a soul-destroying underpaid job and compete on such a shit playing field, as we march into wage-slavery.
It disappoints me that the British never fucking revolt, and never had the bollocks to vote Reform in the first time and spare us the current cunt PM.

>>23514421 (OP)
Can you edit out the black guys part it's making me vomit

What's really funny is Asian men do just fine with white, black, brown women now.
It took a few years but everything works out in the end.

>>23514474
is this actually true?

>>23514475
If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.

>>23514477
Terrible! That's what lack of confidence and years of negative stereotypes do to a man.

>>23514467
I mean, she's a comedian. Part of being a comedian is to say uncomfortable things for laughs. It's not like Asian people are in any danger of going extinct lol. But even if they were, why would an Asian person be required to feel some kind of obligation to his or her race? It's not just an Asian thing, I feel the same way about white chuds who go on about "race traitors" etc. I never made any promises to my race so how could I possibly betray it?

Asian dudes do tend to have a somewhat worse starting position in dating cause Asian genes make men look relatively more feminine on average than whites or blacks. However, I think 90% of the issues are personality-related. It's just that the stereotypical Asian hard-working, earnest personality isn't very attractive in the modern dating scene. Basically every Asian guy I've known who does not fit into that stereotype does well with women.

>>23514479
>>23514480
Simu?

>>23514421 (OP)
she's cute, i'd fuck her

>>23514480
The hard working earnest Asians quietly have long-term relationships as long as they aren't scared shitless of their own shadow.

>>23514480
yeah I know a filipino guy with a 6 pack and tattoos, he's like 5 foot 5 but slays but is a bit of a gangster/car guy. He's not the stereotypical japanese/korean/chinese timmy who studies 24/7

>>23514480
I'm in the opposite boat. I find jap women to be extremely attractive, but over there feminine looking men are considered the most attractive, so pulling quality pussy gets a lot harder

>>23514467
There are a couple billion Asians in Asia, living in 99.9% homogeneous societies. Occasionally white guys fly in and marry one and take them back to Europe/Australia/Canada with them. The only way you are even going to know they exist is if you are seeking out WMAF porn to watch them fuck.

>>23514484
Yet they're still outbred by nerds.
Little brownoids and their white Jewish masters need to drop this psyop.

>>23514483
Yeah that's true, even the hard working earnest Asian dudes I've known usually have a girl. They might not be Don Juan types who pull girls from bars but then, neither are the vast majority of guys from any race.

>>23514467
>asians going extinct
the utter state of this Botswanan shell collection forum

>>23514421 (OP)
why does the /tv/ board still only have soundless webms when porn boards like /gif/ get full video and sound?

>>23514441
That is Jim's "wife" without his wig and makeup on.

>>23514470
>vote Reform
You’d be voting for the exact people who want to gut all the infrastructure in our country and outsource it to other countries for scraps. It’s nothing but the brexiteers and Tory defectors who created the situation we’re in now even if Kier Starmer and his cabinet of single mums are doing nothing to solve it. The entire constitution of our country is fucked and we need to burn it down and build it up from scratch in a way that actually works for the general population of our country and not just bankers and politicians. No sense being patriotic when our country has always been a fucked up mess that just got lucky 100-200 years ago exploiting the resources of subjected nations. Britain’s peak was treating the American colonies so poorly they revolted for independence

>>23514466
the one taking the photo would've seen her vagina.....

>>23514477
Ever since playing katawa shoujo and seeing this post I fantasised about having a blind gf

>>23514421 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0yAwSynZY&
problem, chuds?