Does being tealess cause males to suck at everything they do because circles are smooth and having unmatching colors indicates lopsidedness?

Is it the reason frogs are dumb as hell, ugly as hell, tiny as hell, weak as hell, have ugly voices, and their tiny little frog fingers have no dexterity BECAUSE land and water don't match?

But, let me state a fact, GENE DIDN'T DRAW ANY OF THE DRAWINGS I SHOWED YOU.