Thread 23545271

I was starting to worry that riding lawnmower might’ve impregnated me when it ran me over, that or one of the hospital staff when I was under anesthesia.
Does this happen in your country?

It's getting to that point in your life when your period becomes a thing of the past.

probably

>>23545271 (OP)
it sometimes happens it can sometime happen for a few different reasons
maybe because of stress

All kinds of things happen in my country

>>23545286
>maybe because of stress
that'd make sense i reckon
>>23545288
what's something that happened recently?
i saw a black guy with a baseball bat walking away from an empty gas station at 10 PM
i looked at him & he started running instead of walking, but he didn't seem to react in any other way
very enderman-like

>>23545276
I’m 25, dick.

>>23545281
That’s a lot of Bidens.

>>23545286
That’s what the doc told me.

>>23545307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sJx9qbjetg

>>23545354
yeah you know
>>23545354
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sJx9qbjetg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs

>>23545271 (OP)
No this doesn't because I am a biological male and incapable of menstruation for I do not contain ovaries nor a vagina or uterus. I have a penis that transports and expels spermatozoa which is produced in my testicles for the purpose of reproduction.
Sometimes your diet can change the date. Other times mother nature just wants you to panic because you've been a slut lately.

>>23545271 (OP)
>riding lawnmower
>ran me over

wdym

>>23545271 (OP)
trannys dont get periods

>>23545271 (OP)
Op men cant menstruate, shitting blood doesn't count

>>23545354
You're 25? big oof.
You need to start making babies now if you don't want to spend all your future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for your little one.

>>23545271 (OP)
i remember watching some documentary before about catching male nurses having sex with female coma patients

>>23545271 (OP)
you should be hoping for it, its the only way your fat ugly ass will get a kid. clocks ticking

>>23546470
funny how that can happen even though we live in a niggercattle surveillance state

captcha: 82 MPH

>>23545677
>spermatozoa
That’s a very convenient word.

>>23545839
>be me at work
>get instructions to move old museum piece to auction line
>normally move cars to the auction line but figure what ever
>start it up and turns out it was in first gear
>proceeds to run me over, breaking six ribs, a collarbone and a radial
>get a free helicopter ride via workmen’s comp to a trauma center
>get two surgeries spend 15 days in a combination of ER and rehab center
>home now and on semi-disabled NEET leave until probably sometime early next year
>mfw

>>23546014
>You need to start making babies now if you don't want to spend all your future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for your little one.
I already spend all my future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for myself, I figure the apple won’t fall far from the tree in my case.

>>23546496
im old and this was a while ago :(

>>23546516

You bent over the front of it then turned the ignition.

>>23546516
what the fuck that could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you survived and recovered

>>23546522
ah i see..
i'm just pissed off lately sorry

>>23546725
i get attacked all the time but this was not one of those times
hope you're able to figure out the anger situation

>>23545271 (OP)
Make sure to name your baby after an anime character

>>23546516
basically you should get the ol' Fallopian tubes tied.

If you were under it, that would be impressive because it means you actually do stuff.

>>23545271 (OP)
kinda hot. but it's probably from the severe trauma you sustained.

>>23546758
>>23546783
the story was explained uhhh somewhere
i dont want to find the links
i just want to lay still

ah FUCK nevermind it was explainmde in erher aready

>>23546470
Please don’t tell me that… I was only joking.

>>23546485
IDK, I feel like there are plenty of spermatozoa donors on /bant/ alone I’d be set with autistic kids for life.

>>23546496
The patient rooms don’t have security cameras. I feel like it’s pretty easy to get away with.

>>23546526
No I was standing next to it and one of the big wheels in the back ran me over.

>>23546534
Thanks, it’s been… An experience thats for sure.

>>23546758
Beside it.

>>23546760
I’ve always liked the name Charlotte and there is an anime called that so I guess you could say id name my daughter after an anime.

>>23546767
Sounds expensive, I’m good.

>>23546971
>donors on /bant/ alone
only the indins since they have 0 standards i have a feeling you are to ugly for actual people

>>23547605
The actual people I’ve dated would say otherwise.
Chin up though, that means if I can get a date, so can you! (Maybe).

>>23546971
>The patient rooms don’t have security cameras. I feel like it’s pretty easy to get away with.
yeah i wasn't being sarcastic
it's absurd how easily that can happen despite how much invasive surveillance there is

we don't have our cake or eat it

>>23547620
>The actual people I’ve dated would say otherwise
why would you lie on the internet like that?

>>23547644
Yup. Reminds me of 1984 where there’s always a blind spot in the camera.

>>23547647
My dad made me a ‘survived getting run over by a mower’ cake the other day. It was good.

>>23547653
On god, I’ve had five previous partners; two women and three men. What’s your record?

>>23547727
unlike you I dont need to validate myself with comments from an annon forum and know regardless of what I say it doesnt matter.
you sound like a larping faggot seeking attention because their life is shit, get help.
>I’ve had five previous partners
siblings dont count

Just have fun with your
friends and give it some
time. You can handle this.

>>23547748
Ahem, you are leaking sir.
> siblings dont count
That was a funny comeback, made me chuckle. However I was an only child

melonade what do you think of big pharma jew and globohomo

>>23547783
>Ahem, you are leaking sir
what does that even mean you brain rotted faggot

>>23547820
I *love* Drugs™ and I’m totally not paid to say this!
Don’t forget to invest in Pfizer™ and get updated on all your vaccines today! #Vaxmax™

Hope you are ok now from the accident. I wouldn't worry about your period, your body just went through some intense beating from a tractor so the stress on your person might make your period late or even skip a cycle. You'll be ok!

>>23547875
>Hope you are ok now from the accident
same, shes still an attention seeking looser like 90% of this website and needs to grow up

>>23547969
I think they just post to post and while a few are attention seekers, I doubt they actively think "YES, this will get attention".

There would be far more 1pbtid threads if everyone was seeking attention.

>>23547875
Thanks, how you been Gon?

>>23547829
Fucking Normies get off my board.

>>23549017
>guys i said the thing, i fit in now right
your in your late 20's its time to grow up cunt
>>23547997
thats a very basic way to look at things, we dont do things for no reasons. I dont think that IT is consciously looking for attention but subconsciously is due to not getting enough in day to day life due to being such a fucking looser

>>23547997
hehe

>>23547727
>Reminds me of 1984 where there’s always a blind spot in the camera.
eheh
>My dad made me a ‘survived getting run over by a mower’ cake the other day. It was good.
tasty lol
bant-coded thing to do

>>23545271 (OP)
Your organs have been harvested. MtF "women" need reproductive organs.