Thread 23547529

Anti-Catholic evangelicals are the reason America will remain a secular country. Evangelicals can't be trusted with ecclesiastic authoritarianism. They want to destroy Catholic school culture.

THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I PRAY WITH A NECKLACE. THEY HATE ME BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN FROM A WOMAN WHO WAS 7% BODY FAT AND CROWNED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT!! IT'S NOT FUNNY. STOP LAUGHING AT ME. STOP STALKING MY CATHOLIC HOUSE. WE ARE SUPER WELCOMING AND SUPER LOVING.

I like how Catholics can't understand a world where they aren't being told what to think and do by a Jew in a gold robe with a big hat. One of the most provably corrupt organizations to ever exist in history, with said corruption spanningbover a thousand years.

I guess they aren't big on reading. There's a reason the Protestant Reformation came about when literacy became widespread. First they had to literally fight the church for about a century to allow mass in language the populace could understand. Then Martin Luther was abls to outline his theses and come with receipts for people who could now read the Bible thanks to the gift of literacy, and were also able to read the written word in their own tongue thanks to the efforts of the hussite movements before them.

It's almost like god saw what a corrupt pile of shit the Catholic Church is so he gifted the populace with the tools to break it's yoke. Weird.

Here is my first question. If you are a Crusader, do you swear allegiance to the Pope?

Here is my second question. Do you have a spiralizer in your kitchen?

>Catholic Church is removed from absolute power
>Sandnigger threat thwarted at Vienna, setting them back centuries
>Age of reason begins
>Technological explosion
>Industrial revolution
Weird it's almost like the Catholic Church was a corrupt institution holding everybody back

>>23547540
Okay. You habe a right to your opinion. I just dont think its a good idea for evangelical fascists to burn down Catholic churches in the united states. Which is what they want to do. They want to destroy our Mary statues like taliban and behead Catholic Instagram girls.

>>23547529 (OP)
I thought we collectively as a nation moved past the whole Catholics vs Protestants thing during the decline of Christianity in the 2000s.

I have to go pray my rosary now. They always say oh we dont worship jesus christ even though the rosary literally includes the our father and meditations on the mysteries of Christ. thank you JD Vance.

>>23547558
Its not over. Evangelical fascists want to destroy us. They want to destroy everyone who isn't like them. They want to shoot at our priests and Our Lady of Guadalupe. These people are more delusional and sicker than any transgender veterans that I have ever met. Oh! OH okay. GRAND PLAN. THEY WANT TO BLOW UP THE VATICAN LIKE DA VINCI CODE!!! So what. I drank wine when I was 5 years old. Does that mean I should be harassed?

you are never a loser if you have ben saved by christ. THE SOUL SURVIVORS OF THE SACRAMENTS live in poverty. did you know? Here is my last question. Which of these is a commie: a poor person or a poor monk? therefore you may not walk on water but you may dip your fingers in the Holy font. and you have won thr game.

>>23547597
Why not get the Catholic Church to support a rebellion against the Evangelical government like they did in the Cristero War?

>>23547607
Very interesting question. They hate us because we preserve a tradition of honoring saints. Did you know? I only have 5 friends on 4chan who even know All Saints Day and they told the others to leave me alone. WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE A NUN AUNT. mean spirifed totally hateful. I have to forgive Protestants for building the atomic bomb.

Goodnight los angeles. Pray for your leafmods.

>*ahem*
>lives 27,000 years ago
>commits suicide
>reincarnated to spite Zeus in the 1980s AD
>not celebrated in modern culture

Who's the real hero?

>>23547711
>I have to forgive Protestants for building the atomic bomb.
Put /pol/ told me it was da joohs.

I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE FIRST LOVED ME

my tears are flowing from Sunday Mass

YOU DON'T LIKE IT
TOO BAD
GET OVER YOURSELF YOU HERETIC
YOU AREN'T FOOLING ME

tiniest black pecker award

>>23550308
ugh the penance of brilliance

>>23550325
if that's how you call it good for you then