Thread 23567960

Last night I gooned and edged for 114 mins and when I ejaculated I felt like my brain was completely melting and my status as a human being ceased completely. the coom jizzed over to my sandwich and in my darkest moment I devoured the bread with delight.

if a man is so self-sufficient to the point he can eat his own cum, what could he ever do to earn back his redemption?

>114 minutes
absolute rookie numbers, a goon sesh under 3 hours is not a goon sesh at all but just a glorified masturbation

>>23568004
I went for 16 hours straight once. I only stopped for a quick water break after 8 hours. the release was truly spiritual, though my dick was numb for 2 and half days afterwards, and didn't work properly for 5. would still recommend.

>>23567960 (OP)
how do you even goon when your pecker is so hilariously small?

its not that smal

>>23568061
you have a microscopic penis

If I wank for more than 40 minutes my balls start to hurt
The longest I’ve ever done it is an hour

>>23567960 (OP)
>and in my darkest moment I devoured the bread with delight.

>>23568089
its NOT microscopic. its only THAT small when compared with BWC or BBC or BMC (big mexican cock) or BAC (mythical, rarely exist)

stop fucking spreading false information you are defaming me in real time

>>23568108
how big is it in cm

>>23568118
8.4cm on my best days
but hte problem is not size. it's just very thin and spongy

goonin is good for you, you should do it more

i hope ho chi minh smiling at you from heaven knowing that all his struggle finally won the freedom to do that

bumo

>>23568025
I did very similar once. 8pm until 11am. Only stopping to get water. 150+ tabs open. On another occasion I masturbated for 11 hours but with death grip. My dick swelled to 3 inches in diameter and I couldn’t get my shoes on as my feet had filled with fluid due to not moving at all in all that time at my desk.

>>23568713
>>23568025
Jesus Christ
I only masturbated once in my entire life and didn't even like it

>>23568725
jeet cuck mutant diet/pollution induced dysfunctional endocrine system award lol

>>23568729
No dt, it's not that

>>23568725
kil lyoursfelf

>>23567960 (OP)
What tf stops you from having sex with a woman?