Thread 23574153

>Wake up at Noon
>Instantly get high
>Jerk off to porn for 2 hours
>Order fast food
>Once all my dopamine receptors are fried I become tired and bedrot all day.
>I may regain some energy by about 1 AM, in which case I'll repeat the steps again from the start.
>This is my whole life

I'm not even looking for help because I don't wanna work out, and that's pretty much the only advice anyone can ever give me.

>>23574153 (OP)
nice borgaar

>>23574153 (OP)
sounds standard for an american, its not your fault you are like this its just how americans are sadly.

>>23574188
It's a whopper and they're terrible

>>23574193
Feels like my fault, I keep making plans to diet and exercise, and I even picked up art as a hobby and potential career option. This mucky guk in my heart is holding me back I'm just so weak

>>23574200
cards are stacked against ya bro :/ can you get out of the usa?

>>23574206
Maybe, I don't know where I'd go. Unless you wanna marry me and help me get into Australia

>>23574153 (OP)
>hurr durr empty shelves under Communism
At least we were reading shit in absence of American 'post-scarcity' (which is actually scarcity. Scarcity of intellectual drive drowned in mindless consumerism)

>>23574274
>America is le bad
Did you come up with these ideas all on your own big man. Strong times create weak men we already know that. Hard times create dull and lifeless literature that nobody wants to fucking read. That's your communist legacy

>>23574153 (OP)
wtf? Who is paying for all your crap? I want in on this scam.

>>23574315
holy shit you just WILL NOT lay down the burger

>>23574323
Some type of disability or VA disability. Or part time job. Something that requires minimal effort

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>>23574327
I have a job lol. I feel so fulfilled and satisfied working for my corporate overlords. You don't have to be a neet to be a fucking loser

>>23574326
I don't know what you want from me

>>23574358
What kind of job lets you do nothing but sleep and jerk off?

>>23574482
Holy shit I'm sorry I left out the part where I'm at fucking work for 40 hours a week. Can you not read between the lines of what I'm saying? I didn't mention it because it's not part of my life. I might as well be asleep. everyone on this site is fucking retarded. Honestly nevermind, I'm not half as idiotic as any of you

>>23574513
it was a reasonable question
i think alot of people couldn't live the way you describe & still hold down a job, they'd feel like shit all the time

actually yeah
>wake up at noon
>bedrot all day
>may regain some energy by 1 AM
so do you work some time between 1 AM and noon the next morning?

shit doesn't make any sense and i hate you

>i'm a piece of shit
>i don't want any help
>you're all idiots
okay then fucking leave

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>>23574538
Good morning you fucking autist

>>23574239
>Unless you wanna marry me and help me get into Australia
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EW EW EW EW EW

>>23574153 (OP)
what type of stuff do you jerk off to though maybe we can like jerk off together

>>23574513
>This is my whole life
It's that line, there. Between the lines, it puts a "nothing else here" sign. It implies you're nothing but a self-inflicted invalid.

there's more to life than this