What is the simplest and most effective portfolio?

>>60487950 (OP)
Kelpr, otherwise I like ledger.

>>60487950 (OP)
Passively managed Index Funds

>>60487950 (OP)
100% BTC

>>60487950 (OP)
BTC and chainlink, maybe sprinkle in some hbar and/or xrp.

>>60488011
Not buying your shitcoins

90 percent bitcoin, 5 percent ETH, 5 percent gold

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>>60487950 (OP)
If you want actual simple and effective, here's the brutal truth:
80% BTC: The only crypto that matters long-term. Everything else is gambling.
15% ETH: Like BTC but with more dev drama and questionable upgrades. Still the only alt worth holding.
5% degenerate plays: This is where you throw money at stuff like memecoins like kaka, or whatever /biz/ is pumping that week. It's a 50/50, but when it works, it works
Anyone telling you to dump serious money into "low-cap gems" or "institutional darling alts" is either a bagholder or a scammer. BTC outperforms 99% of alts in the long run.

>>60487950 (OP)
100% physical silver

102% physical silver, 3% stonks, 1% bonds, 4.5% classic cars.

1.02%*

>>60487962
Coinlion offers "follow that trader" portfolios, and the most successful ones to follow are BTC/LTC/??? curves. Weirdly.

>>60487950 (OP)
Kek, i unironically watch his videos. He's the retardmaxxer. Literally all his video titles are about retardmaxxing

>>60487976
>>60488011
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>>60488091
Excellent choice sirs. Will you always be making inwestment in the Strategys as well? Sincerely, thank you.

>>60487950 (OP)
XRP

>>60487950 (OP)
Just buy bitcoin

ITS happening, this will replace Solana and Ethereum eventually

Follow the money, Trump's WLF recently bought this for $3 million

>>60489237
this shit potent as hell,
Sometimes I snipe memes like A47 and Fartcoin, double my stash and move em to a safer home

88% Nazi memorabilia
12% Pokemon cards

>>60488755
Based as hell, you can’t go wrong stacking sats. But ngl, I park some stables on Haven1 when the market’s crabbing. Easy yield, less brain damage.

>>60487950 (OP)
>What is the simplest and most effective portfolio?

100% on an ACC S&P500 ETF. You sell 10% when you see an easy money play. Then buy back the 10%(plus profits) to the S&P.

megabased

>>60490491
"in your 20s you learn the rules"
"in your 30s you learn how to break the rules"
so fucking true. people playing by the rules in their 30s are sad failures. you think the patriots won a buzillion championships by NOT cheating just enough to break the mold

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>>60489270
>no funkopops

NGMI

>>60490513
>"in your 20s you learn the rules"
>"in your 30s you learn how to break the rules"
>so fucking true. people playing by the rules in their 30s are sad failures.
Can you explain more about this? Im in my early 30s now and I kind of see a shift happening where I'm self-aware that everything throughout my 20s was a lie. How can I break the rules? I've realized being a good boy and following rules gets you nowhere. Please share your wisdom

>>60487950 (OP)
100% chinese banking stocks. sounds stupid, probably is stupid but so far it made good profits

>>60491149
stop thinking about the greater good and thinking about yourself and others you care about first. taking handouts from the government is seen as bad but they are handing it out to others, why not me? it's going to isreal anyways. working isnt bad, but slaving and killling yourself for a check is. find a way to take advantage of the system. dont hate the player, hate the game.

>>60488091
unironically overtime this is pretty close to how mine ended up...
12 bitcoin
60 eth
300k doge
6 billion pepe
some other shit

I am getting close to just going all btc though, anything can happen i just don't know what is going to turn around eth at this point, tether and circle are both doing their own L1's do tx's are zero cost, metamask is doing gasless, ether is just fading away into background now.

>>60491149
a couple examples
1. lying on resumes in ways the interviewer cant prove (making up self employed situations to explain gaps in employment)
2. there are some specific tax examples im not going to get into that are not illegal but could get you audited
3. if you need to do work on your house that involvew electrical, HVAC, etc you can just do that shit yourself. permits are not even pulled by contractors most of the time. "oh its illegal to buy refrigerant without a license". hmm yet i was able to. its almost like the license is a waste of time because all the info you need is on the internet.

>>60487950 (OP)
Real estate

>>60491577
another one is time theft. being a good wagie is fun for about 2 years and then you should constantly treat employment like a game and do sidequests during the day

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>>60491577
Thank you, guys. Much appreciated, I'm going to continue learning how to make changes in my life

buy keeta before the stress test comes in.

>>60488666
why did you blur his face? Its not a secret who he is retard. this guy has been posting videos for a decade.

>>60487950 (OP)
50% short term treasury bills
50% total market index fund

DCA and rebalance

race horse semen

>>60491585
>time theft
kek, get a load of this newspeak. side quests are completely based though.

>>60487950 (OP)
VT and chill