CHAINLINK LABS DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR MORE RETAIL RUBES - /biz/ (#60494848) [Archived: 1180 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 3:58:22 PM No.60494848
WHEREYOURMONEYISGOING
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SO MUCH FOR RETAIL NOT NEEDED, EH MARINES? WELL SINCE THERE IS 0 INSTITUTIONAL ADOPTION, RETAIL IS VERY MUCH NEEDED. CHAINLINK LABS IS LOOKING FOR MORE SUCKERS TO DONATE TO FUND THEIR EXTRAVAGANT LIFESTYLES. I GUESS THE 500 BUCKS CCIP MAKE A DAY DOESNT COVER THE BURN RATE OF 700 USELESS EMPLOYEES DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT ALL DAY
FUNNY, THEY CALL THEMSELVES A STANDARD, BUT I NEVER RECALL SEEING ADVERTISEMENTS FOR HTTP AND SSL IN SUBWAY STATIONS AND BASEBALL GAMES.
GET YOUR DONATIONS IN, MARINES, BUT BE SURE NOT TO QUESTION ANYTHING AND BLINDLY ACCEPT WHAT IS BEING TOLD TO YOU
>TRUTH>>TRUST, RIGHT???
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Anonymous ID: X/xGX1g4
6/12/2025, 4:03:55 PM No.60494876
>>60494848 (OP)
Max pain
Anonymous ID: 6/fDnROe
6/12/2025, 4:05:05 PM No.60494879
We are in the big leagues now, marines!
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 4:07:47 PM No.60494894
>>60494879
SINGLE A TALENT
Anonymous ID: 52YfmvJ7
6/12/2025, 4:08:49 PM No.60494898
>>60494848 (OP)
That's cool and all, but...price?
Oh, and...chart?
Anonymous ID: N9U+R98G
6/12/2025, 4:11:12 PM No.60494915
Iโ€™m just so fucking sick of 50% of the topics on this board being about this one stupid shitcoin. Meanwhile if you make a topic about something new and promising thatโ€™s an L1 even (not even a meme coin) you instantly catch a one week ban. Fucking bullshit. Fuck link and fuck the jannies that enable this faggotry. This is why biz never makes it
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Anonymous ID: hf6xqdQ5
6/12/2025, 4:12:35 PM No.60494924
>>60494848 (OP)
Advertising at a Washington DC baseball game makes sense to me
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 4:13:28 PM No.60494931
>>60494915
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CRYBABY. SHUT UP, DUDE. LIKE IT OR NOT, THIS IS A LINK BOARD. DON'T LIKE IT, TOO BAD, KIDDO
Anonymous ID: ZvRwNR+r
6/12/2025, 4:14:02 PM No.60494932
>>60494915
High estrogen post.
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Anonymous ID: hDakAvP/
6/12/2025, 4:24:33 PM No.60495000
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>>60494915
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous ID: 6e5uEUoU
6/12/2025, 4:25:34 PM No.60495008
>>60494879
XTZ did this in 2021, FTX 2022.
Anonymous ID: ed5jdqwl
6/12/2025, 4:26:10 PM No.60495013
>>60494915
>L1

look at this kid stuck in '21
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Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 4:31:16 PM No.60495045
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>>60494924
It's not just any dc baseball game, it's the annual Congressional charity baseball game (tradition that started in 1909). It was literally the left and right members of congress playing eachother in a baseball game while chainlink ads and educational books (pic rel) were given out.
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Anonymous ID: Yk6mwCW4
6/12/2025, 4:33:15 PM No.60495063
>>60495045
Slightly less gay than Iโ€™d considered
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 4:35:43 PM No.60495085
>>60494924
CL LABS KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING PUTTING UP ADVERTS IN THE SUBWAY SYSTEMS, CONSIDERING THAT'S WHERE THEIR TOKEN HOLDERS ARE NOW LIVING AFTER LOSING ALL THEIR MONEY INVESTING IN LINK
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 4:36:51 PM No.60495094
>>60495045
WHO CARES? WOW THEY HANDED OUT PAMPHLETS!! GO CHAINLINK, GO!!
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Anonymous ID: E7fAdyuU
6/12/2025, 4:41:39 PM No.60495135
>>60495045
WAIT SO chainlink was actually the chiral network all along

Two more weeks until death stranding 2 launch...COINCIDENCE?

KOJIMA
Anonymous ID: 6e5uEUoU
6/12/2025, 4:42:29 PM No.60495141
>>60495094
>waits till SEC is no longer functioning to advertise
>advertises at a previous terrorist attempt get together.
Fucking G R I M
Anonymous ID: 6e5uEUoU
6/12/2025, 4:43:29 PM No.60495145
>>60495045
Remember when someone shot that game up.....
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Anonymous ID: hf6xqdQ5
6/12/2025, 4:44:56 PM No.60495156
>>60495045
incredibly based ty advocate
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 4:47:20 PM No.60495177
>>60495156
NOTHING ABOUT WHAT CHAINLINK LABS DOES IS BASED. UNLESS YOU'RE AN EMPLOYEE OF THEIRS, OF COURSE.
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Anonymous ID: hf6xqdQ5
6/12/2025, 4:48:23 PM No.60495185
>>60495094
handing pamphlets out to the most important policy makers in the world
>bearish
okay retard
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Anonymous ID: 6e5uEUoU
6/12/2025, 4:49:25 PM No.60495188
>>60495185
>congress does anything but simp for AIPAC
AIPAC is already massively invested in your jewish scam kike.
Anonymous ID: E8aU1H84
6/12/2025, 4:49:45 PM No.60495191
>>60494915
Like what? We've done l1's and all that bs before, nobody cares, link is Avant Garde!
Anonymous ID: hf6xqdQ5
6/12/2025, 4:49:46 PM No.60495193
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>>60495177
checked blessed 7s
Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 4:52:51 PM No.60495223
>>60495063
the more interesting part imo is that they aren't showing or posting online what's in the book.
>>60495085
>GO CHAINLINK, GO!!
knew you would come back
>>60495145
Yea, that was a while ago though right?
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Anonymous ID: 6e5uEUoU
6/12/2025, 4:53:40 PM No.60495228
>>60495223
It was 6/12/2025
Some fat russian man was seen in the crowd firing wildly at investors.
Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 4:57:40 PM No.60495247
>>60495185
BROTHER, YOU THINK THESE BOOMERS WHO STILL DONT UNDERSTAND BITCOIN AFTER 15 YEARS ARE EVEN GOING TO READ THIS DUMB ASS LITERATURE LET ALONE UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT? GIVE ME A BREAK.
AND DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME THE NONSENSE ABOUT CHAINLINK WORKING WITH POLICY MARKERS. THEY HAD A FEW PHOTO OPS. NOTHING TANGIBLE HAS COME FROM ALL THEIR TIME SPENT WASTED IN DC. THERE IS NO INSTITUTIONAL ADOPTION AND THE TOKEN PRICE CONTINUES TO PLUMMET. THATS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
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Anonymous ID: N9U+R98G
6/12/2025, 5:03:15 PM No.60495286
>>60495013

Not buying your BTC and ETH baggies. Go fuck yourself. There are better L1s out there, except youโ€™ll never hear of them because jannies instead ensure you only see link spam.

>>60494932
Found a triggered jannie
Anonymous ID: 0zmj9Le4
6/12/2025, 5:05:34 PM No.60495300
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cuz it's root, root root for the fuddies
if they don't win it's a shame
cuz it's -1%, -2%, -3% chainlinks down
at the ol ball gaaaaame
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 5:06:33 PM No.60495305
>>60495300
CHECKED & KEKD
Anonymous ID: hf6xqdQ5
6/12/2025, 5:08:04 PM No.60495312
>>60495247
stay brown and mad fuddie
>https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/3087
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Anonymous ID: HWz8wa3w
6/12/2025, 5:12:01 PM No.60495335
>>60495312
MY GOD YOU PAID SHILLS ARE LOW IQ AND LAZY, LIKE MOST CL LABS EMPLOYEES, SO YOU'RE NOT ALONE
0 EVIDENCE OF CHAINLINK BEING INVOLVED. JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING CL LABS TELLS YOU THOUGH, OK? TRUTH>TRUST RIGHT?
STATUS: INTRODUCED
DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR BILLS TO BE SIGNED INTO LAW? YOU SHILLS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. THEY JUST DONT WAVE A WAND AND A BILL BECOMES LEGISLATION.
AGAIN, 0 EVIDENCE OF CHAINLINK BEING INVOLVED IN THE BILL.
Anonymous ID: JPMBoGa4
6/12/2025, 5:18:05 PM No.60495372
>>60495045
>all those empty seats
once again, their timing is impeccable
the absolute state
Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 5:20:55 PM No.60495389
>>60495300
kek
Anonymous ID: /4Iyr0/I
6/12/2025, 5:21:26 PM No.60495396
>>60481106

Guys remember? Any publicity is good publicity according to fudders.
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Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 5:22:12 PM No.60495402
>>60495396
that isn't a fudder
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Anonymous ID: /4Iyr0/I
6/12/2025, 5:24:20 PM No.60495414
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>>60495402
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Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 5:26:30 PM No.60495434
>>60495414
Sharpie in pooper if you are wrong. Wanna bet?
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Anonymous ID: tRtdfTbb
6/12/2025, 5:29:05 PM No.60495453
>>60494848 (OP)
Isn't this about the time they dump 20 million more tokens into the circulating supply?
Anonymous ID: /4Iyr0/I
6/12/2025, 5:30:08 PM No.60495459
>>60495434
Another case of the concerned holder
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Anonymous ID: X/xGX1g4
6/12/2025, 5:34:01 PM No.60495479
>>60495085
>>60495094

This. Who fucking cares at this point
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Anonymous ID: /4Iyr0/I
6/12/2025, 5:36:41 PM No.60495490
>>60495479
literally you guys, thats why youre here lol
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Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 5:37:25 PM No.60495493
>>60495459
Maybe read the rest of what I wrote in that thread then? You are delusional if you think their previous method of advertising and marketing (aka posting educational coding content on youtube for 400 views) is better than making big swings at normies. How can you call someone a fudder in a message where THEY LITERALLY SAY "Sergey is a genius and is objectively on the good side here. Everyone will agree with him". The marketing at the congressional baseball game yesterday was a step in the right direction.
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Anonymous ID: IEIgNint
6/12/2025, 5:40:07 PM No.60495504
>>60494924
reeber back in the 2021 bullrun everyone was pissed since chainlink never did any marketing.
this bullrun chainlink is doing marketing and i like it.
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Anonymous ID: X/xGX1g4
6/12/2025, 5:50:01 PM No.60495558
>>60495490
Itโ€™s true
Anonymous ID: D7K6g0uf
6/12/2025, 5:51:19 PM No.60495563
>>60495045
>Roastie hands
Anonymous ID: /4Iyr0/I
6/12/2025, 5:51:48 PM No.60495569
>>60495493
Nah
Anonymous ID: uPivXJ7n
6/12/2025, 6:43:27 PM No.60495805
>>60495504
Yea I respect the attempts at mainstream marketing