How can I make money from suck dick?

>>60495544 (OP)
You're not doing it for the money, you're doing it for the experience lol

>>60495544 (OP)
begin to charge for your services

>>60495544 (OP)
Well this is pretty hard as there's hundreds doing it for free, lol.

>second round of fudding already started
oh no no no no no no no no no no

>>60495607
Always nice when the captcha matches the topic.

>>60495544 (OP)
look in your case you're going to make money from volume at low prices. offer 5 minutes of doing your utmost versus a fee per pop. given the clientelle you will be working with i think you will be able to make this work. so assuming you already have knee pads and given a fair $5 fee:

- show up at the train station, knee pads strapped, dreams alive
- $5 per 5 minutes on knees

simple math: 12 sessions/hour = $60/hr

5-minute pee break = -1 session = -$5
1 poop = 10 mins minimum (station bathrooms built different) = -2 sessions = -$10
hydration = more peeing = vicious cycle
lunch break = 30-60 mins, depending on vibe and if the sandwich slaps = -6 to -12 sessions = -$30 to -$60
add 5 mins per hour to shake out your knees = -1 session/hr = -$5/hr

8 hours × 12 max sessions = 96 sessions

realistic interruptions include lunch = -10 sessions, pee/poo = -4 sessions, stretch breaks = -8 sessions, net sessions = 96 - 22 = 74 sessions
which come sout to
74 × $5 = $370/day
$370/day × 5 days = $1,850/week

knees will eventually qualify for disability parking so there's a perk there

That's a win in my books.

>>60495607
If he's been doing it for free, I don't think his customers will want to pay

>>60496469
maybe he has some noteworthy skills in the art of fellatio, but yeah, probably no one is paying him

>>60496418
>picrel's unix date starts with 15
why do you people even bother

>>60495544 (OP)
>get introduced to KET
>sounds like someone sobbing into spaghetti
>mint more
>sobbing becomes rhythmic
>accidentally invent KET music community