>Every time I buy something at a store with self checkout I pay all the way up to a penny. After that I charge the rest to a credit card.
>I steal all the Taco Bell sauce every time I go inside. I don’t even like it, I just keep a drawer full of it along with sweetener and other stuff
>Instead of returning the buggy, I place it in a parking spot and flip it over. I always park in the back
>I always piss over every public restroom seat and I shit in the sink
>I use Jeet scam callers, especially female ones, like old school 90’s sex hotlines

>>60497015 (OP)
You don't do any of that

I debtmaxxed over 27k this year, never paying a single cent back

I regularly steal from establishments, especially grocery stores

I stopped paying rent at my place when they switched landlords and they somehow didn’t notice

>>60497015 (OP)
>>Every time I buy something at a store with self checkout I pay all the way up to a penny. After that I charge the rest to a credit card.
This has no effect on anything other than inconveniencing you
>>I steal all the Taco Bell sauce every time I go inside. I don’t even like it, I just keep a drawer full of it along with sweetener and other stuff
Rounding error
>>Instead of returning the buggy, I place it in a parking spot and flip it over. I always park in the back
Only inconveniencing minimum-wage workers
>>I always piss over every public restroom seat and I shit in the sink
Only inconveniencing minimum-wage workers
>>I use Jeet scam callers, especially female ones, like old school 90’s sex hotlines
They just hang up

>only buy regular gas
>only get brunch half the time on sundays
>only wash my sheets twice a week
>only go through the car wash once a week
>only get DoorDash on weekdays

It’s only a matter of time before the whole system collapses

>>60497015 (OP)
the system benefits you the closer you are to the top

I’m getting paid to browse 4chan at work right now

>>60497203
lol ig

The system is pretty anti-fragile in terms of purely misanthropic destructive acts. You could set off fire in Target and you would do nothing but get yourself imprisoned for life and earn the store an insurance payout. It would be negligible to the company at large.

I think most people just don't know how to operate the mechanisms of the increasingly complex system they live under, instead choosing to ignore it and being unable to ignore the losses incurred. We should be perfectly honest about political power and wealth inequality, the class structure and the exploitative and extractive nature of the system itself. There should be no naturalistic fallacies or moral illusions regarding what is ultimately naked power relations and material reality. That doesn't mean, however we ignore it. You should Churn credit cards and familiarize yourself with relevant tax codes or you should buy a gun and start proselytizing.

>>60497415
Excellent advice, except for everything other than buying a gun.
The system HATES when you buy guns and ammo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>60497048
I didn’t even post the stuff that would get me in real trouble. Like not paying my crypto taxes.

>>60497067
Insanely based

>>60497069
You never owned a business then. There’s a percentage charge on the business usually 3.3% when using a credit card. I’m sure Walmart has some good goy deal with Visa and Mastercard, but at a penny it still inconvenience them—especially when it’s on a card with a 300 dollar limit I use just to fuck with business. You are right about the rest though.

>>60497141
Based, but you can do better.

>>60497164
None of us, and I mean even the hypothetical anon who made it, benefits from it.

>>60497203
Based, but we all do this. Bonus points if you’re shitting and shitposting on company time.

>>60497415
This is honestly true.

What's the easiest way to take out large loan? I'm looking at a minimum of 50k but I'll take as much as I can get. I'm gonna be blowing my brains out after spending it so I'm not worried about paying it back.

>>60497015 (OP)
I buy kids meals because they are a reasonable portion and cost $5 instead of $20.

>>60497474
>There’s a percentage charge on the business usually 3.3% when using a credit card
That's not how it works in my country at least. The merchant pays a % of the charge, so a fraction of a cent in your case.

>>60497532
Say you need it for a downpayment on a house that you're looking at. Get right up to before you buy the house, spend all the money, an hero. Good luck anon, Godspeed on your suicide.

>>60497454
Well, in reality you just make yourself more accountable before the system. Your identity is narrowed down to a smaller group and a legal and regulatory lever is added that compounds any level of enforcement the system wishes to apply to you.

I'm of the belief that you get first or second amendment rights, not both. The system will use the second to take revenge on the first

>>60497015 (OP)
>Refuse to pay/rarely pay for music streaming services because don't like that a small number of business have centralised power over them.

>be europoor, we are supposed to separate all our trash into plastics and glass / trash / waste food.
>ignore system and intentionally chuck everything in same trash container, will continue to unless they invent a way to penalise me.

>>60497015 (OP)
>stuff a huge wad of chewing gum up the gas pump when im done
>see a water spigot, turn it on full blast
>sit at a green light until it turns red

>>60497015 (OP)
I donate $100 to the church every month. Praise the Lord.

>>60499577
Checked for blessed digits. Investment in spreading the gospel puts your money where neither moth nor rust can destroy. Ultimate ROI.
>be careful which entities get your money- not all serve the Lord.

>>60497015 (OP)
i under report my income by like $1-2k a year.

>>60499094
Thanks for the tip, anon. I'll be trying this out. If it works I hope it goes smoothly.