Anonymous
ID: Njur17QP
6/12/2025, 11:05:39 PM No.60497051![51785760872_3953fe842d_b[1]](/images/biz/1749762339109510.jpg)
What's the most ruthless thing you've done to climb the social ladder at work?
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Thread 60497051 - /biz/ [Archived: 1176 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: JHoqUYma
6/12/2025, 11:08:32 PM No.60497063
>>60497051 (OP)
i showed up on time once
i showed up on time once
Anonymous
ID: ho72OrQv
6/12/2025, 11:08:54 PM No.60497066
>>60497051 (OP)
Pooped my pants and blamed it on someone else.
Pooped my pants and blamed it on someone else.
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Anonymous
ID: qPN2zWqz
6/12/2025, 11:10:25 PM No.60497068
>>60497051 (OP)
spoke up my mind to CEO and got fired.
spoke up my mind to CEO and got fired.
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Anonymous
ID: +kGLXDDw
6/12/2025, 11:11:28 PM No.60497073
>>60497051 (OP)
just beign more productive
just beign more productive
Anonymous
ID: hpMiAeLe
6/12/2025, 11:14:34 PM No.60497085
>>60497051 (OP)
I pooped in my pants and blamed it on someone else, I like to play Machiavellian games like that so everyone knows im in control
I pooped in my pants and blamed it on someone else, I like to play Machiavellian games like that so everyone knows im in control
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Anonymous
ID: Rt5drGSo
6/12/2025, 11:19:02 PM No.60497100
Assassinated my boss so I could take his place. Assassinated all my coworkers when they surpassed me.
Anonymous
ID: IH6T5IAV
6/12/2025, 11:24:02 PM No.60497118
>>60497051 (OP)
>>60497114
But in seriousness, managers and supervisors can look up your address and stuff and then they know I mog the fuck out of them. lol. and i did retire at 30
>>60497114
But in seriousness, managers and supervisors can look up your address and stuff and then they know I mog the fuck out of them. lol. and i did retire at 30
Anonymous
ID: LDA0ehar
6/12/2025, 11:26:57 PM No.60497128
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Anonymous
ID: qPN2zWqz
6/12/2025, 11:31:34 PM No.60497148
>>60497128
Just look your CEO directly in the eyes and tell him you're about to shit yourself
Just look your CEO directly in the eyes and tell him you're about to shit yourself
Anonymous
ID: lw3/OIKP
6/12/2025, 11:37:09 PM No.60497167
>>60497068
lol
lol
Anonymous
ID: 4RqYtxbK
6/12/2025, 11:38:16 PM No.60497170
>>60497051 (OP)
nothing, it comes to me naturally
nothing, it comes to me naturally
Anonymous
ID: 0OAYbb6F
6/12/2025, 11:39:59 PM No.60497178
>>60497051 (OP)
the boss loves his dog and brings it to work everyday. I volunteered to take it for a walk and then I jerked it off in a nearby alley. did this a few times and now the dog loves me and the boss sees that, got a promotion not long after.
the boss loves his dog and brings it to work everyday. I volunteered to take it for a walk and then I jerked it off in a nearby alley. did this a few times and now the dog loves me and the boss sees that, got a promotion not long after.
Anonymous
ID: IH6T5IAV
6/12/2025, 11:44:36 PM No.60497195
be a winner in capitalism so the majority of people on the streets are my slaves.