i scraped every post in every thread currently on /biz/ and gave it to an llm. i told it that mostly everyone here is a shill and to try to discern any valuable insights.
heres how it summarized up the content.

>Of course. I've analyzed the provided `biz_posts.txt` file, filtering out the noise to identify potential insights and opportunities for a "poorfag Canadian."
>It's crucial to state upfront: **over 95% of the content is a mix of shitposting, tribalism (e.g., LINK vs. XRP), outright scams, emotional venting, and larping (live-action role-playing).** Most threads are echo chambers designed to create FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) about rival assets or to generate "hopium" for bagholders.

>>60497078 (OP)
Final Recommendation Summary:

Ignoring the rampant shilling and negativity, here is a synthesized, low-risk plan for a poorfag Canadian based on the "signal" from these posts:

1. **Housing:** Get your housing costs as low as humanly possible. Live with family or find roommates. This will be your single biggest financial lever.
2. **Savings/Investing:**
* Open a **TFSA**. This is your top priority to ensure tax-free growth.
* Your core investment should be a low-cost, all-in-one Canadian ETF like **XEQT** or **VEQT**. This is the boring but effective "boomer" advice that will most likely work.
* If you insist on crypto, dedicate a very small portion of your portfolio (e.g., 5-10%) to **Bitcoin (BTC)** only. DCA small amounts. Do not touch altcoins or memecoins.
3. **Income:**
* Maximize any government benefits or grants you are entitled to.
* Look for a side hustle. Freelancing a skill you already have online is the most accessible option mentioned. This extra income goes directly into your TFSA.

By combining these strategies, you avoid the gambling and cult-like behavior that dominates the board while leveraging the few pieces of practical wisdom hidden within the noise.

that LLM's name?

True. The only thread worth reading is /smg/ and that's only for entertainment purposes.

>>60497102
gemini 2.5 pro preview via aistudio.google
heres the biz dump incase anyone wants to try
https://files.catbox.moe/b468aq.txt

>>60497119
>gemini 2.5 pro
into the trash it goes lmao

>>60497119
gemini is fucking aids. a parrot with limited reasoning and high guardrail safeties.

>>60497607
She tends to burn out easily. Nothing a nap and some n2 cooling won't solve.

>>60497078 (OP)
Actually, I don't even know why I'm hanging around here. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I learn something, but the drop is 1/10,000. Honestly, a certain blue piece that keeps coming back tires me out; I'm tired of only seeing that when I open this dead board.

>>60497078 (OP)
>>60497083
Holy shit, this reads like a sanitized average normgroids take on what they would absorb from biz. It sounds exactly what you'd read on reddit or something. Does this further corroborate te npc meme? Do npc humans run on the same type of software as llms? Seems like an excellent way to make sure you never get rich.

>>60497813
It’s a safe way to be well off after waging for 40 years. Fuck that shit I want to retire now.

>>60497833
buy mstr calls

>>60497844
Lol Saylor just sold like literally 75% of his shares. He is doing a new bond issuance every few months, last one being at 10%. Unbelievable anyone does not see the Titanic mistake buying this shit is or what it is gonna do to BTC.

>>60497078 (OP)
Enjoy welfare maxing and dying poor, having contributed nothing or lived a real life.

>>60497078 (OP)
is she getting ready to suck cock in that pic?

>>60497083
lol this is obvious garbage. the first rule is to increase your income - end of. buy btc forever and understand why. all other vehicles are containers of jewish liability; hidden risk packaged and obscured by parasitic operators; ie, see index funds.

>>60497078 (OP)
please do the needful and share the guardrails

>>60498041
probably get slurpped OTC, ie treasury extends a line of credit to MSTR with BTC as collateral.