I sold all my crypto. Fuck this. Ive lost like 3/4 of everything i put in and meanwhile my index funds have been printing ever since my first dollar in. You people are retards and im even more retarded for being tricked by you guys.

>>60497382 (OP)
Top signal for SPX

>>60497404
To big to fail, unlike youre low cap shitcoins. SPY is the entire American economy. Your coins are ponzi scams.

>>60497382 (OP)
Congratulations on turning 25. You still have plenty of time for compound interest to do its work inside of tax advantaged accounts and I wish you the best of luck with your low-cost, broad market index funds. Once again, enjoy your fully developed prefrontal cortex and we welcome you to the grownup table.

Mmmhmm
I'm sure you do

>>60497382 (OP)
Buried under 200 governance spam was Proposal #666
No metadata. No description.
Just said: “You know.”
People begin speculating
Vote split down the middle
Tiebreaker comes from ancient wallet that hadn’t been active since ETH genesis
It votes yes
All of our tokens gain eyebrows
Every time someone lies, their wallet farts a little
Nobody explains anything
Market cap triples

>>60497598
Take meds