Do I open a short or a long? Jesuschrist, Americans are about to wake up, just tell me what to do.

Hi risk but I'd go long, it was an aggressive action by a usa ally that seems to be successful.

>>60499531 (OP)
Obviously short, Iran hasn't even retaliated. Ignore this idiot >>60499540

>>60499559
But what can Iran do? I remember when the missile thing that happened during the weekend, it seemed like WWIII was about to happened, we crashed and like hours laters we giga pumped

>>60499531 (OP)
If you don't know the direction, you stay out.
The trick is to only get into highly likely plays.
Like investing into Bitcoin after a huge crash many years ago.
Or better, getting into a few new major player coins after a crash, those that released at lowish MC.

The rest is just traps for you and me to lose it.

>>60499559
I did say hi risk meanwhile you posture with certainty, me thinks a fools rushes in where angels fear to tread

Short

Its free money at this point

>>60499559
Iran knew about the upcoming attack days in advance and they couldn't do shit. Now imagine how their "retaliation" will go.

All of you are banned for politics. Oh wait that just happens to me because janny is brown

>>60499540
nigga iran is going to shoot every fucking ship that crosses the suez now I hope you realize this is worse than covid for supply chain

hehe... clean it up, shitskin.

>>60499531 (OP)
>be american
>shart instead of short

Slurb da dib XDDD

>>60499693
Obviously it's bearish but it's so obvious that puts will be over priced and calls basically free