How do I hide crypto from my future wife and her lawyer? - /biz/ (#60504798) [Archived: 1098 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: THRcFSs1
6/14/2025, 11:25:30 PM No.60504798
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Asking for when I make it
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Anonymous ID: mTJH3HW5
6/14/2025, 11:27:21 PM No.60504803
>>60504798 (OP)
by putting your coins into a 3 out of 5 multi signature wallet. You give one signature to your lawyer that wont go behind your back. You bury the second signature. The third signature is yours to keep. Burn the last two signatures.
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Anonymous ID: SJkzdHY7
6/14/2025, 11:32:25 PM No.60504820
>>60504798 (OP)
>Asking for when I make it
Don't worry about it.
Anonymous ID: DKMUg7S5
6/14/2025, 11:39:58 PM No.60504833
>>60504798 (OP)
you simply never let anyone know you own crypto, ever, you never talk about it, you never show anyone anything and when they ask "hey you know that bitcoin thing?" you immediately answer "sounds like a scam"
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Anonymous ID: 4hCxTXI0
6/15/2025, 12:42:46 AM No.60504993
theyre both creamin in that pic lol
Anonymous ID: 8XPvrDb7
6/15/2025, 12:50:40 AM No.60505018
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Have your mother custody it.
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Anonymous ID: 39Q+KI2/
6/15/2025, 12:51:41 AM No.60505025
>>60504798 (OP)
LATINAS
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Anonymous ID: W5Qs2Rlr
6/15/2025, 1:15:53 AM No.60505081
>>60505018
Holy based. This is why strong familial bonds are important.
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Anonymous ID: /VjtiWUT
6/15/2025, 1:27:55 AM No.60505110
>>60505025
but those are asians. biztards will fail ops challenge because they always need to brag
Anonymous ID: /VjtiWUT
6/15/2025, 1:29:29 AM No.60505114
>>60505081
whites could never. always the bootstraps and individualism
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Anonymous ID: 43d3AXqs
6/15/2025, 1:30:25 AM No.60505118
>>60505018
idgi
we have a whole ass movement that says do not trust women
but the guy trusted another woman with his finances
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Anonymous ID: rLwYQjfe
6/15/2025, 1:49:02 AM No.60505164
>>60505118
Your loving mother is not a (((woman)))

Also, best way to hide it is to never ever tell her
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Anonymous ID: 8kk8Zs6o
6/15/2025, 1:49:03 AM No.60505165
>>60504803
what the fuck is the point of the extra 2 sigs? why not just make it 3 out of 3

this whole thing makes no sense. the lawyer could ransom you and refuse to sign or simply die in a car crash and you're fucked

why would you need 2 signatures for your self, especially one thats buried that could be washed away by a flashflood
Anonymous ID: 43d3AXqs
6/15/2025, 1:50:12 AM No.60505168
>>60505164
but loving mothers went through trainwrecks just like (((women)))
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Anonymous ID: cjOEGs0y
6/15/2025, 2:11:59 AM No.60505216
whirlpool for bitcoin
tornadocash for ethereum
xmr
Anonymous ID: L+q4fRdJ
6/15/2025, 3:14:14 AM No.60505413
>>60504798 (OP)
Why would you get married in this first place? What is gained by doing that?
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Anonymous ID: NMyVoNGC
6/15/2025, 3:27:00 AM No.60505435
brave
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>>60504798 (OP)
>How do I hide crypto from my future wife and her lawyer?
we don't know what you're talking about
Anonymous ID: NMyVoNGC
6/15/2025, 3:28:26 AM No.60505436
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>>60505018
Anonymous ID: PHe7odrK
6/15/2025, 3:55:30 AM No.60505498
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>>60504798 (OP)
You gotta watch this 30 times straight and the answer will come to you naturally
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI
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Anonymous ID: 83t/lklR
6/15/2025, 3:58:00 AM No.60505506
>>60505413
Being married is a pussy magnet.
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Anonymous ID: 43d3AXqs
6/15/2025, 7:37:13 AM No.60505931
>>60504798 (OP)
wait, is it
>when i make it to marriage
or is it
>when i make a lot of crypto?
Anonymous ID: fpvILTut
6/15/2025, 2:23:00 PM No.60506493
>>60505018
this kind of BS doesn't actually work though.
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Anonymous ID: bjW+7KIv
6/15/2025, 2:38:44 PM No.60506520
>>60505498
Excellent
Anonymous ID: 4I38MIQt
6/15/2025, 3:04:29 PM No.60506574
>>60506493
Yeah not in the US anyway. Soccer player is based though because if you're lucky you get one woman in the world who loves you no matter what. And it ain't some bitch you married either.
Anonymous ID: 5Dmi0WbP
6/15/2025, 4:49:14 PM No.60506766
>>60505168
You are your motherโ€™s flesh and blood. You grew in her womb. She loves you, anon. This is the love we expect from our girlfriends and hopefully wives at some point, but itโ€™s different. They canโ€™t really love us in the same way. One exception I have found is if your woman has experienced tremendous grief through loss. It opens their hearts and makes them more open to love. Sadly many young women havenโ€™t reached this point yet so you need to protect your heart. Good luck out there.
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Anonymous ID: Ve61nOXZ
6/15/2025, 5:38:31 PM No.60506865
>>60506493
commingled funds ares susceptible to divorce rape, never let your accounts touch and whatever once they do touch just write that money off as a loss. Assets obtained before marriage used with your own money are also safe. NEVER COMBINE ASSETS / COMMINGLE FUNDS
Anonymous ID: umk5stxI
6/15/2025, 7:48:13 PM No.60507175
>>60506766
Yeah, true love can only come from your mom. It's the textbook definition of love.
Anonymous ID: 9b65PMev
6/15/2025, 8:40:18 PM No.60507323
>>60504798 (OP)
The real question is what can men do to protect all of their assets, not just crypto in the event of divorce? How can we make sure we dont get divorced raped and walk away with enough to survive/retire?
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Anonymous ID: 39Q+KI2/
6/15/2025, 8:42:05 PM No.60507328
>>60507323
pokemon cards, women dont know how much they can be worth
Anonymous ID: o7HqU8XG
6/15/2025, 8:46:47 PM No.60507346
>>60505018
if your mother dies you are fucked with inheritance taxes tho
and the nigerian prince shall call her and take all your money too, there was a story of an 80 year old bat in france running off to go live in africa with her lover boy scammer recently
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Anonymous ID: lUcJMvaC
6/15/2025, 9:10:16 PM No.60507424
>>60504803
Why not just write 2/3 of your seed phrase and put it in 2+ locations instead. Then you just recover 2 of your pieces to make the whole.
Anonymous ID: I3jbx6P7
6/15/2025, 9:14:10 PM No.60507434
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>>60504798 (OP)
1. Don't talk about your Bitcoin with her
2. Don't commingle your Bitcoin with joint assets
3. Keep your Bitcoin on addresses that preexist your marriage and don't move it
4. Talk to an attorney about setting up an irrevocable spendthrift trust containing your Bitcoin
5. DON'T talk about your Bitcoin with her
Anonymous ID: lUcJMvaC
6/15/2025, 9:20:47 PM No.60507465
>>60507346
Inheritence tax is really low in simome states
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Anonymous ID: o7HqU8XG
6/15/2025, 9:41:08 PM No.60507528
>>60507465
they guy in the pic i was replying too lives in frances since psg and is there under contract till 29 so he cant claim a different tax residence until at least that time
in france thats a 45% tip to le gouvernement

also i kinda wonder how this works in practice since all earning made after the marriage should be commingled so he can only protect assets from before the marriage, which could work in ops case but should applying to the soccer guy since he made big euros after marriage
unless its somehow possible that his mother holds the intellectual property on her son, funny kind of contract that
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Anonymous ID: 9b65PMev
6/15/2025, 9:41:56 PM No.60507534
>>60505413
study after study shows married men earn more and are wealthier than single men. This is simply a fact. Marriage is good for networking and getting people to trust you. Ideally your wife works too and the double income can be leveraged into assets.
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Anonymous ID: L+q4fRdJ
6/15/2025, 11:42:42 PM No.60507903
>>60507534
simply tell people that you are married then
Anonymous ID: V3zfdtYn
6/15/2025, 11:45:18 PM No.60507915
>>60505114
>whites
Americans arent white
Anonymous ID: 1zldawcd
6/15/2025, 11:55:35 PM No.60507958
>>60504798 (OP)
Just tell them you had a 'boating accident' and lost your ledger.

Also why would you want to marry? Sounds like a retarded idea.
Anonymous ID: RNLciXc5
6/15/2025, 11:57:44 PM No.60507968
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You don't hide it, you put it in a trust for you and your descendants who are paternity tested. This isn't worth it for less than 7 figs but necessary at 8figs and above.
BoboRektInAnusPoster !MQMkPPf/VYID: btSBIm7Y
6/16/2025, 12:01:20 AM No.60507983
>>60504798 (OP)
Buy it peer 2 peer in cash.
Anonymous ID: QcN95SrI
6/16/2025, 12:21:12 AM No.60508042
>>60507346
>>60507528
He did it just to spite his wife who tried to go full gold digger mode. Pretty based desu.
Anonymous ID: G1hEeu0S
6/16/2025, 2:22:14 AM No.60508358
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>>60504798 (OP)
>luigi
>555
Anonymous ID: 3W9d3Zl2
6/16/2025, 4:22:25 AM No.60508614
>>60504798 (OP)
>be you
>have monero
>access your wallets via a bunch of TailOS usb drives with persistent partition
>seed phrase is just a bunch of words that without the extension will open just a dummy wallet
>vibing
it's not that hard once you figure it out
Anonymous ID: U6muooZt
6/16/2025, 7:13:56 AM No.60508950
just put it in monero and when you need fiat just ask your mommy or sibling to open an account in their name and sell it there and transfer to their bank account
Anonymous ID: d29SPAly
6/16/2025, 7:23:08 AM No.60508969
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>>60504798 (OP)
Throw it all in pisscoin

>6oynJRMH8xuU4A4fbpS82XwPpwKM3WWts88zquuY9tUT
Anonymous ID: 4b2wG2NO
6/16/2025, 7:30:56 AM No.60508991
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>>60505413
>>60505506
>Being married is a pussy magnet.
Can someone explain this phenomenon please? When I am single, I get zero attention. But every time I am out with my girlfriend, it feels like girls are looking at me more often. Also, i went back to school as a law student and girls treat me differently when they find out I have a girlfriend. Why are they being so nice to me when they find out I'm unavailable? I'm also early 30s and they're all 25 years old. This is torture, I only get attention when I'm in a relationship, this absolutely sucks. Why????
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Anonymous ID: SuMjLwrg
6/16/2025, 7:56:26 AM No.60509047
>>60508991
its not the kind of attention you think it is.

when a woman finds out you have a steady girlfriend, they become disarmed, because presumably they instantly know you aren't some kind of rapist/serial killer/psychopath. they know that there is a woman out there who spends a lot of time with you and chooses to be with you, maybe they also assume you can provide for a family.

its like walking up to a restaurant youve never seen or been to before. you are hesitant to go inside because the food might be shit, give you poisoning or just be a waste of money.

then you pull out your phone and google the restaurant. 4.9/5 stars, 4,000+ reviews. suddenly you feel much more confident about going into the restaurant and spending money.

this is women with taken men
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Anonymous ID: 4b2wG2NO
6/16/2025, 8:09:44 AM No.60509062
>>60509047
Nice analysis. But damn, I was kind of hoping that it would be sexual attraction once they found out i had a gf. Sometimes it feels like they're flirting with me though. And my girlfriend has literally told me a couple of times that girls have flirted with me and I didn't even realize it. I've heard that girls are attracted to taken men though?
Anonymous ID: t4nA9wLN
6/16/2025, 8:25:34 AM No.60509092
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>>60504798 (OP)
Throw it all into piss.

>6oynJRMH8xuU4A4fbpS82XwPpwKM3WWts88zquuY9tUT
Anonymous ID: 3W9d3Zl2
6/16/2025, 2:11:50 PM No.60509791
>>60508991
yes, it's the "pre-approved" effect
a woman who sees you with your girlfriend will have her brain send her signals informing that if your girlfriend selected you, it's because you have good traits
this becomes even more pronounced if your girlfriend is beautiful
chicks will see you as valuable and will instantly enter into a competition with your gf
that's why women are all competing with each other constantly

anyway yeah it is what it is
if you believe you will still have the same attention when you're single you're in for a surprise
Anonymous ID: ZNUbyk40
6/16/2025, 2:15:31 PM No.60509803
>>60508991

Women are insecure and constantly on their guard about men. When you say you have a wife/gf they immediately know you are "partnerable" and safe, and won't be aggressively hitting on or going after them. And yes there's also that added dimension of some enjoying the little thrill and competition of testing a claimed man to see if they can beat out your woman.
Anonymous ID: 0IL2o4kr
6/16/2025, 5:48:42 PM No.60510872
>>60504833
>isn't that a scam?
this is the way
Anonymous ID: gJUBXWTF
6/16/2025, 6:01:43 PM No.60510923
>>60504798 (OP)
Buy Monero
Anonymous ID: rOWzL0h7
6/17/2025, 11:54:20 AM No.60513575
>>60505118
Women become people after menopause (if they have children)
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Anonymous ID: 8t7Vm+aw
6/17/2025, 3:19:01 PM No.60514035
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> and her lawyer
the thing about all of this is the trail from the banking system and the trail on whatever blockchain from there.

it's reasoonable to assume that lawyer will start at the beginning (your bank statements) and then follow the breadcrumbs to your crypto wallet.

setting up separate bank accounts is one way to do this but if the lawyer finds that then you are fucked. if he is any good he will also subpoena all US exchanges, so it's worth just assuming that your crypto shenanigans are going to be discovered. if you start with that assumption: use kraken to buy XMR, under your name on the monthly and withdraw to an XMR wallet, this is your dummy wallet and what you will give up when it's discofvered. on a monthly basis move 90% of that wallet to another XMR wallet and move that into an exchange account under your mother's or father's name. That's where you do your trading and it's from there that you withdraw to a ledger/trezor.

These two hops will make it near impossible for lawyer to find your wealth.
Anonymous ID: ZNUbyk40
6/17/2025, 3:23:51 PM No.60514050
>>60513575

On the contrary women are only people for the middle period where they are active mothers. It makes them more realistic. They are children before and after, at least in this cultural era.
Anonymous ID: xFU+gOPR
6/17/2025, 3:27:11 PM No.60514059
you will never have to worry about this.