My ultimate goal when I "make it" is to be morbidly obese, never get out of my bed, play video games all day, and hire a nurse to change my poopy diapers.

I would order food from food delivery apps and never give the pajeets a tip.

"MUH LAAAYYGS" I would say.

>>60505006 (OP)
what a freak!!

I'm gonna opt for heroin personally, I just prefer the aesthetic

>>60505006 (OP)
Based

>>60505006 (OP)
I will disfigure myself horribly, I will make sure to drool constantly and stink terribly. Then I will "invite" novice prostitutes whom I will pay a lot of money for and do lots of very disgusting and degrading fetish things to them.

Being obese produces inflammation, which accelerates aging. You will die quicker.

>>60505006 (OP)
based. now watch the boomers seethe

>>60505030
I'm based

>>60505042
based

>>60505058
based

>>60505069
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T RETIRE AT 25 AND BECOME A MORBIDLY OBESE PIG THAT IS WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT
LMAO okay boomer

bump

>>60505006 (OP)
Based
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI

baammmpp

I’ll probably just smoke chronic all day errr day

>>60507144
holy based

Here's to feeling good all the time.

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top kek

>choosing to feel like shit every waking moment

>>60505006 (OP)
Humble, based, passionate.
Keep at it OP!

>>60505006 (OP)
based beyond belief

>>60507834
thank you thank you

>>60507922
Living the dream!